# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 22, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678 "2025-02-22T21:08:19Z")\
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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> And, now that I’m thinking about it, I wonder what Schmitt planned to do if Smith said that yes, he was in Seattle at a Hawks game that night.

Seattle? 🤔 Schmitt was trying to intimate that Smith was in Atlanta.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5882 "2026-10-01T15:30:21Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> My question is how Senator Blackburn is claiming standing in her lawsuit.

Her standing is that she wants to be in the news for something other than datacenters and literally running away from reporters.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5883 "2026-10-01T15:32:52Z")

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It’s all missing the point. They’re not trying to find factual issues or evidence of crimes.

They’re trying to win in the court of public opinion, not a court of law.

Most Dopers aren’t sleazebags, though, so it doesn’t cross our minds to think of doing these kinds of things just to score political points

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5884 "2026-10-01T15:34:41Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> Her standing is that she wants to be in the news for something other than datacenters and literally running away from reporters.

No, that’s her motivation.

To file a lawsuit she has to come up with some reason she can claim Smith’s actions affected her in a negative way.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5885 "2026-10-01T15:36:39Z")

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That’s for a normal person, not a malicious little piece of shit that is routinely outsmarted by cheese.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5886 "2026-10-01T15:40:38Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> To file a lawsuit she has to come up with some reason she can claim Smith’s actions affected her in a negative way.

She’ll just make up something to file. People can and do file for just about every nonsensical reason.

To **win** a lawsuit or even have it progress past the early stages (assuming a non-corrupt judge/jury), she needs more. But, as I pointed out earlier, her actual purpose is courting public opinion. She couldn’t care less if the suit is tossed. She can just blast the judge as some corrupt, woke fool. Win-win as far as she’s concerned.

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**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5887 "2026-10-01T15:56:17Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> > [@robby](#):
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> > God, these people are fucking stupid.
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> Sure, that’s also true, but really they seem to think their intended audience is abysmally stupid. And I hate to admit it, but they’re not wrong.

Right, and in addition, they are used to their MAGA audience taking everything they say unthinkingly and uncritically.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5888 "2026-10-01T15:59:44Z")

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> Tennessee senator Marsha Blackburn is suing Jack Smith accusing him of mocking President Donald Trump’s complexion in a codename chosen for his investigation.

If I was going to mock Trump’s complexion, I would have chosen “Julius” as a code name.

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**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5889 "2026-10-01T16:14:56Z")

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I’ve never seen anyone that color (except for Gritty).

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**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5890 "2026-10-01T16:24:40Z")

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> **[Orange Julius](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_Julius)**
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> Orange Julius is an American chain of beverage stores, known for a frothy, smoothie-like fruit drink also called an Orange Julius. The chain has been in business since the late 1920s. The signature beverage is a mixture of ice, orange juice, sweetener, milk, powdered egg whites and vanilla flavoring. Most stores are located inside shopping malls. "The first Orange Julius stand was established by Julius Freed and (Willard) Bill Hamlin in 1926 on South Broadway in Downtown Los Angeles." The drink ...

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5891 "2026-10-01T16:58:30Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> If I was going to mock Trump’s complexion, I would have chosen “Julius” as a code name.

No, because then some Republican would claim you were planning a conspiracy to stab Trump to death.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5892 "2026-10-01T17:30:33Z")

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> Ms Blackburn might be well advised to get some flunky to google the colour known as “Arctic Frost”.

Clarification: I think Blackburn was using “a type of orange” to refer to [the satsuma variety called “Arctic Frost”](https://texassuperstar.com/artic-frost-satsuma/), rather than claiming it’s a recognized name for any shade of the **color** orange.

Yeah, seems quite likely that the investigation codename was chosen as a mocking reference to Mango Mussolini’s makeup practices, but talk about Streisand Effect, eh? Nobody who wants to curry favor with old Turmeric Face should be going on public record describing his complexion as mockable.

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**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5893 "2026-10-01T17:33:43Z")

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Perhaps, but as previously pointed out, the codename was chosen before Smith was put on the case. Even if she has a point, she’s suing the wrong person

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5894 "2026-10-01T17:41:04Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Nobody who wants to curry favor with old Turmeric Face should be going on public record describing his complexion as mockable.

But you’re not taking into consideration that Marsha Blackburn is a fucking idiot.

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**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5895 "2026-10-01T17:47:20Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> orange frost!

If your “frost” is orange, you should consult a doctor.

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**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5896 "2026-10-01T18:29:05Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> My question is how Senator Blackburn is claiming standing in her lawsuit.
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> Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that Jack Smith’s choosing Arctic Frost as a codename was an intentional insult to Donald Trump and harmed his reputation. What is Blackburn’s argument that it harmed her?

_Standing_, yes. Also, where is the _tort_?

And to complete my knowledge of legal terms, Marsha Blackburn appears to be an excellent example of a _vexatious litigant_..

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> > [@running\_coach](#):
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> > If I was going to mock Trump’s complexion, I would have chosen “Julius” as a code name.
> 
> No, because then some Republican would claim you were planning a conspiracy to stab Trump to death.

And we all know how touchy they are about that:

> **[Trump as Julius Caesar: anger over play misses Shakespeare's point, says scholar](https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/jun/12/donald-trump-shakespeare-play-julius-caesar-new-york)**
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> Corporate sponsors have pulled funding amid controversy over an assassination scene – but the play argues against violence, says Stephen Greenblatt

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> [@robby](#):
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> Seattle? 🤔 Schmitt was trying to intimate that Smith was in Atlanta.

Now the Seahawks are involved??

/s

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Now the Seahawks are involved??

No, it was a basketball game, so clearly they were meeting at a Supersonics match.

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**Post date:** [October 1, 2026, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/5900 "2026-10-01T22:59:47Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> it was a basketball game

Of course. It was the Jayhawks.

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