# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7281 "2024-08-23T21:18:21Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> When you drink milk do you determine how fresh it is based on the age of the cow?

Interestingly enough, a dairy cow can usually provide drinkable milk until it dies of old age assuming no other health issues. So this goes even further to show how absurd Comrade Collins’ argument is.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7282 "2024-08-23T21:26:43Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> And medically speaking, if a dipshit like that cares anything about facts, there is little risk if a man fathers a child before the age of 45. Even then, the risk is low until after 50.

And there’s no reason to assume that the Walz’s infertility issues are due to the father’s sperm. It can just as easily be due to the mother’s ova, a combination of the two (sperm-ova incompatibility), or simply unknown (idiopathic) origin. IUI (and IVF) may be used under all these circumstances.

And the assholes griping because the Walzes used IUI rather than IVF - IVF is the next step on the infertility pathway. Banning IVF very much affects them and every other person struggling with infertility.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7283 "2024-08-23T21:28:53Z")

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I welcome Mr. Collins to engage in a blind age-determination taste-test for both milk and semen.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7284 "2024-08-23T21:33:21Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> And there’s no reason to assume that the Walz’s infertility issues are due to the father’s sperm.

But then, if not by attacking the manhood of somebody else, how then do they alleviate their insecurity?

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7285 "2024-08-23T21:39:39Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> But then, if not by attacking the manhood of somebody else, how then do they alleviate their insecurity?-

By attacking his 17-year-old son, of course!

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7286 "2024-08-23T21:56:44Z")

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1. Lots of people have step-children and foster children and god children. And a lot of step parents skip the “step” descriptor, stressing they are the parent, and the children are their children, too. Because harping on “step” or “foster” or “adopted” is felt like a distancing move, like telling the child (or the parent) you are second class.

Have you never heard people talk of having four parents instead of just two?

Jeez, and the Republicans say they are the party of families and Democrats are against families.

> [@Smapti](#):
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> Ann Coulter sez it’s Democrats’ fault she insulted Tim Walz’s son.

She didn’t realize he’s neuro divergent, so that makes it okay.

> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> But then, if not by attacking the manhood of somebody else, how then do they alleviate their insecurity?

> [@needscoffee](#):
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> By attacking his 17-year-old son, of course!

DAMN!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7287 "2024-08-23T22:29:08Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> Jeez, and the Republicans say they are the party of families and Democrats are against families.

The only kind of family these weirdos support is the kind where the husband is CEO/slaveowner, the wife is his mother/sex toy, and the children aren’t people so much as mini-mes to be programmed to think like him and hate the same things as he does and to be used as a frustrative outlet because “my dad beat the crap out of me all the time and I didn’t turn into a sissy or nothing”, and where the emotion binding everyone together is mutual contempt.

Like their heroes the Trumps.

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7288 "2024-08-23T22:38:27Z")

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Every time one of these people mutters something in public, I’m just generally at the level of “what the fuck is wrong with these people?”

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2024, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7289 "2024-08-23T22:49:08Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> By attacking his 17-year-old son, of course!

But…but…I just saw a comment on Facebook where a MAGA said they haven’t seen one, not one, Republican mock Walz’s son, but Democrats have been mocking Barron Trump for the last eight years!

I guess Einstein was right–you can’t trust everything you see on the internet.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7290 "2024-08-24T00:08:11Z")

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Sounds like a group of Republicans getting together is like the archetypal Thanksgiving Dinner. Very pro-family, yeah.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7291 "2024-08-24T00:56:13Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Now do the math on Donald and Barron ya piece of shit.

That just proves how powerfully virile he is!

/MAGA

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7292 "2024-08-24T01:12:17Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> But…but…I just saw a comment on Facebook where a MAGA said they haven’t seen one, not one, Republican mock Walz’s son, but Democrats have been mocking Barron Trump for the last eight years!

The denial is strong with that one. Facing themselves in a mirror must be harder each day. Mental stress. Omni-directional hatred. Declining health. SAD

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7293 "2024-08-24T01:15:02Z")

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> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1827147670282232146>

[![](https://j.gifs.com/Kr75jp.gif) ](https://j.gifs.com/Kr75jp.gif)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7294 "2024-08-24T01:17:07Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Sounds like a group of Republicans getting together is like the archetypal Thanksgiving Dinner. Very pro-family, yeah.

This is what happens when you spend a decade hyping up an abusive, adulterous rapist who hates his sons and wants to fuck his daughters as a paragon of manliness. They wouldn’t recognize a loving family anymore if they saw one.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7295 "2024-08-24T01:34:33Z")

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I’ve noticed that Trump has started pronouncing Kamala’s name correctly…or, mostly correct. I wonder what caused that change?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7296 "2024-08-24T01:37:32Z")

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He pronounced it wrong for long enough that he convinced himself that that was the right pronunciation, and so now he changed it to try to pronounce it wrong to mock her.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7297 "2024-08-24T01:55:53Z")

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He has probably gotten confused and thinks he’s pronouncing it wrong. 🤫

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7298 "2024-08-24T02:44:34Z")

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Something called the “National Federation of Republican Assemblies” says Harris is ineligible to be president because Dred Scott says blacks can’t be citizens.

> **[GOP group claims Kamala Harris is ineligible to be president due to Dred...](https://www.rawstory.com/kamala-harris-2669019452/)**
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> A prominent Republican group is citing one of the most reviled Supreme Court (SCOTUS) decisions in American history to justify its case that Vice President Kamala Harris should be deemed ineligible to run under the U.S. Constitution.In an official...

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7299 "2024-08-24T02:48:14Z")

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‘Nice’ to see Republicans pulling out 19th century legal decisions to support 21st century racism again.

“We’re not going back,” indeed.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2024, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7300 "2024-08-24T02:51:35Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> It’s explicitly a conservative magazine (and has a podcast). It was a huge proponent of the 2020 election steal lies. They also spread Covid misinformation and climate change denialism. It _is_ a Blaze/Infowars kind of site.

I wish people would stop using the word “conservative” when talking about radically right-wing.

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