# New things in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [July 11, 2022, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-things-in-the-mmp/967753 "2022-07-11T09:35:16Z")\
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Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off to heave, and battle the FUBAR Fairy.

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> He heard hubs clanging the spoons and tried to jump up and run to the kitchen but he was stuck like a turtle on its back! All of his legs along with his tail flailed around for a while until he was able to hook the comforter with a claw and roll himself over. I am a very bad mom, I laughed a bunch while not helping at all.

Gordie was licking his back this morning, and he kept leaning father and farther back, until he fell over on his back.  
\< joins JtC in the bad pet parent section of the handbasket \>

> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> An elephant once sat on my Grandmother’s red volkswagon bug, but it was her fault because she wasn’t supposed to park there.

" One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know. " - Groucho Marx

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