# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 22, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678 "2025-02-22T21:08:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/541 "2025-04-04T11:55:34Z")

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Penguins ain’t got no culture.

When you say Dylan to a penguin  
He thinks you’re talking about Dylan Thomas  
Whoever he was

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/542 "2025-04-04T15:17:46Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> Ok, so chemtrails are not a new idea on their own, but making the state investigate them is a new idea. Sounds like government waste to me, but what do I know?

Investigating chemicals in the sky?

Sounds like a bunch of lefty environmentalist BS to me!

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/543 "2025-04-04T16:22:34Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Penguins ain’t got no culture.

But they’ll look well-dressed when they visit Trump and Vance in the Oval Office to discuss the tariffs.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/544 "2025-04-04T16:30:50Z")

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Can penguins have tears in their eyes?

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\
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Penguins is practically chickens

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/546 "2025-04-04T16:40:58Z")

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More precisely:  
“Pen-guh-wins is PRAC-tick-ally chickens”

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/547 "2025-04-04T17:15:39Z")

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When the RV Belgica had to overwinter, they had to eat penguins. Here is how Frederick Cook described the penguin:

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> If it is possible to imagine a piece of beef, an odiferous cod fish, and a canvas-backed duck roasted together in a pot, with blood and cod-liver oil for sauce, the illustration will be complete.

For once, I think “it tastes like chicken” is not true. 🤮

I pulled that quote from _Madhouse at the End of the Earth_ by Julian Sancton. One of the many books of Arctic, Antarctic, and general seafaring and early exploration misadventures that I’ve read and recommend.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/548 "2025-04-04T18:35:06Z")

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[![](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/have-you-seen-this-chicken-annett-bernhardt.jpg) ](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/have-you-seen-this-chicken-annett-bernhardt.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/549 "2025-04-04T18:36:52Z")

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> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> Can penguins have tears in their eyes?

Frozen tears.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/550 "2025-04-04T18:39:04Z")

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Documented proof!

[![](https://media.tenor.com/LanjdqF7wnsAAAAM/cry-sad.gif) ](https://media.tenor.com/LanjdqF7wnsAAAAM/cry-sad.gif)

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/551 "2025-04-04T18:40:06Z")

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Oooooh, I’m dyin’

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/552 "2025-04-04T18:53:44Z")

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Steak n Shake’s deal went from 2:22 to 4:20? Hmm, what happens at 4:20? Something special, I can only imagine.

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**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/553 "2025-04-04T19:01:17Z")

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That tells you what level of intellect we’re really dealing with. The sort who think they’re being oh so clever by the kind of joke teenage boys would think was hilarious

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/554 "2025-04-04T19:17:33Z")

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Am I missing something really obvious here? A bit like the 55378008 joke on a calculator?

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/555 "2025-04-04T19:30:21Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> Here is how Frederick Cook described the penguin

Mr. Cook had a way with words.

If only he had a similar metaphor for the odious oily orange oligarch who misrepresents the United States.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/556 "2025-04-04T19:34:59Z")

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> [@iamatractorboy](#):
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> Am I missing something really obvious here?

420 = LOL THE WEED NUMBER.

It’s just that sophomoric.

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**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/557 "2025-04-04T19:35:51Z")

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That’s gone right over my head

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> [@iamatractorboy](#):
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> A bit like the 55378008 joke on a calculator

Precisely. And just as childish.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/559 "2025-04-04T19:39:03Z")

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> **[420 (cannabis culture)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture))**
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> This is an accepted version of this page 
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> 420, 4:20 or 4/20 (pronounced four-twenty) is cannabis culture slang for marijuana and hashish consumption, especially smoking around the time 4:20 p.m. (16:20). It also refers to cannabis-oriented celebrations that take place annually on April 20 (4/20 in U.S. date form).
> Five high school students in San Rafael, California, coined the term as part of their 1971 search for an abandoned cannabis crop, based on a treasure map made by the grower. Callin...

And now you know.

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Five high school students in San Rafael, California, coined the term as part of their 1971 search for an abandoned cannabis crop, based on a treasure map made by the grower.

Sounds like the plot of an early 2000s teen movie.

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