# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8021 "2024-09-24T18:51:24Z")

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I swear, the first thing I thought of when I saw the MAGA Fashion show was this commercial.

And after looking at the outfits displayed, a quote from Sheridan Whiteside (_The Man Who Came To Dinner_): “I may vomit”.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8022 "2024-09-24T20:58:45Z")

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“Ow, my ear.”

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8023 "2024-09-24T22:37:51Z")

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I thought it was “_Ow, My Balls!_”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8024 "2024-09-24T22:41:04Z")

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Well, we found out who’s killing the pets.

> **[Project 2025 mastermind boasted of killing neighbor's dog with a shovel: report](https://www.rawstory.com/kevin-roberts-project-2025/)**
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> The architect of the Project 2025 manifesto for remaking the federal government to serve Donald Trump allegedly told colleagues that he killed a neighbor's dog with a shovel because it was a nuisance.Kevin Roberts, who is now president of the...

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8025 "2024-09-24T22:45:10Z")

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One of the “models” at the fashion show is soap opera actress Martha Byrne, whose ex-NYPD husband was convicted last year of harassing and stalking people in the US as a foreign agent on behalf of China.

> **[‘As the World Turns’ Alum Martha Byrne Speaks Out On Conviction Against Her...](https://michaelfairmantv.com/as-the-world-turns-alum-martha-byrne-speaks-out-on-conviction-against-her-husband-michael-mcmahon-we-are-fighting-till-the-end/2023/06/26/)**
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> If you have been following two-time Daytime Emmy-winning actress, Martha Byrne’s (ex-Lily, As the World Turns) social media accounts or have been following news reports, Byrne is adamantly speaking out about charges and a conviction levied against...

He hasn’t been sentenced but could face decades in prison.

> **[Three men including ex-NYPD officer convicted of harassing Chinese exile](https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/20/china-nationals-expatriate-illegal-stalking-trial)**
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> Prosecutors say ‘Operation Fox Hunt’ is a Beijing effort to pressure Chinese nationals in the US to return home to face charges

> **[Three convicted in US plot to force people to go to China](https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2023/6/20/three-convicted-in-us-plot-to-force-people-to-go-to-china)**
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> Ex-NYPD officer, two others, worked at behest of Beijing in repatriation effort ‘Operation Fox Hunt’, authorities said.

This is MAGA.

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8026 "2024-09-24T22:47:10Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Well, we found out who’s killing the pets.

Between the Kristi Noem thing and now this, I’m starting to detect a pattern here…

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2024, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8027 "2024-09-24T23:34:12Z")

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at least Noem had the decency to use a gun. Geeez.

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8028 "2024-09-25T01:18:40Z")

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Two clips of Biden have gone viral, supposedly showing the extent of his cognitive decline. Piers Morgan even went on a rant about them on his show (and got smacked down well by Brian Tyler Cohen).

It’s so bizarre because neither clip shows this at all IMO.

The first shows Biden unsure of who is next after him to speak. Something which…is incredibly common at events with multiple speakers. And in the second Biden invites his wife to speak and the talking point is that it shows she’s the one in control of government 🙄

Go to 2:40: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWtGcR8DjW4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWtGcR8DjW4)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8029 "2024-09-25T01:27:57Z")

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Seems to me the cognitive decline is on the part of the people who still think they’re running against Biden.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8030 "2024-09-25T01:28:41Z")

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LOL, there is too much truth in that.

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**Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8031 "2024-09-25T01:35:24Z")

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> [@Jihi](#):
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> Between the Kristi Noem thing and now this, I’m starting to detect a pattern here

It’s a republican requirement now. I don’t know how JD is going to explain it to his kids - “Atlas was eating too many eggs!”

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8032 "2024-09-25T02:00:15Z")

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> [@Mijin](#):
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> And in the second Biden invites his wife to speak and the talking point is that it shows she’s the one in control of government

Is that the one where some Faux Noise shill is asking “Where’s Joe Biden?” at the exact moment their video of the meeting pans past where Joe Biden is sitting?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8033 "2024-09-25T02:27:45Z")

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No, there is no studio dialog in the clip. Joe the President is telling the cabinet that his wife Jill is going to make a presentation, and then throws the talking stick over to her, which Piers Morgan declares shows that Mrs. Biden is running the country (because Joe looks tired but she looks energetic).  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Energy being a theme. Cohen talks about how ShitGibbon is being sanewashed (not using those words) and Morgan comes back with the argument _but Individual-ONE is so much more energetic_, as though his energy makes up for his senility.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8034 "2024-09-25T04:47:10Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Well, we found out who’s killing the pets.
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> [Project 2025 mastermind boasted of killing neighbor's dog with a shovel: report](https://www.rawstory.com/kevin-roberts-project-2025/)

Republicans really do not grok social media challenges at all. So far, they’ve gone with firearms and shovels. What’s next?

> [@Smapti](#):
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> Seems to me the cognitive decline is on the part of the people who still think they’re running against Biden.

The cognitive decline is very present in those who think their idol is running against Obama now.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8035 "2024-09-25T05:42:39Z")

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Boot! Flangeleay! Minks-a-muck ver taxes! Air conditioner isn’t free! Can you imagine that?? I mean, vooten burglin yaddafuddafuka.

And this gets half the vote or more.

I hate this motherfucker so much more than anyone in my 53 years of lifetime.

Casinos across the street from each other are such a BOLD move in business! A university which has promised nothing is the best university in the world! Contractors galore saying “you owe us money” but we were not willing to pay, court backs us because they’re fake!!

“On and on, South of Heaven!”

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8036 "2024-09-25T18:00:37Z")

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> [@Locrian](#):
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> I hate this motherfucker so much more than anyone in my 53 years of lifetime.

Calm down, man. Hatred is a poison, with which he himself is stoking his army of MAGAts. Do not fall into his trap. Do not get into the muck with him. Do not accede to his fomentations of violence. Do not let him poison you.

We must pull forward. That cannot happen if we let him drag us backward. Hatred breeds anger out of the dark loam of fear. This is the fight of our lives, all our lives. The best way to _lose_ a fight is to go into it in a rage.

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**Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8037 "2024-09-25T18:04:25Z")

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cnn did a brief jump in on a trump speech in north carolina. he did a bit of a riff on “who is president?” “does anyone know who is really in charge?” cnn cut away after he mentioned bombing iran.

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**Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8038 "2024-09-25T19:34:57Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> > [@Locrian](#):
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> > I hate this motherfucker so much more than anyone in my 53 years of lifetime.
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> Calm down, man.

Let’s be 100% clear about Mr. Trump. He went on national TV, as the sitting President of my country, and said that “the Left”, a group of people I consider myself part of, are people that “someone needs to do something about…”

I don’t who TF he thinks those someones are, but I know for damn sure the “something” he wants done about me is something I really, really don’t want done to me. I resent that my President put a target on my back, and I frankly resent that the leftist media ignored the fact that he wanted _something done_ to his political rivals.

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**Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8039 "2024-09-25T21:05:38Z")

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Still, you should not waste your mental and emotional capital on _hating_ him, just work toward getting somebody to do something about him. Because, somebody really should do something about him.

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**Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8040 "2024-09-25T21:39:29Z")

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This was very, very well said. And needed. At least for myself.

Shit happens, because of that, we can’t look at the ashes, we must look forward. That does not mean that we should not try to save the burning house though.

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