# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8681 "2024-10-26T15:20:32Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> I can only hope that this will be the last straw for at least some of his 300,000 followers, as they realized they’ve been lied to, again.

Yup, “hope” is all I can have for that situation, too. Certainly not an expectation of that.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8682 "2024-10-26T18:45:56Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> > AP has tied the account to Jason G. Palmer, a white man from upstate New York. The 52-year-old has been accused of defrauding his business partners, struggled with drug addiction, owes over $6.7 million in back taxes, and had his home raided by the FBI a decade ago.

That’s pretty much the Trump voter profile, no? It almost describes Trump himself.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8683 "2024-10-26T20:28:48Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> > The chair of the conservative House Freedom Caucus says the North Carolina Legislature should consider allocating the state’s presidential electors to Donald Trump even before votes are counted in the swing state.

Can the Republican Party throw these asshats out already? Let them create their own party and let the rest of us actually govern?

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**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8684 "2024-10-26T20:43:23Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Reddit is a place with a varied and colorful population, but it’s good to know that there are people there who are alert to possible voter fraud. And this dumbass has just blown a hole in his life for no good reason.
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> [Redding landlord fired after allegedly committing voter, mail fraud in Reddit posts](https://www.actionnewsnow.com/news/redding-landlord-fired-after-allegedly-committing-voter-mail-fraud-in-reddit-posts/article_ad52eb00-9326-11ef-8b45-8b7e609af446.html)

Here’s a valuable life lesson: don’t brag in public about committing crimes whether or not you have actually committed said crimes.

> [@Monty](#):
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> > The chair of the conservative House Freedom Caucus says the North Carolina Legislature should consider allocating the state’s presidential electors to Donald Trump even before votes are counted in the swing state.
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> But do you think he really cares that there was a hurricane? Oh, Hell no! Look at what other states he wants to jump on the magat-ridden train.

He clearly doesn’t understand the concept of “voting”.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8685 "2024-10-26T20:45:05Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> He clearly doesn’t understand the concept of “voting”.

He understands it. He just doesn’t agree with it.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8686 "2024-10-26T22:14:00Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Here’s a valuable life lesson: don’t brag in public about committing crimes whether or not you have actually committed said crimes.

B-b-b-but I wrote those posts all alone in my room in the middle of the night! You mean other people-- strangers-- can read them??

Like telling a kid that pedophiles CAN read their Facebook (or other personal) posts. Pedophiles _in prison_ even. 🙄 The internet is not a private place.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8687 "2024-10-27T01:41:58Z")

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> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#):
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> It almost describes Trump himself.

I thought it could be a Mike Lindell pseudonym.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8688 "2024-10-27T16:26:27Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> They are also annoyed that [Milley called China](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/09/14/peril-woodward-costa-trump-milley-china/) to reassure them that they wouldn’t let Trump start WW3 on his way out the door.

And, of course, the Xwitteratti (my _portmanteau_ of “X/Twitter” and “Illuminati”) want Millet charged with treason for contacting China to reassure them.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8689 "2024-10-27T20:26:34Z")

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JD “Karen” Vance says that harassing service workers is an act of patriotism.

> **['Trash behavior': Internet blasts J.D. Vance for 'supporting verbal abuse of...](https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-abuse-poll-workers/)**
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> Social media exploded on Saturday after Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH) had a strange reaction to a story about a Trump voter who purportedly used vulgar language toward a poll worker.
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> The unverified tale from Reddit stated that a woman arrived at a polling...

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8690 "2024-10-27T20:27:35Z")

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Phrasing!

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1850630279209386225>

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8691 "2024-10-27T23:56:58Z")

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Phrasing is probably accurate though. I assume this was Rudy’s attempt at trying to keep his Manhattan home and allow Trump to do what he wants there.

I almost feel bad for Rudy. He’s one of the few wealthy Trump enablers to get their comeuppance. It appears Trump never will.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8692 "2024-10-28T01:28:53Z")

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Huh. That’s weird. All of a sudden every dog in the country started freaking out all at once.

> <https://x.com/warrenleightTV/status/1850576479303725410>

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8693 "2024-10-28T01:39:44Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Phrasing!

What about following the law? (Yeah, I know we’re discussing republicans here.) Isn’t Giuliani prohibited from being in the same place as other covicted felons? Or am I engaging in wishful thinking?

> [@Smapti](#):
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> Huh. That’s weird. All of a sudden every dog in the country started freaking out all at once.

Didn’t the Schutzstaffel start out with black uniforms and gold trim?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8694 "2024-10-28T02:01:52Z")

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I love that the Proud Boys shirt had FAFO on it, because a number of them fucked around and found out.

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**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8695 "2024-10-28T03:02:22Z")

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Anyone wondering who the “real fascists” are that are supporting Trump? There’s your poster boy right there. That asshole would have been fighting for the for the confederacy 160 years ago and there’s a fairly good chance he’s got a white bedsheet with eye holes cut out for his weekend get togethers.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8696 "2024-10-28T12:13:06Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> > [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> > They are also annoyed that [Milley called China](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/09/14/peril-woodward-costa-trump-milley-china/) to reassure them that they wouldn’t let Trump start WW3 on his way out the door.
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> And, of course, the Xwitteratti (my _portmanteau_ of “X/Twitter” and “Illuminati”) want Millet charged with treason for contacting China to reassure them.

But of course, it’s perfectly OK for Trump to have half a dozen phone calls with Putin after he leaves office.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8697 "2024-10-28T12:44:44Z")

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To those not familiar with such things, “[Jim’ll Fix It](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim%27ll_Fix_It)” was a slogan and show associated with the late and definitely unlamented [Jimmy Savile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Savile).

Hence:

> **[HappyToast (@happytoast.bsky.social)](https://bsky.app/profile/happytoast.bsky.social/post/3l7krxstgjj2z)**
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> So Mr Trump, what aspect of the nightmare, necrophiliac, paedophile, rapist appealed to you the most for you to adopt his slogan?

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8698 "2024-10-28T13:25:04Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Huh. That’s weird.

That Proud Boy’s T-shirt looks more like the logo of some South American or African Marxist guerilla group.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8699 "2024-10-28T13:47:03Z")

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Can you explain more for X-averse folk? Trump’ll Fix It?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2024, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/8700 "2024-10-28T14:00:45Z")

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It’s Bluesky, not X, if that helps at all.

The picture is Trump photoshopped into the full Jimmy Savile tracksuit, cigar and long limp locks look. The podium reads “Trump Will Fix It”, which is what it actually said at the MSG event.

And the post reads “So Mr Trump, what aspect of the nightmare, necrophiliac, paedophile, rapist appealed to you the most for you to adopt his slogan?”

ETA: For those luckily unfamiliar with the story of Savile, the description “necrophiliac paedophile rapist” is **not** an exaggeration.

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