# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7861 "2024-09-15T19:53:10Z")

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Are you saying that Fuckface von Clownstick is (the s-word)?

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Is that name for Trump or Vance, and what’s the S-word?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7863 "2024-09-15T20:01:47Z")

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Fuckface von Clownstick is a name Jon Stewart attached to Cheetolini some eight years ago. The S-word refers to a promiscuous person (generally to be avoided due to its misogynistic nature).

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7864 "2024-09-15T20:11:08Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#):
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> > But Trump loves Putin
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> But he also loves Xi, and Kim too.

I see a sitcom;  
_My Three ~~Sons~~ Dictators_  
_Three’s Company (In the Re-Education Camp)_  
_The Many Loves of ~~Dobie Gillis~~ Dopey Donny_

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7865 "2024-09-15T20:44:01Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Fuckface von Clownstick is a name Jon Stewart attached to Cheetolini some eight years ago. The S-word refers to a promiscuous person (generally to be avoided due to its misogynistic nature).

And here I was thinking, “He certainly is a shit.”

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7866 "2024-09-15T20:46:27Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> The S-word refers to a promiscuous person (generally to be avoided due to its misogynistic nature).

“Has a user-friendly interface.”

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**Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7867 "2024-09-15T22:02:47Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> I see a sitcom;  
> _My Three ~~Sons~~ Dictators_  
> _Three’s Company (In the Re-Education Camp)_  
> _The Many Loves of ~~Dobie Gillis~~ Dopey Donny_

And whenever there is an oblique reference to dictatorship, it can be pointed out by one of them clumsily interjecting “That’s what XI said!”

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7868 "2024-09-16T01:32:22Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> The Many Loves of ~~Dobie Gillis~~ Dopey Donny

And getting back to his roots:

_The Many Lies of Dopey Donny_

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7869 "2024-09-16T21:50:22Z")

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Ohio sheriff tells his Facebook followers to send him the home addresses of Harris supporters so he can force them to let immigrants live in their houses.

> **[Ohio sheriff asks supporters to 'write down' addresses of Kamala Harris...](https://www.rawstory.com/ohio-sheriff-kamala-harris-voters/)**
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> The sheriff of an Ohio county recently asked his followers on Facebook to keep track of people in their neighborhoods who are openly supporting Vice President Kamala Harris's presidential campaign.Local news station WKYC reported that Portage County...

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7870 "2024-09-17T01:49:13Z")

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Is Springfield in Portage County? Or even near it? (I’m on my phone so am having a hard time searching a state map.)

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7871 "2024-09-17T01:52:09Z")

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Springfield is in Clark County. Portage County is just southeast of Cleveland, in between Akron and Youngstown.

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7872 "2024-09-17T01:59:19Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Springfield is in Clark County. Portage County is just southeast of Cleveland

Google Maps tells me that it’s about a 200 mile drive from Springfield to Portage County.

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Byron Donalds says that Harris should stop telling the truth about Trump’s agenda, because if people know what he wants to do then they’ll try to shoot him.

> **[MAGA congressman: Harris should nix Project 2025 ads in swing states for...](https://www.rawstory.com/byron-donalds-project-2025/)**
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> In the wake of the second assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump, his allies are once again demanding that Democrats stop calling Trump a "threat to democracy," claiming this incites violence.But Rep. Byron Donalds (R-FL) took it a...

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Is Springfield in Portage County? Or even near it?

> [@Smapti](#):
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> Springfield is in Clark County. Portage County is just southeast of Cleveland, in between Akron and Youngstown.

> [@Railer13](#):
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> Google Maps tells me that it’s about a 200 mile drive from Springfield to Portage County.

Thanks!

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7875 "2024-09-17T14:20:50Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> > When asked what he would say to convince Republicans voters who are supporting Kamala Harris to vote for him, Trump suggests those Republican Voters are receiving money from countries like China.
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> So we can assume that Trump has taken money from China?

Well…

> **[Trump collected millions from foreign governments as president: report](https://ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/news/2024/01/04/trump-china-saudi-arabia-hotels-trump-tower-report)**
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> Panel says it will obtain "key financial documents"

> Chinese government-controlled entities alone spent over $5.5 million at three of Trump’s buildings.

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7876 "2024-09-17T15:18:41Z")

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As long as they’re not soldiers, then that’s constitutional, right?

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**Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/7877 "2024-09-17T21:36:14Z")

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My trump loving boss has decided that we can talk politics on Tuesdays so we did today. Things got a bit more heated than normal. But this is what he claimed too. The left is to blame for the assassination attempts on trump because we are telling everyone that he’s going to end democracy. I said, well it’s the truth! Of course he doesn’t believe that at all. All the bad things trump says are jokes. The dictator for a day comment is a joke, obviously! Democrats have no sense of humor.

I think we know we’ll never convince the other to see things differently.

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> The left is to blame for the assassination attempts on trump…

Did he happen to mention who was to blame for the shooting of Gabby Giffords and the attack on Paul Pelosi with a hammer?

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No. I didn’t think to bring them up. He’s very convinced that there is a conspiracy of some sort regarding the fact that there has not been an attempt on Harris or Walz. I got a little more heated with my responses to him. I told him he was usually reasonable when we talked about politics, but that he was just being silly.

Then I remembered he is my boss and toned things down by agreeing with him that there is more to the story regarding Epstein.

I managed to keep my job!

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I wouldn’t be surprised that Trump somehow arranged this latest incident on his course to keep himself in the news.

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