# New Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722 "2005-06-10T11:00:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/181 "2005-06-10T21:01:05Z")
Lengthy, vituperative attack on a somewhat controversial point made on page one. Much venemous language, insinuation of motive, and borderline junior modding. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/182 "2005-06-10T21:03:19Z")
Acknowledgement of failure to recognize that somewhat controversial point was discussed at length on page two and retracted on page three, accompanied by snarky apology that attempts to shift blame back to the poster of the original point. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/183 "2005-06-10T21:16:13Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Lengthy, vituperative attack on a somewhat controversial point made on page one. Much venemous language, insinuation of motive, and borderline junior modding. Long impassioned response […spanning five thick paragraphs…] accusing poster of nitpickery, racial prejudice, and hijacking. (Acknowledgment of poster’s retraction on preview, but notification of intent to submit anyway with citation of having bothered to type it all.) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/184 "2005-06-10T21:20:13Z")
> [@cabdude](#): > > Reference to exceedingly lame flash cartoon originally posted on obscure japanese anime fanfic forum, consisting of ran-DOM WUUUUUURds spell-ed phon-ETIC-allllllllllllllyyyy to imply a tune, which is instantly recognisable to inhabitants of Osaka, and nowhere else. Poster wanders in 80+ posts later to announce that his daughter is currently a foreign exchange student in Osaka, and a contributor to many a japanese anime fanfic forum who had, in fact, sent a link to the cartoon just a few weeks ago but the poster couldn’t make any sense of it since he doesn’t read Japanese, and that the poster and his wife are leaving for Osaka in 10 days to see their daughter and is anyone up for an Osaka Dopefest. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/185 "2005-06-10T21:27:28Z")
So **Licentious Ectomorph** , how are you doing? ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/186 "2005-06-10T21:52:59Z")
Post to state nothing other than intention to post exactly what **Previous Poster** just said. Abuse rained on hamsters/computer. Darn you, **Previous Poster**!! Smack/Putz/Wink. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/187 "2005-06-10T22:35:02Z")
Condemnatory lecture on the irreligiosity of all participants of the thread by poster who has never previously posted to the SDMB, and never posts to it again. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/188 "2005-06-10T22:43:02Z")
Sarcastic comment and religious joke about the previous drive-by. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/189 "2005-06-10T22:57:05Z")
Post to let everyone know that poster has submitted thread to Threadspotting. Obvious expectation of expression of gratitude from OP. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/190 "2005-06-10T23:00:09Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Sarcastic comment and religious joke about the previous drive-by. Speaking of religion . . . gratuitous story mentioning someone’s Jewishness so that poster can use Jewish smiley. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Unkempt\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Unkempt\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unkempt_One)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/191 "2005-06-10T23:39:09Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > Speaking of religion . . . gratuitous story mentioning someone’s Jewishness so that poster can use Jewish smiley. Reply to above post with complaint that there is no boobs smiley. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/192 "2005-06-10T23:46:44Z")
Long, rambling, irrelevant reference to Jack Dean Tyler, including links to the Tug A-Hoy and quotes about power-sucking nipples. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/193 "2005-06-10T23:49:13Z")
Gratuitous political hijack. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/194 "2005-06-10T23:58:04Z")
Gratuitous response to political hijack, on the other side. ---
**Author:** ![DogMom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DogMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DogMom)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/195 "2005-06-11T00:05:14Z")
> [@The Unkempt One](#): > > Reply to above post with complaint that there is no boobs smiley. \<\\> ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/196 "2005-06-11T00:19:56Z")
Post to explain that a long, witty, incisive post regarding OP and subsequent posters is planned, but must leave for work. irrelevant smiley lots of white space. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/197 "2005-06-11T01:22:15Z")
Rousing patriotic drivel. Call to arms. Argument, with chain of logical fallacies, positing its own conclusion. Staunch defense of conservatism. Invocation of traditional liberal buzzwords in strange new contexts signifying oppression. Stupifying attack on enemies of freedom. Clueless and misguided condemnation of Roger Moore. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/198 "2005-06-11T02:43:11Z")
Confused comparison of Roger Moore to Sean Connery. Begins Bond debate. Thread soon to be moved to cafe society before being moved to imho/bbq pit/ about this message board/Half-Life 2 forums ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/199 "2005-06-11T03:11:04Z")
Andrew quote (Season 6 Buffy the Vampire Slayer) extolling the virtues of the Dalton Bond. ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/200 "2005-06-11T03:13:39Z")
Mention of both Jimmy Bonds, the ones from both adaptations of Casino Royale. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722.md?page=11)