# New Supermarket **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2006, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-supermarket/360675 "2006-06-14T13:36:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-supermarket/360675/21 "2006-06-16T03:03:09Z")
[QUOTE=kunilou] Let me know when you reach for the pork chops and a voice says “That’ll do, pig.” [/QUOTE] I was thinking more of, “Oye! Find something with cloven hooves that chews it’s cud, already.” ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-supermarket/360675/22 "2006-06-19T14:41:52Z")
I’m all lost in the supermarket I can no longer shop quietly I came in here for a special offer now the milk is talking to me. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-supermarket/360675/23 "2006-06-19T14:53:25Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] I shall continue to shop with the Evile Kroger Lady. [/QUOTE] In my area it is the Kroger which does all these things. Of course they also have a free supervised play area for the kids with closed-circuit TV monitors placed throughout the store so you can keep an eye on little Billy no matter where you are. Ours is run by Ms. Grace, who the kids are very attached to and grocery day is something they look forward to. **Moxmaiden** looks forward to it too because she can get a coffee and stroll the aisles in peace, even if the produce section thunders and warbles at her occasionally. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-supermarket/360675/24 "2006-06-19T15:01:06Z")
I thought this kind of thing only happened when I ate the _special_ mushrooms in the produce aisle… ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-supermarket/360675/25 "2006-06-19T15:12:11Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] I thought this kind of thing only happened when I ate the _special_ mushrooms in the produce aisle… [/QUOTE] …and what kind of music is played in the magic muhroom aisle? \*\* Inna Gada Da Vida?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-supermarket/360675/26 "2006-06-19T15:27:51Z")
[QUOTE=marque elf] …and what kind of music is played in the magic muhroom aisle? \*\* Inna Gada Da Vida?\*\* [/QUOTE] The Greatfull Dead. Perhaps The Band. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-supermarket/360675/27 "2006-06-19T15:48:06Z")
[QUOTE=picunurse] > [@](#): > > Originally Posted by **Stillwell Angel** > I believe you, our market has the same tune. But first a robotic sounding lady tells you to “Stand back! Freshwater misting is about to start!” > > Scares the crap outta ya as you reach for the broccoli. So, how do you think the broccoli feels? 😃 [/QUOTE] Damp, probably. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-supermarket/360675/28 "2006-06-19T16:08:52Z")
**lieu!** You made me get choked on my cheerios. Food Lion does not do special effects. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-supermarket/360675/29 "2006-06-20T20:07:47Z")
I feel robbed, too…my grocery store is quiet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-supermarket/360675.md?page=1)