# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9281 "2024-12-08T03:10:10Z")

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> [@KarlGauss](#):
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> [Florida Republican Introduces Bill to Ban Government From Controlling Weather and Sunlight](https://dailyboulder.com/florida-republican-introduces-bill-to-ban-government-from-controlling-weather-and-sunlight/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email)

Left wing weather control is a longstanding conspiracy theory on the Right.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9282 "2024-12-08T03:27:03Z")

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So cloud seeding is out now?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9283 "2024-12-08T04:26:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> …which it defines as any attempt to alter the weather or sunlight through the release of chemicals, compounds, or other substances into the atmosphere.

Do those chemicals include CO2, because that could be interesting.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9284 "2024-12-08T10:58:01Z")

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> [@kambuckta](#):
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> But it is all so over the top, strains my credulity ligament to within a mm of snapping that I wonder (pray) that one day in the near future, Trump and his immediate turd-heap of acolytes are going to come out on stage with a big “GOTCHA!! You lot got sucked in a bewdy. You libtards are so stupid to think we would ever consider doing all those things we said we would. It was a joke, son, just a joke. And you lot fell for it, hook, line and sinker”.

Two things. First, what is a bewdy? Second I had a weird thought last night: assume that Trump isn’t able to enact all of the 2025 policies that he wants-he drops dead, or something.

The alarm bell has been so loudly (and correctly) rung that if any of it doesn’t happen and the next four years are chaotic but not cataclysmic, when we he next proto-Trump arises, no one will believe it and will accuse the left of crying wolf-much the same way people have done with Trump 1 vs. Trump 2: The Search For More Money.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9285 "2024-12-08T16:52:31Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> RFK Jr wants prospective HHS staff to fill out a questionnaire which asks, among other things, whether you have psychic powers, how highly you would rate your attractiveness, and how open you are to “sexual experiences with another person”.

Unbelievable. What an el creepo. Angling pretty hard for some side action, among other classiness:

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> In other sections, possible responses include: “I like to show off my body,” “Modesty doesn’t become me,” and “I like to look at myself in the mirror.”

Taking a page out of Mr. Gaetz’s book. I guess RFK is looking more for a harem than anything. The optics!

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9286 "2024-12-08T18:28:19Z")

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Would this include the use of Jewish Space Lasers?

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9287 "2024-12-08T18:56:58Z")

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@Love_Rhombus, ‘gotcha a bewdy’ is I guess an Australianism, mainly found in use amongst adolescents who play a prank upon an unsuspecting friend. Generally harmless, but at the same time, extremely annoying to the victim of said prank. Literally translated, “I managed to play a trick on you, and you fell for it, and it was beautiful to watch”.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9288 "2024-12-08T22:22:32Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> I give it six weeks before Jon MacNaughton produces another painting that depicts Trump driving one of those.

Oh, ick. (And you’re likely right.)

> [@Irishman](#):
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> That does look useful for hauling a camper _through a swamp_

_ **Anywhere** Trump is, there is a swamp._

italicized because it really belongs on an embroidered sampler

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9289 "2024-12-08T23:53:45Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> So cloud seeding is out now?

And is [nuking hurricanes](https://www.axios.com/2019/08/25/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes) an exception?

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9290 "2024-12-09T00:12:20Z")

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And the"gays’ are still free to use their gayness to make hurricanes and tornados that, curiously, are sent by God to destroy them but somehow always hit trailer parks full of God’s chosen!

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9291 "2024-12-09T02:02:38Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> The mutant enemy. “Grr. Argh.”

There’ll be **no** mutant enemy. We shall certify.  
Political ends as sad remains will die.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9292 "2024-12-09T04:25:40Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> > [@Monty](#):
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> > So cloud seeding is out now?
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> And is [nuking hurricanes](https://www.axios.com/2019/08/25/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes) an exception?

So long as the hurricane is over one of those not America places, no problem!

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9293 "2024-12-09T06:00:17Z")

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> [@kambuckta](#):
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> ‘gotcha a bewdy’

Sounds like that might be a mangle of “got you a beauty [of a prank]”.

Thanks for the explo.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9294 "2024-12-09T06:24:49Z")

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Gahdcha A. Budi sounds like an awesome pseudonym.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9295 "2024-12-09T09:33:09Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> And the"gays’ are still free to use their gayness to make hurricanes and tornados that,

We’ll just have to support research into gaytions, the gay particles that transmit gayness, so we have an excuse to round them all up.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9296 "2024-12-09T10:59:07Z")

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> [@Johanna](#):
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> There’ll be **no** mutant enemy. We shall certify.  
> Political ends as sad remains will die.

ISWYTD

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9297 "2024-12-09T12:15:33Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> RFK Jr wants prospective HHS staff to fill out a questionnaire which asks, among other things, whether you have psychic powers, how highly you would rate your attractiveness, and how open you are to “sexual experiences with another person”.

You don’t have to be psychic to know exactly what he is proposing.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9298 "2024-12-09T18:24:46Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> You don’t have to be psychic to know exactly what he is proposing.

_Donald Trump’s Cabinet Picks: Making America Safe for Uber-Creeps!_

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**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9299 "2024-12-09T18:54:32Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> You don’t have to be psychic to know exactly what he is proposing.

Sounds more like a proposition.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9300 "2024-12-09T21:09:12Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Donald Trump’s Cabinet Picks: Making America Safe for Uber-Creeps!

It’s a big tent.

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