# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8621 "2024-10-21T22:50:54Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Tiffany’s pretty mysterious. She might be able to pull it off. She’s at least smart and sly enough to keep from being associated with their matriarch’s grifts and schemes on most occasions.

So… Beware of Geeks wearing jewelry that says ‘Tiffs’…?

Gotcha.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8622 "2024-10-21T22:53:59Z")

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Mary Trump at least seems okay.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8623 "2024-10-22T01:24:11Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> _ **they don’t mind** _ that he’s just saying whatever it takes to win.

If he wins, he’ll say the economy is the greatest in the world and inflation not a problem and his fans will just say “yes, he fixed it immediately like he said he would”. They can spin anything he says.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8624 "2024-10-22T03:41:44Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> Ah, yes, using the full middle name, just like for serial killers.

Or your mom when she’s annoyed with you.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8625 "2024-10-22T03:44:41Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Personally, I thought you were going for a [John Hinkley, Jr](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Ronald_Reagan?wprov=sfti1#Immediate_response) reference.

That was my first thought, too.

> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> Hinkley was a Bush family member.

Huh? IIRC, Hinkley’s father was in the Texas oil business and I’m sure he knew the Bush family but I’ve never heard they were related. I’m actually distantly related to the Bush family; something like 8th or 9th cousins with W.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8626 "2024-10-22T04:11:39Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> > [@Horatius](#):
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> > Ah, yes, using the full middle name, just like for serial killers.
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> Or your mom when she’s annoyed with you.

you are just _trying_ to make me run away screaming

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8627 "2024-10-22T07:14:21Z")

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Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! [Anti-Walz attack is fake upon fake.](https://us.yahoo.com/news/viral-attack-walz-features-fake-153313137.html) (The link goes to Yahoo.)

> Matthew Metro didn’t recognize the face that popped up on his cellphone screen when he clicked a link that a friend texted him last week. But after hitting play on the online video, he was dismayed by what he saw.
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> “My name is Matthew Metro,” said the man in the video, who went on to describe life as a student decades ago at a high school in Minnesota where Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz was a teacher. Some of the details - including about being at the school when Walz worked there - matched the biography of the real Metro. But the man in the video went further, leveling fabricated allegations against Walz, who the real Metro said he never met.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8628 "2024-10-22T08:36:31Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Scary part is that this is exactly what his voters are thinking about his more dangerous antidemocratic proposals. “He’s just saying whatever it takes to win” – and yes, paradoxically, _ **they don’t mind** _ that he’s just saying whatever it takes to win. They did _and will_ **not** hold it against him that he did not deliver on promises of preserving jobs or lowering prices or whatever. When the other side does it _ **they** _ are lying. When HE does it he’s just the consummate hard-sell Always Be Closing guy.

> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> If he wins, he’ll say the economy is the greatest in the world and inflation not a problem and his fans will just say “yes, he fixed it immediately like he said he would”. They can spin anything he says.

I was listening to a Trump representative on the BBC this morning handwaving away all of his recent craziness - the dancing, the discussion of Palmer’s penis, etc - as just “Trump being Trump”.

Which I suppose is true - it **is** Trump being Trump. _That’s entirely the problem._

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8629 "2024-10-22T09:08:30Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Scary part is that this is exactly what his voters are thinking about his more dangerous antidemocratic proposals. “He’s just saying whatever it takes to win” – and yes, paradoxically, _ **they don’t mind** _ that he’s just saying whatever it takes to win. They did _and will_ **not** hold it against him that he did not deliver on promises of preserving jobs or lowering prices or whatever.

Actually, the scary part is they suddenly **believe** what he says.

> [@Horatius](#):
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> Ah, yes, using the full middle name, just like for serial killers.

Or for Kenyan Muslims pretending to be native-born Americans.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8630 "2024-10-22T11:46:29Z")

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LegalEagle just released a video that I think is well worth watching. It’s a good recap of all the shit Trump has done in the last 8ish years and the things that are important to remember going into the election. Trump has shoveled such an incredible amount of bullshit our way, it good to focus on the bigger things that can get lost in the shuffle.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/6bTpbDL5dcg/maxresdefault.jpg "The Most Important Election Of Our Lifetimes") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bTpbDL5dcg)

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8631 "2024-10-22T13:48:44Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> Huh? IIRC, Hinkley’s father was in the Texas oil business and I’m sure he knew the Bush family but I’ve never heard they were related. I’m actually distantly related to the Bush family; something like 8th or 9th cousins with W.

That’s a story I’d heard reported in the news at the time; this is a link to an article [showing a connection](https://famouskin.com/famous-kin-chart.php?name=3101+george+h+w+bush&kin=16279+john+hinckley+jr&via=3019+john+gallop+jr).  
I’m sorry. Please don’t shoot the messenger.

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8632 "2024-10-22T14:14:25Z")

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This is horrifying. I hope whoever is responsible is publicly shamed, and sued into oblivion.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8633 "2024-10-22T14:23:20Z")

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Thanks for the link. I’m also descended from John Gallop and Hannah Lake, the ancestors in common between the Bush and Hinkley families.

There’s a family website listing famous Gallop descendants but, for some reason, they don’t feature Hinkley. Interesting to learn.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8634 "2024-10-23T04:35:52Z")

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Such a polite young Republican. He even knows the law about what he steals! Fine future GOP leader.

> <https://x.com/StrictlyChristo/status/1848581011237474708>

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8635 "2024-10-23T05:49:45Z")

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Looks like this kid fell for Trump’s line about “Kamala has legalized theft under $950” and didn’t realize that;

1. Theft under that amount isn’t legal, that’s just the threshold that differentiates a felony from a misdemeanor, and misdemeanors can still be punished with jail time
2. That law only applies in California
3. The threshold is actually lower in Missouri, at $750, so this is definitely a felony

Trump, of course, isn’t going to shed a single tear that someone else paid the consequences for believing his bullshit. Will the kid learn anything? Maybe, but my gut tells me he’ll come.out of this believing that if he were an “illegal” they’d have let him off the hook.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8636 "2024-10-23T05:55:19Z")

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An illegal stealing Trump/Vance signs, of course. Why then, the whole thing would be ignored. /s

Great video, but I would have liked to have seen what happened when the police showed up. Oh well, there was enough schadenfreudy goodness in the few minutes we did get.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8637 "2024-10-23T06:16:31Z")

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There’s a news article in the comments with more detail;

[https://www.ozarksfirst.com/news/springfield-woman-uses-tracker-to-find-stolen-election-signs/](https://www.ozarksfirst.com/news/springfield-woman-uses-tracker-to-find-stolen-election-signs/)

The woman who posted the video is filing a police report, but no charges have been made yet.

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8638 "2024-10-23T11:33:54Z")

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> McCaskill said. “We don’t want to cause any harm to the young man or his family, but the attitude is bothersome and I hope that can be turned around for him.

Oh, wait - no, no, don’t accept that just because he’s a polite young man. If you don’t punish this behavior in a young adult they will continue to do it. He needs to suffer the consequences _now_, not later.

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8639 "2024-10-23T13:15:21Z")

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Yeah, file charges but be open to some plea deal of community service and probation.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8640 "2024-10-23T14:09:31Z")

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I wonder if she has a cat? If so, I bet she loves J.D Vance. Do any Democrats “borrow” families this way?

> **[Children in Texas state representative’s latest campaign ad aren’t hers](https://www.texastribune.org/2024/10/22/texas-house-caroline-harris-davila-children-ad/)**
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> From our premium politics newsletter, The Blast: A new ad from Rep. Caroline Harris Davila raises eyebrows in what increasingly appears to be a competitive race.

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