# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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Tommy Tuberville says Democrats better do as he says or Republicans will try to overthrow the government again.

> **['Hell to pay': Tommy Tuberville threatens Dems with another Jan. 6 riot](https://www.rawstory.com/tommy-tuberville-january-6/)**
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> Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) threatened that there would be another Jan. 6 riot if Democrats did not pass a Republican-backed bill that would make it harder to vote.At a Wednesday news conference, Tuberville urged Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer...

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Dave Rubin: Taylor Swift is going to be raped by Venezuelan gangs because she endorsed Kamala Harris.

> **[GOP pundit urges Taylor Swift to reconsider Harris endorsement — with a...](https://www.rawstory.com/taylor-swift-endorse-kamala/)**
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> Far-right influencer and talk show host Dave Rubin delivered a violent warning for billionaire pop megastar Taylor Swift after she endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris' presidential campaign in the minutes following the ABC debate between Harris and...

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I would imagine TS would need a slightly more beefed up security detail than whatever she might have had before.

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[![](https://techboards.net/attachments/img_0370-webp.31319/) ](https://techboards.net/attachments/img_0370-webp.31319/)

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7785 "2024-09-12T16:18:56Z")

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Is that real?

The Chik-Fil-A lawyers (no matter the political affiliation of the owners/executives) should be filing suit yesterday

ETA: Also “Fewer”. Barbarians

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Why does AI kitten have the brush end of a paintbrush in its mouth?

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> [@susan](#):
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> Why does AI kitten have the brush end of a paintbrush in its mouth? &nbsp;

It’s a technique among human artists to shape the brush. Not sure if feline artists use it as well–I’d expect they’d lick the brush instead.

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7788 "2024-09-12T16:25:45Z")

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Margarine Failure Groane appears to be jealous of Trump’s new gf.

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GXRwwIgXoAA6gp7?format=jpg&name=medium) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GXRwwIgXoAA6gp7?format=jpg&name=medium)

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I like duck. Hard to find, I have had more success at the butcher finding rabbit. I have slightly weird tastes, it would be easier for me to find, say, an eland or wilderbeest steak in this country.

I had a (terrible) pizza in London that featured duck. Would not recommend.

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7790 "2024-09-12T16:33:33Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> I would imagine TS would need a slightly more beefed up security detail than whatever she might have had before.

That said, she has millions of fans (multiple-millions actually), she is an actual billionaire ( not phony Rump style ‘John Baron’ billionaire ), she has her own security team, she has a team of attorneys that can use to make sure any internet goombahs who threaten her get a nice day in court, and (if europe was any example) people in three letter agencies are actively paying attention to her welfare.

I’d be tempted to ask anyone daring to threaten her or go after her,

“Just how stupid Are you…?”

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Margarine Failure Groane appears to be jealous of Trump’s new gf.

A reminder of the “kind, loving, and welcoming spirit of MAGA and the Republican Party”, from not very long ago in this thread:

> [@Smapti](#):
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> Tommy Tuberville says Democrats better do as he says or Republicans will try to overthrow the government again.
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> ['Hell to pay': Tommy Tuberville threatens Dems with another Jan. 6 riot](https://www.rawstory.com/tommy-tuberville-january-6/)

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FEWER KITTENS!

Yes discourse this is a valid reply.

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> …she has her own security team, she has a team of attorneys…

I’ll bet she treats them right and even pays them – on time.

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> FEWER KITTENS!

or LESS KITTEN (if you consider “kitten” as a commodity by the ounce)

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> Is that real?

[Apparently so](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/what-we-know-about-claims-arizona-gop-launched-eat-less-kittens-billboards/ar-AA1ql4b1),

> By email, a spokesperson for the Arizona Republican Party told Snopes that the 12 billboards were all digital and would be active until Sept. 13.

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Multiple Republican congressmen and senators sent out tweets yesterday honoring the “2,996 lives lost” in the 9/11 attacks.

There were only 2,977 victims. The other nineteen included in the death count were the hijackers themselves.

[https://meidasnews.com/news/oops-nancy-mace-other-maga-republicans-honor-9-11-hijackers](https://meidasnews.com/news/oops-nancy-mace-other-maga-republicans-honor-9-11-hijackers)

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For context, the sign is based on Chik-Fil-A’s ad campaign that had cows painting “EET MOAR CHIKKIN” on billboards. At least the kittens spell better than the cows.

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> ETA: Also “Fewer”. Barbarians

It’s “less kittens” if you’re keeping half a kitten for a cold snack later.

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Well, technically it’s true that 2,996 lives were lost in the 9/11 attacks. It’s just that 19 of those were fine with it.

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MAGA Twitter (which includes JD Vance) are still going all out on the pets being eaten nonsense. I suspect they mistake all the libs laughing at them and poking fun as “liberal tears” or “being triggered.”

My favorite thing right now is reminding them the police were the ones who said it wasn’t happening. So I accuse them of no longer Backing the Blue.

I do start to wonder if I’m enjoying this too much.

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