# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 22, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678 "2025-02-22T21:08:19Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3901 "2026-03-26T13:44:49Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> So, in addition to all the things you have absolutely no understanding of in the post that follows the above post, you have no understanding of socialism.  
> Hint: It’s not the government controlling the means of production.

Yeah, that’s statism, which is more associated with National Socialism than actual socialism.

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3902 "2026-03-26T14:01:50Z")

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> [@billy-jack](#):
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> Another issue with equal rights is that we are having more and more women in the military. In war, that cannot help but increase tensions. Also, the standards have to be relaxed a lot for women to be able to compete.

And yet they have not been. Women who do not qualify for particular jobs… don’t get them.

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3903 "2026-03-26T14:14:57Z")

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Yet another RW talking point bot. Might be genuine flesh and blood, but is just spouting the bot-generated propaganda.

Nothing (worthwhile) to see here.

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3904 "2026-03-26T14:24:44Z")

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> [@billy-jack](#):
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> the great institutions of life and about one’s satisfaction with one’s place in society

And if my place according to the great institutions is at the bottom, you bet I won’t be “satisfied” or consider them that great or worth “conserving.”

THAT as I’ve said before is a key basis of American “Conservatism”: that everyone must _know their place, and stay in their place,_ and that this is ordained by either God or Nature, that if you don’t rise above it is just because you haven’t “merited” it, and this order must be conserved.

Good to see the talking-point generator has evolved to the point it admits that on-script.

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3905 "2026-03-26T16:10:09Z")

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> [@billy-jack](#):
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> Look at equal rights. Most Conservatives I know are for more or less equal rights, although many do have the view that because of their hard work and position in life, they should perhaps have more rights than those who are a drag on society.

I just feel this needs to be repeated, so everyone can pause and smell the bullshit.

(sniffffff)

whew! That’s potent! I have more rights because of my “position in life”. That’s not a dog whistle. That’s a dog foghorn.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3906 "2026-03-26T17:24:37Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> The “greater rights” are the ones being demanded by the people who insist that they are being discriminated against by not being allowed to discriminate against others.

Loss of privilege feels like oppression.

> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> And if my place according to the great institutions is at the bottom, you bet I won’t be “satisfied” or consider them that great or worth “conserving.”

Change comes from below. Nobody with four aces hollers for a new deal.

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3907 "2026-03-26T18:12:56Z")

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“Conservatism” is the recognition that in the Eiffel tower-shaped tapering spire of inequality, your personal spot is high enough you could be injured in a fall to the bottom. So anything that moves the status quo even imperceptibly slightly just _might_ topple the entire edifice and so must be resisted with all your might. Proportionality or fairness have nothing to do with it.

It’s always and only “ **I got mine!!!** ”

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**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3908 "2026-03-26T19:12:29Z")

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Controlling the means of production is a major part of Communism and Socialism. That gives the government the power far greater means to control the economy and the people.

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**Author:** ![billy-jack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@billy-jack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billy-jack)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3909 "2026-03-26T19:20:41Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> THAT as I’ve said before is a key basis of American “Conservatism”: that everyone must _know their place, and stay in their place,_ and that this is ordained by either God or Nature, that if you don’t rise above it is just because you haven’t “merited” it, and this order must be conserved.

Ideally, you attain your place by your own efforts. It is true, that there are some born with a silver spoon in their mouth who have things handed to them, but we really can’t do much about them. For most of us, though, we work hard to get to where we are.

It is human nature that if we put a lot of effort into something, we value it and want to keep it.

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3910 "2026-03-26T19:22:39Z")

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> [@billy-jack](#):
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> It is true, that there are some born with a silver spoon in their mouth who have things handed to them, but we really can’t do much about them.

Sure we can. Tax them out of existence. Kill them and eat them. **Lots** of things we can do!

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3911 "2026-03-26T19:23:16Z")

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We have rights to earn a upper class lifestyle by our own efforts. None of us have a right to an upper class lifestyle just for existing.

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3912 "2026-03-26T19:36:39Z")

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> [@billy-jack](#):
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> None of us have a right to an upper class lifestyle just for existing.

{mode = GI Robot}  
That sounds like something a Commie would say.  
{/mode}

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3913 "2026-03-26T19:36:40Z")

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> [@billy-jack](#):
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> That gives the government the power far greater means to control the economy and the people.

Socialism has nothing more to do with government than capitalism does. (Well, it shouldn’t, but capitalists loves them some socialism when it’s to their benefit.)

> [@billy-jack](#):
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> None of us have a right to an upper class lifestyle just for existing.

Welcome to the _tax the rich_ “Left”.

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3914 "2026-03-26T19:44:01Z")

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> [@billy-jack](#):
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> We have rights to earn a upper class lifestyle by our own efforts. None of us have a right to an upper class lifestyle just for existing..

But that’s not what you said. At all. Nobody is claiming a right “to an upper class lifestyle”.

What you said is:

> Most Conservatives I know are for more or less equal rights, although many do have the view that because of their hard work and position in life, they should perhaps have more rights

“More or less equal rights”. Jesus Christ, this is disgusting.

“Perhaps have more rights”. Even more disgusting.

Nobody is thinking that there is any "right’ for ANYBODY to have an upper class lifestyle. This is not what human rights are about.

Here you go: Which one of these do you think you should have MORE OF, because of your “position in life”?

[Bill of Rights | U.S. Constitution | US Law | LII / Legal Information Institute](https://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/billofrights)

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3915 "2026-03-26T20:05:22Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> Change comes from below. Nobody with four aces hollers for a new deal.

I love this. With your permission, I’m stealing it.

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3916 "2026-03-26T21:45:17Z")

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Perhaps _needing_ change comes from below.

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**Post date:** [March 26, 2026, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3917 "2026-03-26T22:55:59Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> Also, potentially “detained” on the spot for failure to provide proof of citizenship.

I hadn’t thought of that. But the multitude of new converted warehouses, nation-wide, do need filling with detainees who can be put to hard labor. So Constitutional!!!

Seriously, I doubt that even the most ardent Heritage Foundation member is dreaming (yet) of removing the nation’s millions of married women from their homes and putting them to work in detention camps. That’s for Spanish-speaking people only.

So far.

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**Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3918 "2026-03-27T00:11:36Z")

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Jorkin Dapeanus Vance says the Iranians are working on nuclear vests.

> **[Iran could develop nuclear suicide bomb vests, claims JD Vance](https://www.9news.com.au/world/jd-vance-iran-suicide-vests-nuclear-dirty-bomb-atomic-weapon-iran-latest-news-updates/14a8fc31-fa0d-46fb-8908-40b61a073e2f)**
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> US Vice President JD Vance has warned of the possibility of Iran carrying out attacks using suicide bombers...

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**Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3919 "2026-03-27T00:24:26Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> So one of the ads playing locally is against Andy Barr, and the level of racism in [the ad (calling Barr “Amnesty Andy”)](https://youtu.be/dSMZRHpdR-Y?si=v_DxfQlTpd7UYKVU) surprised me more than it really should have.

I love how the one “gotcha” they have in that video is a heavily-edited clip with at least two places where they cut out part of what he was saying. It’s impossible to tell what Barr was actually saying from that video.

That, in the middle of a bunch of AI-generated slop.

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**Post date:** [March 27, 2026, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/3920 "2026-03-27T00:24:42Z")

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This was/is state of the art nuclear miniaturization. **[Atomic demolition munition - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_demolition_munition#)**. Call it a stupid-bulky 50lb backpack.

The nature of fissionable materials being what they are, further shrinkage defies the laws of physics much more than the mere state of engineering art.

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