# NEW Stupid Republican Idea of the Day (Part 4)

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Usually when the military is trying to get servicemembers to re-enlist, they might offer things like a cash bonus, or student loan payoffs, or a transfer to a more desirable duty station.

But those kind of things are woke and not what the Big Buff Smooth Sweaty Ball Dangling Manly Men’s Men in Pete Hegseth’s army deserve, so in exchange for another four years of your life, they’re offering (checks notes) four days off to play GTA 6 when it releases.

> **[US Army battalion reportedly offers troops days off to play GTA 6 if they...](https://www.dexerto.com/gta/us-army-battalion-reportedly-offers-troops-days-off-to-play-gta-6-if-they-re-enlist-3399447/)**
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> A US Army battalion is reportedly offering troops four days off to play Grand Theft Auto 6 as a bonus incentive to re-enlist.

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