# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 22, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678 "2025-02-22T21:08:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 121
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2401 "2025-12-09T23:21:36Z")
> [@SunUp](#): > > Just what the world needs - Double Stuf Tylenol! Call me when there’s Double Stuf Pop Tarts. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2402 "2025-12-09T23:25:57Z")
A while back I found “The Most Stuff” Oreos. Naturally, I put two of them together. Even Moreos. [![](https://i.imgur.com/EkS3tpR.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/EkS3tpR.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2403 "2025-12-09T23:37:06Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > Once upon a time that actually _was_ reality. Then people got tired of the carnage and the FDA was created. We’ve done all this before but hey, why learn from history, amirite? I’m going through that at work. We spent years building up a structure that is efficient and best serves our needs (both externally and internally). And they are tearing it all down to “centralize” in response to budget issues. And now we’re facing a lot of the problems that were resolved by setting those structures in place. And I do work for the government (state), and the budget crisis is in part because Trump has cut funding to punish a blue state, so in a way it’s all part of the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2404 "2025-12-10T00:27:23Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > That’s what plastic surgeons are for ‘Pec implants are NOT gender affirming care!!!’ ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2405 "2025-12-10T00:56:27Z")
I think my first ever post on this board was of a glorious day when I discovered a batch of mini-Oreos where the Stuf was not firmly attached to either cookie. I removed it with surgical precision and constructed an Oreo with 13 Stufs inside! Oh, to be young again. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2406 "2025-12-10T01:14:26Z")
And you got this glorious creation into your piehole how exactly? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2407 "2025-12-10T01:26:54Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > ‘Pec implants are NOT gender affirming care!!!’ Implants? You’re clearly not keeping up with the news: > **[More men are getting breast reductions. What to know about gynecomastia and...](https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/more-men-getting-breast-reductions-205949973.html)** > > In 2023, 23,831 gynecomastia surgeries, reducing breast tissue for men, were performed in the U.S. Experts explain the rise in this procedure and the effect of increasing consciousness of body image among men. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2408 "2025-12-10T01:31:14Z")
[![](https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/489946108_3939960809615203_2918997256613244055_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296_tt6&_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=8X9gASMcrG0Q7kNvwGAG39R&_nc_oc=AdlBbxlYHouFN_9heY0A7Pyuf7Xm9ZA-4avU9YFXvOJ5HAqWe0D10ASi02WXYNmBjeI&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&_nc_gid=1iM9QfmlcS-5DMPDR2GLfg&oh=00_Afn0ickDCWDASr2jKHBPPHPOZhacViBw1PZ3LHPQuIAYYg&oe=693E99B6) ](https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/489946108_3939960809615203_2918997256613244055_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296_tt6&_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=8X9gASMcrG0Q7kNvwGAG39R&_nc_oc=AdlBbxlYHouFN_9heY0A7Pyuf7Xm9ZA-4avU9YFXvOJ5HAqWe0D10ASi02WXYNmBjeI&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&_nc_gid=1iM9QfmlcS-5DMPDR2GLfg&oh=00_Afn0ickDCWDASr2jKHBPPHPOZhacViBw1PZ3LHPQuIAYYg&oe=693E99B6) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2409 "2025-12-10T02:06:33Z")
Its a lot easier than dieting and you don’t have to give up beer. Morons. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2410 "2025-12-10T03:34:06Z")
Little Marco declares that typing in Calibri is woke. > **[Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rubio-font-times-new-roman-calibri_n_6938c4e6e4b0fc6751e2aa6c)** > > The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2411 "2025-12-10T03:54:14Z")
Well it sure sounds Italian and we all know Those People aren’t true White Americans. Friggin idjits. Running a government is not a reality TV show. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2412 "2025-12-10T03:58:13Z")
Personally, I think they should switch to Comic Sans, as it would accurately represent the level of seriousness, professionalism, and dignity that this admin embodies. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2413 "2025-12-10T04:20:47Z")
Trump should write everything in Wingdings. Things would be better that way. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2414 "2025-12-10T04:27:27Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > I removed it with surgical precision and constructed an Oreo with 13 Stufs inside! > [@LSLGuy](#): > > And you got this glorious creation into your piehole how exactly? I’m not superstitious. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2415 "2025-12-10T05:09:26Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > ttle Marco declares that typing in Calibri is woke. I would’ve wagered, and lost, good money this was an article from the Onion. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2416 "2025-12-10T05:41:40Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > I’m not superstitious. But your hands are probably supersticky. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2417 "2025-12-10T05:48:45Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > A while back I found “The Most Stuff” Oreos. Naturally, I put two of them together. Even Moreos. I think that picture gave me diabetes. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2418 "2025-12-10T09:05:47Z")
All I can hear now is Jimmy Smits in _Brooklyn Nine-Nine_ declaring “I’m a Garamond man!” ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2419 "2025-12-10T13:12:46Z")
I prefer Arial. It’s simplicity. None of these purely decorative and wasteful serifs. No needless curves. Just letters. ---
**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2025, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/2420 "2025-12-10T16:20:46Z")
Sure, until you need to discuss artificial intelligence and everyone is wondering who this Al person you keep referencing is. I mean FLICK that guy, right? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678.md?page=120) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678.md?page=122)