# New Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 10, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722 "2005-06-10T11:00:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
**Page:** 14

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/261 "2005-06-28T02:08:43Z")

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Laughter. Inept written expression of sincere pride at inadvertently causing this thread. botched ascii smiley face

Bo

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/262 "2005-06-28T11:06:26Z")

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> [@Bippy the Beardless](#):
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> Pointing out that only the thread OP **Liberal** is allowed to request for the thread to be closed.

[Embedded](http://www.straightdope.com/) [links](http://www.straightdope.com/) [to](http://www.straightdope.com/) [examples](http://www.straightdope.com/) [of](http://www.straightdope.com/) [requests](http://www.straightdope.com/) [for](http://www.straightdope.com/) [thread](http://www.straightdope.com/) [closures](http://www.straightdope.com/) [that](http://www.straightdope.com/) [were](http://www.straightdope.com/) [ignored](http://www.straightdope.com/) [by](http://www.straightdope.com/) [mods](http://www.straightdope.com/).

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**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/263 "2005-06-28T11:12:14Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> Snappy and authoritative tap on the enter key.

Disdainful remark about how poster had a long and angry retort typed out, only to make judicious use of the backspace key and substitute succinct vulgarity.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/264 "2005-06-28T11:22:52Z")

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Mention of the Marianas Trench, without going to all the trouble of reading the whole thread to see if someone else said it already.

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**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/265 "2005-06-28T13:38:26Z")

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Out of the blue, a plea that a banned and long-forgotten Doper be reinstated because he or she “would have had so much to contribute” to a thread like this.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/266 "2005-06-28T14:21:45Z")

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Nothing but a link to a sound effect of a bodacious burp

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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/267 "2005-07-20T02:14:58Z")

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Smiles mischievously as he quotes from Karl Popper and imagines venerable posters from Panama to North Carolina going “Oh God - him again”.

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/268 "2005-07-20T02:42:47Z")

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Brings in the catnip and margaritas, tells the obligitory cat story, and leaves.

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**Author:** ![hildea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ebca7d/32.png) [@hildea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hildea)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/269 "2005-07-20T08:26:54Z")

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Claim that while subject in OP does indeed happen in Europe, it is a _problem_ only in US. Refer to **joazito** ’s post, taking as given that (s)he agrees with lots of specific claims which (s)he didn’t mention at all. Claim that it’s a **huge** problem in US, affecting all states, social classes, and aspects of society. (Appears to use Hollywood as main source of information about US.)

Describe how problem is solved in one specific, small European country, with lots of [cites](http://www.seriefokus.no/Illustrasjoner/intervjuene/haaland/larson2b.gif) in a language understood only by inhabitants of said country. Claims that US would to better to imitate small European country, while ignoring immense differences between small European country and US which makes it exceedingly likely that the solution described would be doomed to failure if implemented in US.

Snide comment about American attitude towards boobs on TV.

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