# New Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 10, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722 "2005-06-10T11:00:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/201 "2005-06-11T03:51:06Z")

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A prediction of impending doom. Said prediction comes true. Then, something about Synchronicity and shitting my pants.

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**Author:** ![Orbifold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orbifold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orbifold)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/202 "2005-06-11T04:15:13Z")

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Semantic trap in the form of a one-line reply designed for maximum misinterpretation; indignant claims of persecution waiting in the wings in response to anticipated misinterpretation.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/203 "2005-06-11T04:18:58Z")

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First post of impending pile up, likely more veiled insults as opposed to rational question/point.

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**Author:** ![monkeyfist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9c0ed/32.png) [@monkeyfist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeyfist)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/204 "2005-06-11T04:52:06Z")

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Beginning of response to former post. Plea for patience as I address home life issue…  
Back now, where was I…  
reminds me of that thing in that place, let me see, nope I can’t find the information now, but I’ll look again when I get home…  
Nevermind, I did find it, it was under the book in the dining room. smack head smiley. reference to darn kids/pet/spouse always moving things on me. It says here, "story/referrence from said book that is indeed vaguely similar to previous post.” Interesting, huh?

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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/205 "2005-06-11T05:38:10Z")

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A recipe.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/206 "2005-06-11T06:01:21Z")

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Notation that the recipe would be tastier if you doubled the third ingredient and added cardamom.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/207 "2005-06-11T09:38:21Z")

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Weather-related shrieks of horror. Power out. Computer not functioning. Cable and phone lines down. No way to post the current post. Whatever will one do?  
Appearance of post likely to confuse people who don’t grasp the fallacy.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/208 "2005-06-11T09:46:31Z")

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Attempt to frame previous post in context of circumcision. Reference to fake moon walk.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/209 "2005-06-11T12:44:36Z")

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Can I play?

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**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/210 "2005-06-11T13:22:16Z")

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Correction of a previous post, beginning with, “Sorry, but …” Excessive (i.e., any) use of the word, “methinks”.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/211 "2005-06-11T15:31:44Z")

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> [@racer72](#):
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> Can I play?

Notification of grave doubt.

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**Author:** ![The\_Unkempt\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Unkempt\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unkempt_One)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/212 "2005-06-11T15:46:10Z")

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Request for clarification, mistakenly assumes previous post makes veiled comment about the pope’s sexuality.

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**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/213 "2005-06-11T16:04:16Z")

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Random drive-by from n00b who has absolutely nothing to contribute, just like all his previous posts, but still craves attention from the big bad world out there.

…subsequently ignored by big bad world.

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**Author:** ![Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fromage\_A\_Trois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fromage_A_Trois)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/214 "2005-06-11T16:41:30Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> Off the wall response.

Quote of and attempted witty response to a throwaway comment made 4 pages ago that everyone else has since forgotten about, but poster saw it and just _had_ to say something.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/215 "2005-06-11T17:14:41Z")

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Somewhat clever title anagrams: \*\*Newd hater, Dawn there, Dan wet her, TN weather, Death wren, Heard Newt, The Warden, \*\*

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2005, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/216 "2005-06-12T04:05:33Z")

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[/[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320394](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320394)]Link to relevant anagram thread, with superfluous coding error. Poster will shortly return, regretting not previewing and repair coding error.

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**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/217 "2005-06-12T04:07:33Z")

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Lament about coding error in previous post.

[Fixed link.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=320394) (Carefully previewed.)

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/218 "2005-06-12T14:59:26Z")

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Pre-emptive capitulation prior to stating opinion.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2005, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/219 "2005-06-12T15:08:58Z")

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New arrival here! See my website!! Plenty of original “poetry” and “songs” for those with tastes that run toward Edgar A. Guest and Rod McKuen. Plenty of sappy photos of family and neighbors, most of whom need immediate dental care and memberships in Jenny Craig.

Here’s my email address. Write me and tell me all about yourself.

I may check back later to see if anybody notices me. Meanwhile, let me post this same info in response to some other thread that has no relation to anything in particular.

Once again here’s a link to my website!

I may post a new thread welcoming myself to SDMB and see if can’t get in 100 posts today!

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2005, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/220 "2005-06-12T15:30:49Z")

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> [@Biotop](#):
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> Somewhat clever title anagrams: \*\*Newd hater, Dawn there, Dan wet her, TN weather, Death wren, Heard Newt, The Warden, \*\*

Observation that **TN weather** is not true anagram of **New thread** , followed by suggestion that **ND weather** was certainly what **Biotop** meant to post.

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