# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/701 "2023-08-21T20:31:47Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> In another era, I would have read a title like that and assumed it was a left-wing redneck rebel anthem possibly based on a Woody Guthrie song about how the wealthy in both parties are keeping the working man down.

This also bugged [Billy Bragg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGNFR7pgxDY)

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/702 "2023-08-21T21:21:07Z")

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That is a fantastic response! Thank you Billy!

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/703 "2023-08-21T22:24:47Z")

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Holy fuck!  
People, that’s worth a click!  
(ETA I was not familiar with Billy Bragg a few minutes ago, but am now a big fan!)

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/704 "2023-08-21T23:09:23Z")

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> [@griffin1977](#):
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> This also bugged [Billy Bragg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGNFR7pgxDY)

That made me cry. In a good way.

These days I wonder what the hell good I’m doing hanging around on this planet, sucking up resources probably better utilized by someone else. But 20-odd years ago, I organized my “shop” to decertify a county employee organization which was, while well intentioned, basically useless for negotiating work conditions and pay issues we faced against the State of California. I brought in and ensured we certified SEIU to represent us. Better known as the Teamsters.

Things improved for our workers tout de suite and continue better to this day.

I’ve always been a huge supporter of unions. It’s nice to remember I did make at least one small difference in this world.

Well done, Billy Bragg. And thanks for sharing that link, @griffin1977.

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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2023, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/705 "2023-08-21T23:50:34Z")

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I know there’s a hard-fought contest for the GOP’s stupidest Senator, and it’s a tough competition with the likes of Ron Johnson and Tommy Tuberville, but Ted Cruz is also a front-runner. Today he shared a tweet of a shark swimming along the 405 freeway in Southern California. Of course, that doctored picture has been around since 2011, even showing up in 2015 after a hurricane hit his adopted home state of Texas.

> <https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1693628732982841728>
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> Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat

ETA: click on the link to see Cruz’s tweet and the picture.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/706 "2023-08-22T00:11:01Z")

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Fox News says Biden is responsible for letting the tropical storm into California.

> **[Fox News tells viewers 'they' let Tropical Storm Hilary into the US 'because...](https://www.rawstory.com/fox-news-tells-viewers-they-let-tropical-storm-hilary-into-the-us-because-its-bidens-america-2664196166/)**
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> Fox News is blaming Tropical Storm Hilary hitting California on President Joe Biden.In the first minute of the right-wing cable channel’s “The Big Weekend Show” Sunday evening, host Kennedy opened with a dramatic introduction.“The big story tonight:...

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/707 "2023-08-22T00:15:13Z")

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It’s well known that a President can direct the paths of hurricanes - with just the stroke of a sharpie.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/708 "2023-08-22T00:18:49Z")

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Well, that’s the trouble with FOX News: No One there is a Sharpie…

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/709 "2023-08-22T00:22:44Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> It’s well known that a President can direct the paths of hurricanes - with just the stroke of a sharpie.

I know one disgraced former president who could direct a might torrent of hot air and stupidity, often accompanied by destruction, in nearly any direction on any given day. And often did.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/710 "2023-08-22T01:44:33Z")

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Vivek Ramaswamy is prepping for the debate by posting videos of himself playing tennis with no shirt on.

> <https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1693666317406962058>

As absolutely ridiculous as this is, I have to give him props - Loser Donald would never be able to pull this off.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/711 "2023-08-22T01:47:30Z")

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It works for Putin. Men want to be him; women want to be with him.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/712 "2023-08-22T01:54:47Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> I know one disgraced former president who could direct a might torrent of hot air and stupidity, often accompanied by destruction, in nearly any direction on any given day. And often did.

Or he could just shout at you.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/713 "2023-08-22T02:00:47Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> > [@LSLGuy](#):
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> > I know one disgraced former president who could direct a might torrent of hot air and stupidity, often accompanied by destruction, in nearly any direction on any given day. And often did.
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> Or he could just shout at you. -

I’d rather be shouted at by a Vogon guard.

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/714 "2023-08-22T02:03:09Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> It’s well known that a President can direct the paths of hurricanes - with just the stroke of a sharpie.

Some presidents can do it just by thinking!

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/715 "2023-08-22T02:10:56Z")

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Proposed [What If](https://what-if.xkcd.com/archive/) question (no not really): How much would it cost to build a wall tall enough to stop a Hurricane and could Mexico afford it?

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/716 "2023-08-22T03:05:11Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I’d rather be shouted at by a Vogon guard.

A clearer minded thinker would prefer to be shouting at a Vogon guard.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/717 "2023-08-22T21:37:32Z")

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A former shampoo CEO wants to become “warlord” of a post-apocalyptic USA.

> **[US businessman is wannabe ‘warlord’ of secretive far-right men’s network](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/22/charles-haywood-claremont-institute-sacr-far-right)**
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> Revealed: Charles Haywood, creator of the Society for American Civic Renewal, has said he might serve as ‘warlord’ at the head of an ‘armed patronage network’

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2023, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/718 "2023-08-22T23:19:47Z")

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Sounds like like the copy repairman guy in _The Postman_.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/719 "2023-08-23T00:51:19Z")

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From article:  
(from a far-reicher, too)

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> Haywood’s ideas have seen him characterized as an extremist even by others on the far right including the former American Conservative columnist Rod Dreher, who [wrote](https://www.theamericanconservative.com/a-new-enemy-to-the-right/) last December that Haywood was “seriously, batshit crazy” and characterized him as writing from a “Midwestern Führerbunker”.

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> On his personal website, The Worthy House, where he styles himself “Maximum Leader”, Haywood has written that the sale made him “rich beyond the dreams of avarice and looking to cause trouble”. Mansfield-King was [reportedly](https://www.ibj.com/articles/fast-25-mansfield-king) “on track to do $45m in revenue” in the year before its sale.

Usually headcases have _some_ visual aspect about them to denote thier headcasery, but google images seem to show a relatively non-headcasy-looking chap. Has that “done successful start-ups back in the day” look.  
Wish I’d taken the Maximum Leader path in life. 🤦‍♂️

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2023, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/720 "2023-08-23T03:23:07Z")

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> Haywood was “seriously, batshit crazy” and characterized him as writing from a “Midwestern Führerbunker”.

So basically the lead candidate for the GOP in 2028 then?

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