# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588 "2023-07-04T21:42:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1521 "2023-10-09T16:17:33Z")

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This one’s pretty stupid:

> [@](#):
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> # Library Flags Book As Potentially ‘Sexually Explicit’ Due To… Author’s Last Name
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> The author’s publicist slammed the “laughable” situation involving the children’s picture book at the Alabama library.
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> An award-winning Canadian author’s last name recently led an [Alabama](https://www.huffpost.com/news/topic/alabama) library system to flag her children’s [book](https://www.huffpost.com/news/topic/books) as potentially “sexually explicit.”
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> The Huntsville-Madison County Public Library system added [Marie-Louise Gay](http://marielouisegay.com/)’s 2013 picture book “Read Me a Story, Stella” to a list of 200-plus books to review and possibly move out of the children’s section, [Al.com reported](https://www.al.com/news/2023/10/childrens-picture-book-was-on-library-list-to-be-moved-to-adult-section-because-authors-last-name-is-gay.html).
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> …
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> “Although it is obviously laughable that **our picture book shows up on their list of censored books simply because the author’s last name is Gay** , the ridiculousness of that fact should not detract from the seriousness of the situation,” Brassard said in a statement.

Bolding mine

> **[Library Flags Book As Potentially 'Sexually Explicit' Due To... Author's Last...](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/alabama-library-childrens-book-last-name-gay_n_65239d56e4b09f4b8d40b364)**
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> The author's publicist slammed the "laughable" situation involving the children's picture book at an Alabama library.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1522 "2023-10-09T16:20:10Z")

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@Alabama: y’all are embarrassing the rest of us.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1523 "2023-10-09T16:24:50Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> @Alabama: y’all are embarrassing the rest of us. -

They’re trying to get the title back from Florida.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1524 "2023-10-09T16:34:03Z")

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Hell, I _live_ there; I really expected better from the folks around here, lots of professional and military people from all over the country have moved here for work, wouldn’t call it ‘progressive’ but I expected better than a ‘Rural-South’ knee-jerk. Hopefully it was a FUBAR by some clerk and will be corrected instead of doubling-down.

But geez, trying to defend this place sometimes…

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1525 "2023-10-09T16:54:37Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> _People believe the situation they grow up in is normal._ To me, that explains a lot of the inanity coming from that family.

> [@Stratocaster](#):
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> I grew up in a very dysfunctional family, and I never thought it was normal.

My experience is the same as @Stratocaster .

I think the legacy of a dysfunctional family is not so much that you think (intellectually) that it’s normal (at least not past early childhood), but that your ingrained experience of relating to close family in a dysfunctional way means that it _feels_ normal in the sense of “what I expect emotionally”, and it makes it challenging to learn to relate to people in a healthy way.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1526 "2023-10-09T17:13:42Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> This one’s pretty stupid:

Next on the “save our children” agenda:

Ban transatlantic flights, stop letting the European perverts into America.

Ban the nonbinary number system that is taught in the liberal curriculum from early grade school. Per God there are only two numbers, male and female (and the Bible tells us who gets to be number one).

Ban cross dressing.

> **[Adult HOLY CARDINAL Priest Church Pope Catholic Bishop Mens Fancy Dress...](https://www.ebay.com/itm/304769561339?hash=item46f5ae72fb:g:XWkAAOSw7RJjwWrp&var=603792147380)**
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> Includes: Robe, Sash, Hat and Fabric Cross. One Size: Chest up to 44". Sizes Subject to Availability:-. Plus Size: Chest up to 48".

(The last one might work.)

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1527 "2023-10-09T17:33:39Z")

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> [@Stratocaster](#):
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> I grew up in a very dysfunctional family, and I never thought it was normal. In fact, I used to wonder how normal families did things. Just one data point, of course….

I’m not sure that’s true. I don’t know that I’d say my family was dysfunctional, but as I grow older, I learn more ways that we differed from other families. A friend of mine (someone I met on the Dope, in fact) described a trip she took with her parents to visit colleges while she was in high school. I remember thinking “parents actually do that with their kids? I thought that only happened in movies.”

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1528 "2023-10-09T18:07:19Z")

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I was hoping to get a zombie flash mob together, with somebody playing “Thriller” on the boombox.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1529 "2023-10-09T21:22:15Z")

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Community Notes is just about the only good thing left about Twitter these days.

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F8AfG1lXoAE7pbN?format=jpg&name=medium) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F8AfG1lXoAE7pbN?format=jpg&name=medium)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1530 "2023-10-09T21:53:42Z")

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In these times of international crisis, Donald Trump is focused on the things that matter, like how Forbes magazine is conspiring with China, Letitia James, and Rosie O’Donnell to make it look like Donald Trump is not very very rich.

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F8AldunWsAEQV6u?format=jpg&name=large) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F8AldunWsAEQV6u?format=jpg&name=large)

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1531 "2023-10-09T22:37:18Z")

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So, Forbes is

- Irrelevant
- knows nothing about me
- fake
- antique
- dated
- discredited
- China owned
- participated in an election interference scam\*
- attacked me
- has really dumb writers.

Personally, I think I’d prefer not to be on a list like that. But you do you.

\*really leaning into the ‘every accusation’ thing here.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1532 "2023-10-09T23:41:38Z")

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And also the basket of grapes that they sent him was sour.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2023, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1533 "2023-10-09T23:50:25Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> So, Forbes is
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> - Irrelevant
> - knows nothing about me
> - fake
> - antique
> - dated
> - discredited
> - China owned
> - participated in an election interference scam\*
> - attacked me
> - has really dumb writers.

And yet he _desperately_ wants to be on their list.

What a cry-baby.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1534 "2023-10-10T03:01:50Z")

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Vivek Ramaswamy says Antifa stalked him and totaled his car.

The cops say an old woman accidentally bumped into him while backing out of a deli she had stopped at for lunch.

> **[Iowa police dispute Ramaswamy campaign's claim that protesters rammed their car](https://www.politico.com/news/2023/10/06/vivek-ramaswamy-iowa-car-00120318)**
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> "Our investigation has revealed no evidence to substantiate" the claim that protesters hit Ramaswamy's car on purpose and fled, police said.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1535 "2023-10-10T03:04:47Z")

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I don’t suppose he filed a police report.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1536 "2023-10-10T03:52:30Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Vivek Ramaswamy says Antifa stalked him and totaled his car.
> 
> The cops say an old woman accidentally bumped into him while backing out of a deli she had stopped at for lunch.

She “stopped there” for lunch but did she _get_ lunch? Old ladies can become violently radicalized if they miss the blue plate special.

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1537 "2023-10-10T06:19:46Z")

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I want to know if she was wearing all black and had an anarchist symbol on her person. I bet she was the crazy, leftist, old bat.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1538 "2023-10-10T09:52:46Z")

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> [@Sylvanz](#):
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> I bet she was the crazy, leftist, old bat.

I know it’s all comic exaggeration, but there actually seems no reason to infer from the linked article even that the woman in question was old:

> [@](#):
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> Instead, police say that a woman had eaten lunch at a deli and backed out of a parking spot into the campaign’s rental vehicle. A report was taken and the driver was released with a summons for unsafe backing.
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> "[The driver] stated she was not in the area to protest, she did not know who the vehicle she struck belonged to, she did not intentionally back into the vehicle, and she did not flee the scene of the accident,” police said in a statement.

In fact, [this source describes her as 22 years old:](https://www.businessinsider.com/police-refute-vivek-ramaswamy-claim-protester-crashed-campaign-car-ohio-2023-10)

> [@](#):
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> Police say they were dispatched to a coffee shop in the city shortly after 1 p.m. for a report of property damage. While there, they contacted a 22-year-old woman who reported that she had just eaten lunch at a nearby deli and was backing her car out of her parking spot when she accidentally struck a Ford Expedition that was across the street.
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> Police say the woman told them she was not there protesting anything, had no idea whose vehicle she had hit, did not intentionally cause the crash, and did not flee the scene. They said there is no evidence to substantiate the claim that protesters intentionally hit Ramaswamy’s campaign vehicle and sped off.
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> Both vehicles had minor damage, police said, and the woman received a traffic summons for unsafe backing.

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1539 "2023-10-10T10:04:40Z")

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I bet our intrepid candidate will never admit that his claims were wrong (or a lies.) In fact, if he follows the republican script he’ll insist it was all true, call the cops liars, and possibly dox the woman who hit his vehicle, which if I’m not mistaken was not totaled.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2023, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-3/986588/1540 "2023-10-10T12:23:58Z")

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And it’s not like it was _his_ vehicle. It was a rental! That’s what insurance is for.

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