# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7801 "2024-09-12T20:16:33Z")

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My guess is they did not expect Trump to say the crazy shit out loud to a general audience. So they’re leaning into:

“It was a joke! Ya, that’s the ticket! A funny joke! Trump is such a jokester, and so we’re going along with the joke! Ya, that’s it!”

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7802 "2024-09-12T20:44:18Z")

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On my idiot congressman’s FB page, one of his MAGAnut followers posted an image of trump running, holding two adworable kittens, while being chased by two “really black” male teenagers. (It’s unintentionally hilarious, and offensive at the same time). I guess they think their Lord and Savior trump is saving the poor kitties from being eaten, but I see it as meanie trump stealing the kids’ pets.

eta: found it! (like trump could even outrun a three-legged tortoise)

[![](https://www.maciverinstitute.com/assets/components/phpthumbof/cache/trump-saving-cats.8889082b8dc62f5abbee38b878e92922.07ffcf5095434d3f68f0256ff8f23f4d.webP) ](https://www.maciverinstitute.com/assets/components/phpthumbof/cache/trump-saving-cats.8889082b8dc62f5abbee38b878e92922.07ffcf5095434d3f68f0256ff8f23f4d.webP)

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7803 "2024-09-12T20:45:30Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> “It was a joke! Ya, that’s the ticket! A funny joke! Trump is such a jokester, and so we’re going along with the joke! Ya, that’s it!”

“He meant it sarcastically”  
(Too bad that can’t be used in court)

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**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7804 "2024-09-12T21:20:15Z")

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[![](https://i.imgflip.com/18tp24.jpg) ](https://i.imgflip.com/18tp24.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7805 "2024-09-12T21:44:08Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> It’s “less kittens” if you’re keeping half a kitten for a cold snack later.

Jimmy Kimmel addresses that at 14:20 or so…  
[( But don’t skip ahead. Trust Me. )](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9bqtlWphXA)

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7806 "2024-09-12T21:57:01Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> one of his MAGAnut followers posted an image of trump running

Trump [reposted](https://imgur.com/gallery/lol-tMZULU7) a bunch of those. That link goes to an imgur page with them, but they’re on his truthsocial page as well.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7807 "2024-09-12T21:57:33Z")

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[![](https://i.imgur.com/M5qNQkr.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/M5qNQkr.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7808 "2024-09-12T22:30:15Z")

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Preach it JD! I bet Taylor has no idea how much a gallon of eggs is, or a loaf of bacon, or whatever makes sense for breakfast.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7809 "2024-09-12T22:34:46Z")

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Dammit JD;; you’re supposed to be running with Don the Con. Not accusing him of being disconnected with the problems of American voters.

That was the last few years when you were calling him a moral disaster and America Hitler.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7810 "2024-09-12T22:36:29Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> Preach it JD! I bet Taylor has no idea how much a gallon of eggs is, or a loaf of bacon, or whatever makes sense for breakfast.

[![](https://i.imgflip.com/5xnv3p.png) ](https://i.imgflip.com/5xnv3p.png)

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7811 "2024-09-12T23:24:10Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> On my idiot congressman’s FB page, one of his MAGAnut followers posted an image of trump running, holding two adworable kittens, while being chased by two “really black” male teenagers. (It’s unintentionally hilarious, and offensive at the same time).

If that was created to mock Trump, it’s funny.

If some Republican has shared it unironically, it’s hysterical.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7812 "2024-09-12T23:24:51Z")

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No, Donald, I can’t imagine that, because it has never happened and never would happen.

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1834357892490953051>

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2024, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7813 "2024-09-12T23:39:04Z")

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I think I have a workaround that should please everybody:

Let’s unleash the “illegal Haitians” on the Springfield, Ohio furry community.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7814 "2024-09-13T00:07:46Z")

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With or without condoms?

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7815 "2024-09-13T00:08:52Z")

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Either/or. I’m a gambler.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7816 "2024-09-13T00:14:33Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Let’s unleash the “illegal Haitians” on the Springfield, Ohio furry community.

Oh man, he Repugs are going after the furries too? … but what am I saying of course they would.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7817 "2024-09-13T00:26:05Z")

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Of course, I’m assuming that there _is_ a Springfield, Ohio furry community.

What am I saying? [Of course there is.](https://furrycons.com/event/22900/anthrohio-2024)

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7818 "2024-09-13T00:31:24Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> I bet Taylor has no idea how much a gallon of eggs is, or a loaf of bacon, or whatever makes sense for breakfast.

You made me scare the cat (the one I didn’t eat yet).

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7819 "2024-09-13T02:26:28Z")

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And TT’s back to [hobbling our military](https://edition.cnn.com/2024/09/09/politics/tuberville-hold-promotion-top-austin-aide/index.html). (The link goes to CNN.)

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**Post date:** [September 13, 2024, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7820 "2024-09-13T05:32:14Z")

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> Trump: Can you imagine your child goes to school and they don’t even call you and they change the sex of your child.

There’s a John Lennon joke in here somewhere.

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