# New Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 10, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722 "2005-06-10T11:00:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/221 "2005-06-12T15:46:51Z")

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Post in which I angrily denouce tangential remark in post that itself was only obliquely related to OP. Angry response from denounced party. Angry response to denounce party. Rinse, lather, repeat about 400 posts worth, with other parties joining in. OP is long forgotten, but thread is now 6 pages longer. (See “Does this board skew left?”)

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/222 "2005-06-12T17:32:20Z")

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> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
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> Utterly pointless Star Wars reference.

1000 character post on why Star Trek is the better series.

:bamf:

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/223 "2005-06-12T21:34:07Z")

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> [@Sternvogel](#):
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> Observation that **TN weather** is not true anagram of **New thread** , followed by suggestion that **ND weather** was certainly what **Biotop** meant to post.

Observation regarding anagram problem reluctantly noted with unabashed aver that **TN, we ad her** was actual typo. Additionally present **Wheat Nerd** as overlooked, but decent, continuum to theme.

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2005, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/224 "2005-06-13T12:10:04Z")

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In usual manner, poster does not post all weekend.  
Must catch up on 36 concurrent threads in the first 12 minutes of work Monday morning, while also making time for e-mail, e-bay, Google images of certain temptress actress spotted on late night TV over the weekend, and coffee and donuts. Very little time to construct a post containing any manner of coherence.  
Still working off hangover from Saturday night. As of yet, coffee ineffective.  
Preview is clearly not engaged.

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2005, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/225 "2005-06-13T14:34:21Z")

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Observation regarding the length of this thread. Praise for the ability of Dopers to think in the abstract. Joke about Dopers not having lives.

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/226 "2005-06-15T15:54:42Z")

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> [@Evil Captor](#):
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> Post in which I angrily denouce tangential remark in post that itself was only obliquely related to OP. Angry response from denounced party. \<snip\>

and so on.  
Hey! Are you reading my mind? 😉

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/227 "2005-06-15T17:45:24Z")

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Returning after several days away, determined not to be the one to bump the thread but determined to be in on the revivial. Like so many threads I started myself and hated to see die.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/228 "2005-06-15T18:01:59Z")

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Expression of shock that “you all are _still_ talking about this?”

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/229 "2005-06-15T18:18:23Z")

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Completely inapropriate **DNFtT**.

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/230 "2005-06-15T18:23:41Z")

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Bumping a thread from its 2 year hiatus to explain how Kierkegarde was correct to begin with.

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/231 "2005-06-16T16:58:56Z")

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Checks to see if anything clever was added in last few days. Dejection.  
\<emoticon depicting squinty eyed bucked toothed smiley\>

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/232 "2005-06-16T20:47:36Z")

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A plea that somebody think of the hamsters.

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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2005, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/233 "2005-06-16T21:36:03Z")

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Bosda posts to inform us all of his up to the minute whereabouts in case any admin/mod tries to contact him.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/234 "2005-06-24T21:09:21Z")

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Post about how such hard laughter is inappropriate for work/library/classroom.

Original Poster congratulates self on making Threadspotting.

Several posts about how not all Christians/Jews/gays/Bush supporters/Bush haters agree with previous posts.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/235 "2005-06-24T21:17:48Z")

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Admonition for bumping a thread that has so decidedly run its course.

Declaration that post will certainly kill thread, thereby guaranteeing several more posts.

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/236 "2005-06-24T21:20:25Z")

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> [@tor coolguy](#):
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> Quote which says something simular to what Scott said earlier, but better phrased.

**tor coolguy** , you said it better then I did, in post 100. Congrats!

😉

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**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/237 "2005-06-24T21:32:00Z")

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Incongruous and vitriolic condemnation of above poster’s logic and intelligence without quote of condemned post.

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**Author:** ![flight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbce88/32.png) [@flight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flight)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/238 "2005-06-24T21:33:47Z")

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Apology to insulted poster. Note that above post referred to earlier post. Lamentation at being last in a simulpost.

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**Author:** ![D505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5daacb/32.png) [@D505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D505)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/239 "2005-06-25T05:24:23Z")

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Posting to a Threadspotting thread in order to make your username seem hip.

Posting something lame because you don’t know beans about the topic, but wanted to post anyways.

Not wanting people to remember you as lame, you mention how much you love the SMDB and all the people here.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/240 "2005-06-25T06:00:32Z")

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Welcome to **D505**. Query as to meaning of his/her screen name, and whether **D505** is male or female. Arrival of initiation – er, _hospitality_ – committee. Much ensuing talk of robo-goats, calamari, trebuchets, and other assorted horrors.

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