# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 22, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678 "2025-02-22T21:08:19Z")\
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From the thread title; Stupid Republican Idea Of The Day.

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D’oh 🤦‍♀️ Still looks like an egghead.

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I’m not sure what happened to Trey Gowdy’s face, but I think it counts as an SRIOTD.-

He was kissing Trump’s ass and got stuck in the crack.

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But how would that explain the jug ears?

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> But how would that explain the jug ears? -

Go/no go guage.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/4566 "2026-06-01T03:05:09Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I’m not sure what happened to Trey Gowdy’s face, but I think it counts as an SRIOTD.

I loved him in _Goonies_!

[![](https://i.etsystatic.com/6884663/r/il/51d1ec/6811753104/il_fullxfull.6811753104_mwxz.jpg) ](https://i.etsystatic.com/6884663/r/il/51d1ec/6811753104/il_fullxfull.6811753104_mwxz.jpg)

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/4567 "2026-06-01T03:09:43Z")

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great - another delete

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/4568 "2026-06-01T13:28:25Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> SRIOTD

Never mind. Answered upthread.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/4569 "2026-06-01T15:40:11Z")

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Glad to see Trey is still rolling out impressive new hairstyles. He is a man of style!

(horrible style)

[![](https://preview.redd.it/which-trey-gowdy-hairstyle-are-you-v0-t8gxdiyhxs0e1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=1ba031944967f3765edf4f8b3803ade579ea5c06) ](https://preview.redd.it/which-trey-gowdy-hairstyle-are-you-v0-t8gxdiyhxs0e1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=1ba031944967f3765edf4f8b3803ade579ea5c06)

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/4570 "2026-06-01T16:01:31Z")

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In all those pictures, he looks like a stupid man trying to look smart.

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He kind of looks like an unshucked ear of corn, but without the personality.

[![](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/delicious-ear-corn-unshucked-close-up-photo-partly-opened-studio-setting-255996166.jpg) ](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/delicious-ear-corn-unshucked-close-up-photo-partly-opened-studio-setting-255996166.jpg)

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/4572 "2026-06-01T18:57:25Z")

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At their state convention this weekend, Minnesota Republicans observed a moment of silence for Derek Chauvin, who is not dead and is a convicted murderer.

> **[Minnesota Republicans held moment of silence for Derek Chauvin: report](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/minnesota-republicans-derek-chauvin-silence-b2986867.html)**
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> The decision to hold a moment of silence for Chauvin was branded ‘disgusting’ by a state lawmaker

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But he’s not a n\_\_\_\_r which makes all the difference.

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[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3YC1_RUuzWg/sddefault.jpg) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3YC1_RUuzWg/sddefault.jpg)

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Minnesota Republicans observed a moment of silence for Derek Chauvin, who is not dead and is a convicted murderer.

I have this sneaking suspicion that to be a Republican in Minnesota bespeaks a certain degree of “short bus syndrome.”

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/4576 "2026-06-01T20:59:03Z")

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“I’m Mike Wallace.”

“I’m Morley Safer.”

“I’m Ed Bradley.”

“I’m Joe Rogan.”

“All this and Andy Roo… wait, what?”

> **[EXCLUSIVE: CBS Looking to Pin Down Joe Rogan — Network Bosses Are Betting...](https://radaronline.com/p/cbs-eyes-joe-rogan-strengthen-60-minutes-ratings-slide/)**
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> CBS eyes Joe Rogan as a potential boost to '60 Minutes' as the network battles sagging ratings.

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> “I’m Joe Rogan.”

No Herschel Walker? How about Andrew Tate? I’d say Mr. Beast, but it’s probably beneath him at this point.

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If the ratings for 60 Minutes are down, and goddamn well they should be, and the executives haven’t considered “stop digging”, then the show is clearly being sabotaged.

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Ratings for 60 Minutes aren’t down. From a Paramount [website](https://www.paramountpressexpress.com/cbs-news-and-stations/shows/60-minutes/releases/?view=112909-60-minutes-makes-television-history-by-marking-52-straight-seasons-as-americas-1-news-program), “60 MINUTES averaged **9.1 million** viewers in its 58th season, according to Nielsen most current ratings, up **+9%** from its season 57 average. The CBS newsmagazine is also up **+5%** in the key A25-54 demo.”

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How much of the official season is from before the big kerfuffle?

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