# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 383
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7641 "2024-09-04T23:06:21Z")
What else are you supposed to drink a milkshake with? A bayonet? ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7642 "2024-09-04T23:10:05Z")
I think you’re supposed to hold it feebly with both hands and sip on it as if it was likely to explode in your face. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7643 "2024-09-04T23:31:08Z")
Please, Mr. Watters, do go [on](https://www.nydailynews.com/2016/01/28/bill-oreilly-and-donald-trump-really-do-love-vanilla-milkshakes-and-daily-news-has-proof/)… [![](https://i.insider.com/5f8dae319e9fe4001900a150?width=1200&format=jpeg) ](https://i.insider.com/5f8dae319e9fe4001900a150?width=1200&format=jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7644 "2024-09-04T23:54:26Z")
Trump’s whole mouth area is so yellow in that picture that he looks like a hybrid bird creature; he has a straw in his beak. Any second now he’ll turn his head around completely backwards and screech at someone. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7645 "2024-09-05T00:06:43Z")
Laura Ingaham is threatening us with a good time; > ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7646 "2024-09-05T00:13:25Z")
So…just a normal Saturday night for this liberal in Kentucky. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7647 "2024-09-05T00:16:26Z")
Wait - how many offspring are you aborting on a typical Saturday? ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7648 "2024-09-05T00:21:43Z")
As many as they send from the pizza parlor basement. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7649 "2024-09-05T00:31:09Z")
I dunno…how many potential fetuses (feti?) are there in the average amount of ejaculate? Multiply that by 4-5, I guess. I stop counting after 3, usually. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7650 "2024-09-05T00:34:42Z")
I’ve got a sister and mother in Wilmore, so I pretty much know what’s what there. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7651 "2024-09-05T00:37:46Z")
Oddly enough, I’ve been lost in Wilmore. Which wasn’t easy to do. As I recall, there were only about three streets when I was there 30+ years ago. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7652 "2024-09-05T00:39:39Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Multiply that by 4-5, I guess. I stop counting after 3, usually. Let the heathens spill theirs On the dusty ground God shall make them pay For each sperm that can’t be found! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7653 "2024-09-05T00:39:51Z")
Went there last year, and there is a TARDIS in the grocery store. Owner says it just appeared there one day. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7654 "2024-09-05T00:41:04Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Let the heathens spill theirs > On the dusty ground > God shall make them pay > For each sperm that can’t be found! Welp, that’ll be stuck in my head for the next two days. ETA, for anyone unfamiliar: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/fUspLVStPbk/maxresdefault.jpg "Every Sperm is Sacred - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7655 "2024-09-05T00:42:45Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Went there last year, and there is a TARDIS in the grocery store. About ten years ago I was out driving at 3 AM, as one does, and noticed a TARDIS in the parking lot of a somewhat famous burger shack here in Olympia that hadn’t been there before. It turned out the owner built it just for kicks because he likes decorating the property with weird crap (like 15-foot-tall dinosaur statues and cardboard cutouts of the mascot as various celebrities) but for a moment I was worried there were Sontarans afoot. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7656 "2024-09-05T00:44:57Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > Please, Mr. Watters, do go on… !!! [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWq_-NTWgAAvJC5?format=jpg&name=small) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GWq_-NTWgAAvJC5?format=jpg&name=small) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7657 "2024-09-05T00:45:24Z")
Or ahead. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7658 "2024-09-05T00:57:40Z")
Alien Super Show did a quick recap of Watter’s “things men shouldn’t do”. Go to 9:38 in below video. > **[LIFE AT MISCONCEPTION?! Republicans have come for IVF | ft. guest Beth Stelling](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agvufZ-K-5g%5C)** > > REPUBLICANS TO AMERICA: u can have a little theocracy as a treat...The Aliens abduct Comedian Beth Stelling ("If You Didn't Want Me Then" on Netflix) as they... Alien Super Show is great btw. This particular clip is ruined a bit by the guest (the slime) being a bit crass. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7659 "2024-09-05T01:08:13Z")
Jesse Watters is driving down Rt 66 when his car starts making weird noises. He stops at a nearby shop and asks the mechanic to take a look at it. The guy says give him 30 minutes or so and check back. Jesse walks into town and stops at a diner. Since it is very hot he asks for a vanilla milkshake to cool off after his walk. When he’s done he pays his bill and walks back to the shop. The mechanic steps out and says Mr. Watters, looks like you blew a seal. THAT’S JUST HOW MEN DRINK MILKSHAKES!!! ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7660 "2024-09-05T01:24:17Z")
> [@Mijin](#): > > Alien Super Show is great btw. This particular clip is ruined a bit by the guest (the slime) being a bit crass. I didn’t notice the guest being particularly more crass than the others. I suppose they did have to bleep her and not the regulars. I think the bleeps ruined the clip more than the jokes she was making. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588.md?page=382) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588.md?page=384)