# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9261 "2024-12-06T13:24:47Z")

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Why do I get the sense that this Fallon guy (no relation to Jimmy) is angling for a Cabinet post? or perhaps I’m giving him too much credit and it’s just plain old headlines? Is this shouting meant to show strength? It just seems so childish.

> **[Screaming match erupts between Service chief and Trump assassination task...](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/secret-service-chief-trump-assassination-task-force-member-get-screami-rcna183030)**
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> The House Republican took issue with acting Secret Service Director Ronald Rowe's appearance at the most recent Sept. 11 remembrance ceremony at ground zero.

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**Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9262 "2024-12-06T23:09:36Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Is this shouting meant to show strength?

Yes. Donald sees it that way. That’s all that matters.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9263 "2024-12-07T01:49:05Z")

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Ben Shapiro tries to turn the United Healthcare shooting into a “those evil liberals!” thing, finds out that magas don’t exactly love healthcare CEOs either.

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9264 "2024-12-07T01:55:21Z")

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Yeah, healthcare (as well as Big Pharma) is one of those nonpartisan issues… Voters on both sides of the aisle hate them, while politicians on both sides of the aisle are in their pocket to at least some extent.

The only way I see a divide is that the left and right have been trying to find different solutions to the problem, but neither side has an electorate happy with the status quo. That should tell you how shitty our system is; even MAGA can’t be convinced that everything is fine.

“Vaccines cause mutations!”

_“WE’LL INGEST DEWORMER INSTEAD!”_

“The election was stolen, trust us, the MyPillow guy has evidence he’ll share someday!”

_“LET’S INVADE THE CAPITOL AND ATTACK CONGRESS AND MURDER PENCE!”_

“Healthcare is great, America is the best!”

_“Umm… No, it’s total shit, have you seen my medical bills?!”_

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9265 "2024-12-07T03:18:34Z")

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A Trump-appointed judge in Alabama (!) has ruled against city officials who tried to ban the local Pride organization from participating in the town Christmas parade.

> **[Judge rules Prattville must allow pride float in parade](https://www.alreporter.com/2024/12/06/judge-rules-prattville-must-allow-pride-float-in-parade/)**
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> Prattville Pride is prepared to participate in tonight’s parade as originally planned.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9266 "2024-12-07T03:48:27Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> > [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> > Is this shouting meant to show strength?
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> Yes. Donald sees it that way. That’s all that matters.

shout loudly and carry a tiny mushroom

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9267 "2024-12-07T07:46:09Z")

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Yeah, it’s definitely an “enemy of my enemy” situation here. Oddly refreshing, in a very twisted way.

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9268 "2024-12-07T18:25:58Z")

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Maxim 29: _The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy. No more. No less._

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9269 "2024-12-07T19:09:33Z")

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I think a more contemporary phrasing might be:

_“Can the enemy of my enemy be counted on to fuck over my enemy, or would he rather fuck me over more?”_

The Soviet Union wasn’t bestest buddies with the West in WWII, they were just equally committed to fucking over Hitler first.

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9270 "2024-12-07T19:11:47Z")

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Or, _“What will the enemy of my enemy do once our mutual enemy is gone?”_

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9271 "2024-12-07T19:15:04Z")

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Or _“The enemy of my enemy may not be Hitler, but he is Stalin.”_

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9272 "2024-12-07T20:40:07Z")

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_The mutant enemy. “Grr. Argh.”_

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9273 "2024-12-07T21:21:23Z")

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Every damned day I come here to read the boards, and shake my head in horror at the sheer ineptness, the malice, the utter evil that the Republican party is proposing come Jan next year.

But it is all so over the top, strains my credulity ligament to within a mm of snapping that I wonder (pray) that one day in the near future, Trump and his immediate turd-heap of acolytes are going to come out on stage with a big “GOTCHA!! You lot got sucked in a bewdy. You libtards are so stupid to think we would ever consider doing all those things we said we would. It was a joke, son, just a joke. And you lot fell for it, hook, line and sinker”.

A girl can have her fantasy.

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**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9274 "2024-12-07T22:05:48Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> shout loudly and carry a tiny mushroom

You just know that if Trump drove himself, he’d have one of those 6 x 6 pick-ups.

…when looking for an image I found this one that shows that Donald isn’t the only one who needs to over-compensate:

> **[Turn Heads Everywhere You Go: 6x6 Trucks For Sale Today](https://news.dupontregistry.com/for-sale/6x6-trucks-for-sale-today/)**
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> These rides have more axles, more wheels, and more wow factor. 6x6 trucks are rugged and imposing vehicles that combine remarkable off-road capability

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9275 "2024-12-08T00:14:06Z")

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Add Matt Walsh to the list of pundits who are finding out the hard way that magas don’t actually LIKE the health insurance industry.

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9276 "2024-12-08T00:19:39Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> You just know that if Trump drove himself, he’d have one of those 6 x 6 pick-ups.

That does look useful for hauling a camper _through a swamp_ or towing your boat down to the lake for a fishing trip with your buddies.

> **[SKYFALL Yacht for Charter - IYC](https://iyc.com/charter/skyfall/)**
>
> Charter Yacht SKYFALL: Built in 2010 and fully refitted in 2018. Accomodates 12 guests in 6 luxurious cabins. Find out more about Skyfall!

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9277 "2024-12-08T02:02:44Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> “Can the enemy of my enemy be counted on to fuck over my enemy, or would he rather fuck me over more?”

The way I put it is, just because Godzilla is fighting King Kong, that doesn’t mean he won’t step on my house.

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9278 "2024-12-08T02:14:11Z")

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RFK Jr wants prospective HHS staff to fill out a questionnaire which asks, among other things, whether you have psychic powers, how highly you would rate your attractiveness, and how open you are to “sexual experiences with another person”.

> **[Bizarre RFK job application asks about clairvoyance and interest in 'sexual...](https://www.rawstory.com/rfk-jr-2670351342/)**
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> New reporting flagged what it called an "unusual" application to work for Robert F. Kennedy Jr., in which applicants are asked a slew of bizarre questions, including a pattern completion test and even whether they have an interest in having "sexual...

> **[Joshua Benton (@joshuabenton.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/joshuabenton.com/post/3lcnl3muyks2v)**
>
> I really like to be the center of attention.
> I am a born leader.
> I am more capable than other people.
> I can make anybody believe anything I want them to.
> People go out of their way to praise my behavior.
> I am an extraordinary person.
> I have a strong...

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9279 "2024-12-08T02:38:40Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> You just know that if Trump drove himself, he’d have one of those 6 x 6 pick-ups.

I give it six weeks before Jon MacNaughton produces another painting that depicts Trump driving one of those.

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**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9280 "2024-12-08T02:45:23Z")

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> **[Florida Republican Introduces Bill to Ban Government From Controlling Weather...](https://dailyboulder.com/florida-republican-introduces-bill-to-ban-government-from-controlling-weather-and-sunlight/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email)**
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> In a strange move, a Florida Republican lawmaker has introduced a bill that seeks to ban the government from "controlling" the weather and sunlight. Yes, this is real.

Now here’s a Republican idea that is worthy of special attention both for its novelty and its implications.

> “. . . weather modification activities,” which it defines as any attempt to alter the weather or sunlight through the release of chemicals, compounds, or other substances into the atmosphere. According to the proposed legislation, such actions would be illegal within the state of Florida.

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