# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7661 "2024-09-05T01:35:39Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> I think the bleeps ruined the clip more than the jokes she was making.

Sadly, Youtube isn’t the wild west it once was - creators risk being demonetized if they swear too much or use certain words (thus the evolution of neologisms like “unalived” and “graped” for murder/suicide and sexual assault).

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7662 "2024-09-05T02:11:56Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> I think the bleeps ruined the clip more than the jokes she was making.

I remember hearing Jerry Springer saying that they added superfluous bleeps to his show to make it seem more salacious.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7663 "2024-09-05T02:34:42Z")

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Rick “Skeletor” Scott says that every single Democrat has voted to legalize crushing the skulls of infants and/or letting them starve to death.

> <https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1831363981380125100>

> **[‘Shameful’: Ex-senator slams Rick Scott's new 'infuriating' claim](https://www.rawstory.com/rick-scott-2669131516/)**
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> U.S. Senator Rick Scott (R-FL) is under fire over video of him baselessly telling students women and doctors would “crush” the “skull” of babies just minutes before they are born, if abortion were legal, apparently at nine months, or starve them to...

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7664 "2024-09-05T03:07:39Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I remember hearing Jerry Springer saying that they added superfluous bleeps to his show to make it seem more salacious.

Naughty Count.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hUeN6LZNPVQ/hqdefault.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEmCOADEOgC8quKqQMa8AEB-AG-AoAC8AGKAgwIABABGGUgZShlMA8=&rs=AOn4CLDcA3htWIJV4a9Sq3T59tsI4Palkg "The Count ... The count song censored from Sesame Street ...") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUeN6LZNPVQ)

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7665 "2024-09-05T04:41:38Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> About ten years ago I was out driving at 3 AM, as one does, and noticed a TARDIS in the parking lot of a somewhat famous burger shack here in Olympia that hadn’t been there before.

What famous burger shack is there in Olympia? There used to be a place on Harrison with a lot of religious paraphernalia, but I doubt that’s the one you mean.

> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> The mechanic steps out and says Mr. Watters, looks like you blew a seal.

Hey, just fix the thing and leave my personal life out of it!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7666 "2024-09-05T04:44:41Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> What famous burger shack is there in Olympia? There used to be a place on Harrison with a lot of religious paraphernalia, but I doubt that’s the one you mean.

Eastside Big Tom, where State Ave meets 4th and becomes Pacific. The oldest documented drive-thru in the state of Washington, originator of “goop” sauce for burgers (basically mustard and sweet relish mixed with equal parts mayo and Miracle Whip), and possibly the inspiration for In-N-Out Burger.

> **[Was This Olympia Restaurant the Inspiration for In-N-Out Burger?](https://www.seattlemet.com/eat-and-drink/2024/02/eastside-big-tom-in-n-out-burger-inspiration)**
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> Washington just might be an ingredient in the famed burger chain's secret sauce.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7667 "2024-09-05T04:49:08Z")

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I don’t remember that one, but I didn’t get over to that part of town very often. Worth trying next time I’m out that way?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7668 "2024-09-05T04:54:21Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Worth trying next time I’m out that way?

It’s not life-changingly amazing or anything, but I’d say they make a really good burger for a reasonable price. They use very fresh ingredients and the fries are always perfectly crispy and you can really taste how clean the cooking oil is when you bite into them, and the goop is the perfect blend of sweet and savory.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7669 "2024-09-05T05:56:34Z")

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IMHO this guy is dumb for two reasons: buying a stupid shirt and trying to make a fuss about it on a plane. I’m guessing he wants it to to be a whole thing about “ censorship.” The shirt itself makes no sense either.

> **[Man kicked off Delta flight for wearing Donald Trump tee with ‘hawk tuah’...](https://nypost.com/2024/08/31/us-news/man-kicked-off-delta-flight-for-wearing-obscene-donald-trump-tee-with-viral-meme-reference/)**
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> “I’m getting kicked off because of my shirt,” the man announced.

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**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7670 "2024-09-05T06:11:57Z")

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It was a picture of Trump with two middle fingers held up. You don’t suppose it was the middle fingers and not Trump that caused the problem? 🙄

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7671 "2024-09-05T06:15:16Z")

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No, I’m sure it was the fingers that did it. I assumed the “hawk tuah” part did him no favors as well.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7672 "2024-09-05T07:51:07Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> because (checks notes) he drinks his milkshake with a straw.

HOW THE FUCK ELSE WOULD YOU DRINK A MILKSHAKE?!\>?!

I think I’ve literally never seen anyone drink a milkshake in any other way. Hell, “[Sharing a milkshake with two straws](https://vocal.media/geeks/riverdale-recreates-the-iconic-milkshake-shot-from-the-archie-comics)” was a standard look in Archie comics! You’re going to tell me Archie wasn’t a real man? Dude scored both Betty _and_ Veronica!

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**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7673 "2024-09-05T09:59:29Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> I didn’t notice the guest being particularly more crass than the others. I suppose they did have to bleep her and not the regulars.

In terms of the whole show, she was pretty funny.

I’m terms of the segment about watters, she 3 or 4 times joked about him sucking D. I don’t like that kind of joke.  
I get it; Watters is talking about “real” men and all that, so she’s joking about repressed feelings etc. But it’s meeting the bigots in their gutter; I don’t want to go there.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7674 "2024-09-05T11:21:22Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> You’re going to tell me Archie wasn’t a real man? Dude scored both Betty _and_ Veronica!

But did he score with Kevin?

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7675 "2024-09-05T12:46:44Z")

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I have it on good authority that Archie wore a tan suit. And was not faithful by petting other people’s dogs.

Obviously, his man card should have been revoked ages ago.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7676 "2024-09-05T13:17:45Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> Obviously, his man card should have been revoked ages ago.

Well…

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/C42cIG9mEgE/maxresdefault.jpg "Archie's a sistah! (from Chasing Amy)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C42cIG9mEgE)

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7677 "2024-09-05T13:51:07Z")

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Yeah, well, he also thought Vader was a Nubian god, so who are you going to believe?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7678 "2024-09-05T14:48:37Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> Yeah, well, he also thought Vader was a Nubian god,

What’s a Nubian?

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**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7679 "2024-09-05T15:01:06Z")

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Shut the f#$% up!

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**Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7680 "2024-09-05T15:07:38Z")

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Bitch, you almost made me laugh.

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