# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 22, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678 "2025-02-22T21:08:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
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So women who don’t have access to abortion anymore should get vaccinated?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
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The pillow guy has lost the primary for MN governor.

[https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/6023786-trump-backed-lindell-loses-minnesota-governor-primary/](https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/6023786-trump-backed-lindell-loses-minnesota-governor-primary/)

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5403 "2026-08-12T03:30:18Z")

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Rigged!

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
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Can’t believe Trump’s endorsement failed Mikey! He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
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I’m actually a bit surprised. All the polls I saw gave him a fairly comfortable lead.

ETA: I was apparently misinformed, I must have read them wrong somehow.

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5406 "2026-08-12T08:00:17Z")

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Until Todd Blanche starts using the Comstock Act to halt the distribution of the covid vaccine, sure.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
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> [@wguy123](#):
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> He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!

Anybody would be crying on his pillow. Laying on one is like torture.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5408 "2026-08-12T12:37:45Z")

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We were given one of his pillows and it is not great. I have neck issues and own several, way better options. His pillow is on our guest bed. Sorry guests!

And, hopefully somewhat got my witty reference. 😉

Head! Pants! NOW!  
[![](https://film-authority.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/maxresdefault-300x169.jpg) ](https://film-authority.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/maxresdefault-300x169.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5409 "2026-08-12T16:45:27Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> And, hopefully somewhat got my witty reference. 😉

Of course, I love _So I Married an Axe Murderer_.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5410 "2026-08-12T17:45:22Z")

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I quote it way too much in my life. My wife knows that if she asks me what I want for breakfast, I’m going to want silver dollar pancakes, fresh squeezed OJ, bacon, and coffee.

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5411 "2026-08-12T17:57:14Z")

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That (_So I Married an Axe Murderer_) is actually a really great movie.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5412 "2026-08-12T20:32:38Z")

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I sometimes randomly say, “Hey Jane, get me off this crazy thing… called love!”

Nobody ever gets it.

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“Ready, Freddy!”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Rigged!

Yes, Mike Lindell is now saying the vote was rigged and the election was stolen from him.

Do you think Lindell understands this was a primary and the people he’s accusing of cheating at elections are Republicans?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5415 "2026-08-14T02:21:02Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> > And of course reassignment surgery on minors is ~~vanishingly rare~~ totally non-existent.
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> Fixed that for you.

Except when a baby is born with ambiguous genitalia. Then, it’s mandatory.

(and I did see So I Married an Axe Murderer, and it was funny, but I remember almost no quotes from it beyond “Woman, woman, whoa, man.”)

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It’s entirely possible Lindell believes Joe Biden rigged the election against him, because the Democrats want to to run against the weaker candidate instead of Lindell.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Do you think Lindell understands this was a primary and the people he’s accusing of cheating at elections are Republicans?

All he knows is he must start gathering all the packets so he can without a doubt prove it was stolen! Can’t wait for the next $5M prove Mikey wrong challenge.

> [@Chronos](#):
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> (and I did see So I Married an Axe Murderer, and it was funny, but I remember almost no quotes from it beyond “Woman, woman, whoa, man.”)

You owe it to yourself to rewatch and study. “We have a piper down. It’s OK. He’s just pissed”. I haven’t watched it in several years so I think it’s time to revisit.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5418 "2026-08-14T13:05:28Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Except when a baby is born with ambiguous genitalia. Then, it’s mandatory.

The SOC-8 actually recommends against this, so any up to date doctor should not be performing gender affirming surgery on a baby.

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SOC-8? That sounds like some newfangled scientific woke thing.

I guarantee you, though, most of the people supporting this bill would be aghast at the notion of leaving a baby with ambiguous genitalia.

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Do you think Lindell understands this was a primary and the people he’s accusing of cheating at elections are Republicans?

Do you think Lindell understands _anything at all?_ He’s never struck me as the overly-intellectual type.

He ‘thinks’ the election was rigged because he lost. That’s just what some Republicans do now, no matter what the circumstances. It’s purely reflexive at this point.

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