# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 22, 2025, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678 "2025-02-22T21:08:19Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/801 "2025-04-30T15:45:24Z")

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> [@mcgato](#):
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> Didn’t they used to have indulgences in the Catholic church where people just paid a bribe to the church to have their sins forgiven?

They do them online now. They’re PayPal indulgences.

(See also: [simony](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simony).)

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**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/802 "2025-04-30T15:50:34Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> They’re PayPal indulgences

You’re going to pay for that, sinner.

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> You’re going to pay for that, sinner.

In four easy payments of $59.99.

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**Post date:** [April 30, 2025, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/804 "2025-04-30T20:38:21Z")

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Trump isn’t smart or charismatic to follow in the steps of the Borgias.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/805 "2025-05-02T00:05:53Z")

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Oklahoma’s state school superintendent, a staunch Trump supporter, has pushed through controversial new content for students to study, including the lab leak theory and “discrepancies” in the 2020 election.

> **[OSDE's controversial new social studies standards approved](https://www.koco.com/article/oklahoma-social-studies-standards-moving-forward-ryan-walters/64623287)**
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> Lawmakers will not stand in the way of controversial new social studies standards heading to Oklahoma classrooms.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/806 "2025-05-02T00:12:39Z")

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The only encouraging part was that some of the Republican lawmakers did try to stop this from becoming part of the curriculum.

> Republicans who objected to the process the standards went through filed a resolution last week to block it, but that resolution didn’t make the floor agenda on Tuesday.

At least that’s what I gathered. But it wasn’t enough and these lies, conspiracy theories, and propaganda will end up going to Oklahoma students for at least one school year.

This should hopefully be great red meat for the midterms if Democrats want to capitalize on it.

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There’s been quite a bit of red meat for the Dems to capitalize on. I’m often wondering that they aren’t doing enough.

John Candy’d kick Donald’s ass at popeism.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/L2xWQr4VaUA/hqdefault.jpg "The Man Who Would be King of the Popes") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2xWQr4VaUA&t=105)

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> There’s been quite a bit of red meat for the Dems to capitalize on. I’m often wondering that they aren’t doing enough.

Seems like a whole lot of vegetarians.

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Remember when Republicans used to say state rights were sooo important? Don’t legislate at the federal level, leave it to the states. Don’t tread on me? Whatever.

> **[House votes to block California's ban on new gas-powered vehicles in 2035](https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/california-gas-powered-vehicle-ban-house-votes-to-block-hjres88/)**
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> The House of Representatives on Thursday voted to block California from implementing plans to block new sales of gas-powered vehicles in a decade.

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(From the movie _The Nice Guys_)

Jackson Healy: Hey, that’s where I know you from, right? The TV. You’re prosecuting that car company thing.  
Judith Kuttner: The lawsuit for the catalytic converter. Yes. That’s half my day. The other half I spend on pornography.  
Jackson Healy: Hmm.  
Holland March: What kind? Like which films? What’s your favourite?  
Jackson Healy: No, no. Uh, anti. Anti-porn.  
Holland March: Right.  
Jackson Healy: Like a crusader.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/811 "2025-05-02T15:35:17Z")

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Not that it would have changed the result, but I’m …curious about the 35 Democratic Representatives who voted with the Trump/MAGA/burn-baby-burn side.

No, actually, except to [know their names and which states need to consider voting them out](https://clerk.house.gov/Votes/2025114), I’m not curious, I’m angry. This should definitely have **stayed** a stupid Republican idea.

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This is one of the Dems that voted for it. She is a DINO. I expect the rest are similar.

> **[Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Washington (WA)), 119th Congress Profile](https://clerk.house.gov/Members/G000600)**
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> CONTACT: 1431 Longworth House Office Building, Washington DC 20515-4703, COMMITTEE: Committee on Appropriations

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/813 "2025-05-02T18:36:52Z")

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Last week it was the judges, next week it might be the governors.

> **[Gov. Tony Evers says he's not afraid after Trump official suggests possible...](https://www.tmj4.com/news/state-capitol/gov-tony-evers-says-hes-not-afraid-after-trump-official-suggests-possible-arrest)**
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> Gov. Evers says every American should be concerned about “chilling” suggestions from Trump's top border adviser that he could be arrested over guidance he gave to state employees about immigration.

I assume it won’t be long it’ll be before they try arresting a Sheriff or Police Chief.

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**Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/814 "2025-05-03T08:43:15Z")

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Oh no, the scary brown people are invading with their delicious food! What a mega-putz this guy is -can’t even get his bigotry right enough to shout at the “right” people. Or perhaps I missed where Pakistan was involved in the Crusades.

> **[Republican Congressman Has Full-Blown Meltdown Over Halal Restaurant](https://newrepublic.com/post/194806/republican-congressman-mike-collins-meltdown-halal-restaurant)**
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> You will never guess what Mike Collins is comparing the opening of a new halal restaurant to.

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**Post date:** [May 3, 2025, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-stupid-republican-idea-of-the-day-part-4/1014678/815 "2025-05-03T12:49:29Z")

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Have we covered this yet? Arkansas is stopping truck drivers and giving them English tests.

> **[FTPDocument](https://arkleg.state.ar.us/Home/FTPDocument?path=%2FACTS%2F2025R%2FPublic%2FACT604.pdf)**
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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Have we covered this yet? Arkansas is stopping truck drivers and giving them English tests. -

How will they know who passes?

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It worked out so well when they used to do it for voters way back when…

\< insert usual Family Guy meme here \>

The requirement was previously removed back in 2015 because they couldn’t substantiate the harm it was supposed to mitigate. Not that that matters now.

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> How will they know who passes?

I’m sure a brown paper bag is involved.

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I don’t know if this is a stupid idea so much as business as usual but Karrin Taylor Robson has declared she is running for Arizona governor. Her campaign [website](https://karrinforarizona.com/) mentions a few goals like stronger borders, stronger economy, and stronger Arizona without detailing just how she intends on achieving these goals.

Her ads appearing on YouTube every ten minutes only say that she has been endorsed by Trump, nothing else. She neglects to mention that four years ago she ran for governor, saw Trump’s endorsement go to Kari Lake instead, who then lost. Especially with his recent 100-day scorecard, the endorsement is not the flex she shinks it is.

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