# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8341 "2024-10-09T12:44:49Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> > [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> > Part of the plan is no more no fault divorce. So they don’t need to worry about that part.
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> Infidelity (male and female) has long been grounds for divorce, and pregnant mistress is fairly damning proof, so axing no fault divorce isn’t going to help that problem. Plus, he would also be on the hook for child support which is for many right wing men a much more unfair thing.

You’re forgetting about the anti-science and anti-judge stances of today’s 'pubbies. She’d have to use that science crap to prove to one of those jerk judges the child’s yours. Not a problem!

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8342 "2024-10-09T14:10:00Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> > [@Joey\_P](#):
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> > Come to think of it, do we know why she chose to release a book now, just before the election?
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> Because after the election nobody is going to care what she has to say about anything ever again.

How is that any different than right now?

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8343 "2024-10-09T14:33:09Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> How is that any different than right now?.

MAGAs still need to “appeal to women” by acting like they like and admire her, which they demonstrate by buying her book, even though they have no intention of reading it.

After Trump loses, they don’t need to bother with this.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8344 "2024-10-09T18:52:38Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> MAGAs still need to “appeal to women”

On that note, I give you Steven Miller, sexual matador.

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1843816220036116774>

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8345 "2024-10-09T19:05:30Z")

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Da fuq is a sexual matador?

Is it right wing code for creepy bald 40 year old racist?

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8346 "2024-10-09T19:09:22Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Watters: We are getting a lot of texts from women about Stephen Miller. Our audience believes you are some sort of sexual matador.

Your viewers need to update their text-to-speech modules so they can properly distinguish between “matador” and “predator”.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8347 "2024-10-09T19:09:50Z")

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No, dude, a matador _kills_ the bull, he doesn’t sling it.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8348 "2024-10-09T19:24:49Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Your viewers need to update their text-to-speech modules so they can properly distinguish between “matador” and “predator”.

Ding ding ding!

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8349 "2024-10-09T19:34:57Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> Da fuq is a sexual matador?

Spends 3 seconds sticking it in, then expects accolades and roses.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8350 "2024-10-09T19:48:30Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> Da fuq is a sexual matador?

Someone who chases tail, and both ears.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8351 "2024-10-09T19:50:55Z")

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He could use some pointers from Jesse Ventura. There’s a politician who’s a sexual tyrannosaur

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8352 "2024-10-09T19:56:46Z")

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Can’t reach it, then gets mad?

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8353 "2024-10-09T20:07:30Z")

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You can’t argue with the “anonymous napkin” segment of the population. I guess the Dems should just give up.

> **[Lara Trump Raises Eyebrows With ‘Beverage Napkins’ Reason For Trashing New Poll](https://www.aol.com/lara-trump-raises-eyebrows-beverage-124353117.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAG9VANAdGeeVfF8WKJ2vFWuGy4eZGKsWqiu90xY1pY1mhCAonPQJsFAEiX_YHuvYT3SKMvZqmyryZw12Ljb9IqHXWCkDjItmkZ1KUpSC3DfJr6CRRBOqQ45tCIBTR1qiWzzCukDEkjrIQYuWAUxyTaC54efF5KecWRRRbgm5NWSp)**
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> Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law’s airplane claim prompted mockery on social media.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8354 "2024-10-09T20:24:33Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Can’t reach it, then gets mad?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/mijy8fpdI5c/hqdefault.jpg "Sexual Tyrannosaurus - Predator") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mijy8fpdI5c)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8355 "2024-10-09T20:29:06Z")

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Chris LaCivita is outraged that Fox News is (checks notes) giving its viewers accurate information about the hurricane and the government’s response.

> <https://x.com/LaCivitaC/status/1844061489021452635>

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8356 "2024-10-09T20:34:45Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> You can’t argue with the “anonymous napkin” segment of the population.

The part that kills me is this:

> “No one buys that Kamala Harris has the capability” to be president, former President Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law told Fox News’ Laura Ingraham.

Like Trump’s “Everyone wanted to end Roe v Wade” line, it’s just infuriating. They literally don’t believe that people who disagree with them even exist. They’re trying to tell us that we, ourselves, don’t actually exist.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8357 "2024-10-09T20:46:07Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> former President Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law

calls a person who earned a law degree, held a job as a prosecutor, was elected multiple times to increasingly important positions and is now the VP “an unserious woman”.

Lara Trump, who was a producer on a TV show before latching onto “I’m Eric” and being handed job after job by her father in law, calls Kamala Harris unserious.

I’m waiting for a sinkhole to swallow up the whole lot of them.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8358 "2024-10-09T20:53:15Z")

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Here’s a surefire way that you can tell a campaign is going well - they’re doing a “liquidation sale” and selling all their merch for 47 cents apiece.

> <https://x.com/atrupar/status/1844117612289999034>

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8359 "2024-10-09T22:01:14Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> calls Kamala Harris unserious

Harris called Turmp an unserious man last month. This was 100% “I know you are but what am I” level schoolyard tactics.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8360 "2024-10-09T22:27:16Z")

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I’m not sure where to put this, but following that Laura Ingraham link a few layers deep led me to an excerpt of Musk with Tucker Carlson. Musk was joking about how nobody has bothered to try to assassinate Kamala Harris or Joe Biden, because they are so inconsequential, and Carlson is laughing right along. Musk is laughing in glee at his own comments.

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