# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9761 "2025-01-31T21:21:13Z")

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Tommy Tuberville says that if your kids have ADHD, you should just beat them until they’re neurotypical, which I suppose is a sound idea if your goal is for your kid to grow up to be a serial killer.

> **[Senate Finance Committee (@senatefinance.bsky.social)](https://bsky.app/profile/senatefinance.bsky.social/post/3lh2czvomtk2d)**
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> Senator Tommy Tuberville: We have an attention deficit problem in this country. Attention deficit — when you or I were growing up — our parents didn’t use a drug they used a belt.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9762 "2025-01-31T21:29:00Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Senate Republicans urge Trump to sanction ICC after failed legislation push

I can’t seem to find the passage in the Evangelical Bible that says Jesus will return only if Benjamin Netanyahu gets to do ALL the crimes.

> [@DavidNRockies](#):
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> we rate NPR (National Public Radio) Left-Center Biased based on story selection that leans slightly left

Wild guess: too many stories about Americans dealing with the everyday problems that come from being part of the 99%, and not enough gushing pieces on how beautifully Ivanka decorates her yacht.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9763 "2025-01-31T22:07:23Z")

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I believe Faux News and Sports are sufficiently adjacent to the Trumpist party. So with that out of the way: IN NO SURPRISE, FOX EXECUTIVE SUED FOR SEX HARASSMENT.

“For the second time in less than a month, [Fox Sports and one of its executives have been sued](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2025/01/06/skip-bayless-joy-taylor-fox-sports-lawsuit-alleges-harassment-noushin-faraji/77483500007/) for sexual misconduct, with former host Julie St"ewart-Binks saying executive vice president of content Charlie Dixon sexually assaulted her in 2016.”

It’s like tryouts for the current clusterfuck administration.

> **[Former host Julie Stewart-Binks sues Fox, says executive sexually assaulted her](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/media/2025/01/31/julie-stewart-binks-sues-fox-executive-sexual-assault-her/78086629007/)**
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> Ex-Fox Sports anchor and reporter Julie Stewart-Binks has filed a lawsuit, alleging executive Charlie Dixon sexually assaulted her in 2016.

In a lawsuit filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Stewart-Binks says that Dixon forcibly kissed her after pushing her against a wall in January 2016.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9764 "2025-01-31T22:44:06Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> saying executive vice president of content Charlie Dixon sexually assaulted her

So _are_ there any Cabinet posts not yet filled, for Trump to offer to Dixon?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9765 "2025-02-01T00:25:47Z")

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Peter Doocy actually asks a good question at the WH Press Conference - why should the American people feel safe flying if Trump says it’s unsafe because of women and colored folk and dwarves?

> **[Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)](https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lh2makkpdm2b)**
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> PETER DOOCY: Given DEI hires, it's not safe to fly commercially, is it?
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> LEAVITT: The president believes it is still indeed safe. With that said ...

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9766 "2025-02-01T03:04:17Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Tommy Tuberville says that if your kids have ADHD, you should just beat them until they’re neurotypical, which I suppose is a sound idea if your goal is for your kid to grow up to be a serial killer.

That’s because Tuberville thinks “attention deficit” is just a euphamism for unfocused and undisciplined. They’re just lazy. “Give them a good smack - that’ll get their attention.”

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9767 "2025-02-01T03:10:23Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> That’s because Tuberville thinks

You’re giving him too much credit.

Tuberville’s only qualification for Senate was as a mediocre college football coach who somehow won a few games against Alabama at the right time. Which, of course, the fine (sic) folk of Alabama equate with godhood, thereby sticking the rest of us with his poor facsimile of human intelligence.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9768 "2025-02-01T04:16:55Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> That’s because Tuberville thinks “attention deficit” is just a euphamism for unfocused and undisciplined. They’re just lazy. “Give them a good smack - that’ll get their attention.”

Ah, the Patton Method.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9769 "2025-02-01T16:02:22Z")

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> “Give them a good smack - that’ll get their attention.”

Reminds me of a cartoon I saw in a psychology text. A little girl is crying and the father is spanking her brother over his knee. _This will teach you to hit your sister!_

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9770 "2025-02-02T09:26:37Z")

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[How’s this for a stupid republican idea?](https://www.aol.com/lets-carving-congresswoman-introduces-bill-140111946.html) (The link goes to AOL.)

> Rep. [Anna Paulina Luna](https://www.yahoo.com/news/watch-u-rep-anna-paulina-005635081.html), R-Fla., has introduced a bill proposing to carve President [Donald Trump](https://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/donald-trump/) into [Mount Rushmore](https://www.nps.gov/moru/).
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> The South Dakota national memorial shows the faces of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln. [Luna’s announcement of the bill](https://d12t4t5x3vyizu.cloudfront.net/luna.house.gov/uploads/2025/01/Legislation-to-Honor-President-Trump-on-Mount-Rushmore.pdf), which does not include any details on the timing or funding of the project, includes a rendering of Trump’s figure in stone next to Lincoln’s.

I can’t quote the next paragraph because then I’d have to chew my fingertips off for typing that bullshit quoted within it.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9771 "2025-02-02T09:34:23Z")

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It’s just virtue-signaling to desperately prove loyalty to Tangerino Mussolini.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9772 "2025-02-02T09:39:45Z")

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I would be happy to put Trumps face permanently on Mount Rushmore.

Not a carved likeness. His actual face.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9773 "2025-02-02T10:16:15Z")

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I could get behind this if he’s the only one the other way.

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwwHtd0IMAAl39h.jpg:large) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BwwHtd0IMAAl39h.jpg:large)

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9774 "2025-02-02T10:53:27Z")

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Man, Godzilla’s gonna have a great time there.

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9775 "2025-02-02T10:56:41Z")

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I’ve seen that before and I’m not sure who it’s meant to be a diss against

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9776 "2025-02-02T12:59:00Z")

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Sometimes fourth-grade humor is just fourth-grade humor.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9777 "2025-02-02T14:26:43Z")

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Must say I can see why our Canadian brothers and sisters think we are all assholes right now…

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9778 "2025-02-02T15:48:01Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> I can’t quote the next paragraph because then I’d have to chew my fingertips off for typing that bullshit quoted within it.

When I read that paragraph I started to feel my breakfast trying to fight its way up my throat.

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**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9779 "2025-02-02T17:19:22Z")

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There are plenty of trees on Mt Rushmore that could facilitate doing that.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/9780 "2025-02-02T19:26:11Z")

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> [@Mijin](#):
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> I’ve seen that before and I’m not sure who it’s meant to be a diss against

The original is just meant to be whimsical, I think. I was trying to make it the four original heads and an ass.

> [@Alessan](#):
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> Sometimes fourth-grade humor is just fourth-grade humor.

I had to search for a clothed one.

> [@SunUp](#):
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> Must say I can see why our Canadian brothers and sisters think we are all assholes right now…

Indeed, except maybe Alberta, the Texas of Canada.

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