# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2023, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/861 "2023-08-29T22:49:53Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> I bet that’s “Ninja’d” with a really awkward typo included.

Ninja, please.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/862 "2023-08-30T00:20:04Z")

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The magacult has convinced themselves that rabies vaccines will give their dogs autism.

> <https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1696289572223668530>

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/863 "2023-08-30T00:27:06Z")

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40% is NOT A MAJORITY! THANK YOU!

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/864 "2023-08-30T00:50:14Z")

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What do they propose are the behavior indicia of an autistic dog?

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/865 "2023-08-30T01:16:43Z")

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Chasing their tails, barking a lot, endlessly chasing tennis balls…

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/866 "2023-08-30T01:29:55Z")

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> [@ekedolphin](#):
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> 40% is NOT A MAJORITY! THANK YOU!

have not read the article however… It’s possible that a majority are “concerned”, while a smaller percentage (40%) make the autism link.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/867 "2023-08-30T02:47:29Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Chasing their tails, barking a lot, endlessly chasing tennis balls…

…walking in a circle before lying down, inappropriate closeness with strangers…

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/868 "2023-08-30T03:32:39Z")

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“No Ma’am, your dog is NOT on the Spectrum. It’s just got a dog’s brain.  
But he may be stupider than the average dog due to bad breeding practices, which you surely understand.”

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/869 "2023-08-30T09:34:11Z")

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Sounds like we have an epidemic on our hands.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/870 "2023-08-30T11:04:16Z")

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Shit, yeah. Stoopid keyboard.

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/871 "2023-08-30T13:35:38Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> > [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> > Chasing their tails, barking a lot, endlessly chasing tennis balls…
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> …walking in a circle before lying down, inappropriate closeness with strangers…

… limited vocabulary, strict adherence to schedules, oversensitivity to smells …

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/872 "2023-08-30T13:37:32Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> [x.com](https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1696289572223668530)

We are fucked. Unless this braindead epidemy of idiots somehow reverses curse we (as in humanity) are truly, deeply, really fucked.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/873 "2023-08-30T13:56:05Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> somehow reverses curse

Ya mean the orange menace curse?

I agree though. This is so beyond ridiculous. How do you even respond to that? Rabies vaccinations gives dogs autism? Ummm… what?

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/874 "2023-08-30T14:03:54Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> How do you even respond to that? Rabies vaccinations gives dogs autism?

I’m more and more in favor of extreme violence.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/875 "2023-08-30T14:07:43Z")

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Ouch “Curse” “Course” 🤦‍♂️

But yes, Trump is just a symptom, unless this plague of stupidity starts to recede soon, I see little hope for humanity.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/876 "2023-08-30T14:08:52Z")

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Or at least some significant _consequences_, problem is that we will most assuredly feel the consequences collectively instead of just the idiots paying for their idiocy.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/877 "2023-08-30T14:13:49Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> I’m more and more in favor of extreme violence.

Someone said it on the SDMB, can’t find it but paraphrased - “Your leaders are surrendering in Atlanta again. How many times do you want to do this?”

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/878 "2023-08-30T14:35:36Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> “Your leaders are surrendering in Atlanta again. How many times do you want to do this?”

But didn’t the first insurrection’s leaders actually surrender in Appomattox, Virginia?

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/879 "2023-08-30T14:39:24Z")

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> [@Akaj](#):
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> But didn’t the first insurrection’s leaders actually surrender in Appomattox, Virginia?

You are probably right. The Civil War was not an insurrection in my mind. Not like the insurrection that Trump started. Why this man is still walking around free is a puzzle.

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2023, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/880 "2023-08-30T14:52:05Z")

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But I thought the joke was meant to suggest that the Civil War was the first insurrection, and Jan. 6th the second, and that both were ending with leaders surrendering in Atlanta. Which is clearly inaccurate, so maybe I’m missing the point entirely. 😵‍💫

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