# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 22, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678 "2025-02-22T21:08:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3581 "2026-03-12T20:12:33Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Except that the counterpoint to this is Zelenskyy, who is in my opinion the best at politicking of any current politician I can think of, since he gets away with standing up to Trump while seeming outwardly cordial, while at the same time being perhaps the only politician to successfully toe the line between standing up to Trump and distancing yourself from the American people as a whole (usually it’s the exact opposite.)

And I’m sure Republicans would object to him in a leadership role in the US.

My point was that much of what Corcoran objected to would apply to Trump.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3582 "2026-03-12T20:25:20Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> From what I understand, it’s people who took drama classes in high school. Supposedly a clique like jocks or nerds or cheerleaders or stoners.
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> By implication, gay or gay-adjacent.

I was not a “theatre kid” but in my late teens/early 20s, the young ladies in a nearby amateur teenage repertory were… let’s just say, not at all gay.

I never actually got the rôle (or is it the roll?) But I got kissed a few times.

Maybe the guys were gay, I did not speak to them much, late teen women drama-queens are enough on their own.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3583 "2026-03-12T20:40:20Z")

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This whole “theater kid” insult is idiotic but remember that the sainted Ronald Reagan was in drama club _and_ the football team in high school. Would people call him a “theater kid”?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3584 "2026-03-12T20:41:54Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Would people call him a “theater kid”?

One hundred per cent.

A theater kid is a kid who does theater stuff, and they are as varied as kids get.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3585 "2026-03-12T20:48:02Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> This whole “theater kid” insult is idiotic

It is hardly an insult.My uncle and his son were both, at one stage, “theater kids”, now “theater performers” and have performed in the Cirque du Soleil.

Not sure why you take offense. There are chess kids, football kids, math kids, and yes, theater kids. My own son is a bit of a polymath, so I group him in my own space, “nerd kids” - although he is more intelligent than I am.

(Not that a football player can’t also play chess or vice versa)

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3586 "2026-03-12T21:00:46Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> There are chess kids, football kids,…

…kids who climb on rocks.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3587 "2026-03-12T21:05:23Z")

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… kids who fall off rocks.

No one is perfect, not even my son.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3588 "2026-03-12T21:07:54Z")

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It was an old pop culture reference. I’m curious if anyone here will recognize it.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3589 "2026-03-12T21:09:39Z")

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I did.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3590 "2026-03-12T21:18:52Z")

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Consider it an anniversary present.

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**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3591 "2026-03-12T21:24:27Z")

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Thanks for mentioning that. I hadn’t noticed. Twenty-three years at the SDMB!

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3592 "2026-03-12T21:25:56Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> I’m curious if anyone here will recognize it.

Even kids with chicken pox!

The dog kids loooove tooooo biiiiiiiite!

JAQ, certified Old coot

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**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3593 "2026-03-12T21:33:55Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> > [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> > I’m curious if anyone here will recognize it..
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> Even kids with chicken pox!
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> The dog kids loooove tooooo biiiiiiiite!
> 
> JAQ, certified Old coot

I started singing it the moment I read the post.

So surprising that these ancient ditties can be conjured up in their entirety with just a few lines.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3594 "2026-03-12T21:35:05Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> > [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> > This whole “theater kid” insult is idiotic
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> It is hardly an insult.My uncle and his son were both, at one stage, “theater kids”, now “theater performers” and have performed in the Cirque du Soleil.
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> Not sure why you take offense. There are chess kids, football kids, math kids, and yes, theater kids. My own son is a bit of a polymath, so I group him in my own space, “nerd kids” - although he is more intelligent than I am.
> 
> (Not that a football player can’t also play chess or vice versa)

Note that _I_ have no particular problem with theater kids, but apparently New Hampshire state representative Travis Corcoran does. He said, “We need a final solution for theater kids in politics.” Later, he said, “We really do need to purge theater kids from any role that puts them anywhere near levers of power. Reality is a hard problem and you children are incapable of dealing with it.” See post 3556 in this thread.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3595 "2026-03-12T22:01:35Z")

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> [@Ellecram](#):
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> I started singing it the moment I read the post.

Hotdogs, right? Tell me I’m not crazy and you all are singing about hotdogs.

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**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3596 "2026-03-12T22:02:28Z")

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Armour Hotdogs! 🎶

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3597 "2026-03-12T22:03:45Z")

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Okay, old man card verified for me then.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3598 "2026-03-12T22:12:03Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> New Hampshire state legislator calls for a “final solution” to a Jewish colleague, compares himseld to Jesus when called out on it.

Pushing hatred is a very fashionable stance among Republicans, lately:

> [@](#):
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> Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-Ala.) on Thursday shared a social media post calling Muslims “the enemy,” joining a growing number of sitting GOP members to share Islamophobic rhetoric.
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> Tuberville on Thursday retweeted a post that showed a picture of New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani sitting cross-legged on the floor surrounded by people that was juxtaposed with a photo of the Twin Towers in New York burning on Sept. 11, 2001. The caption of the original post read, “Less than 25 years apart.”

[https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/03/12/congress/tuberville-shares-islamophobic-post-00826189](https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2026/03/12/congress/tuberville-shares-islamophobic-post-00826189)

Anti-Muslim rather than anti-Jewish, but brothers under the skin, one suspects.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3599 "2026-03-12T22:14:47Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Anti-Muslim rather than anti-Jewish, but brothers under the skin, one suspects.

Like a [hatred horseshoe](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_theory)?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2026, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3600 "2026-03-12T22:15:16Z")

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> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> Armour Hotdogs! 🎶

[In case anyone is feeling nostalgic.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pntmgCA7vnk)

Apparently there were earlier versions, but this is the one I saw.

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