# New Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722 "2005-06-10T11:00:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/141 "2005-06-10T19:23:36Z")
IIRC, IANAL but my WAG (IMHO and FYI) this OP is DOA, although YMMV. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/142 "2005-06-10T19:24:17Z")
Apology for simulpost. And for triple-posting. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/143 "2005-06-10T19:24:41Z")
> [@JKellyMap](#): > > post quoting joke to point out that joke has been made earlier in thread post quoting post to post that post had been previously posted ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/144 "2005-06-10T19:24:58Z")
Pompous soliloquy explaining how every previous post contributes to an understanding of some recently unearthed apocryphal text in the Middle East (possibly near the site of the yet-to-be-located WMD stash) that proves that the world will end soon – date still being determined by reading chicken entrails. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/145 "2005-06-10T19:25:42Z")
apology for double post and simulpost and abuse of the word “post” head smack smiley ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/146 "2005-06-10T19:26:10Z")
Poster is chagrined that he accidentally refreshed the page while the reply box was open, but congratulates himself on the accidental timing of posting after poster is being chided for repeating an earlier post. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/147 "2005-06-10T19:29:07Z")
trollish post be soon to be banned sock containing insults, accusations, and insinuations about mother of specified poster last sentence in 1337 speak ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/148 "2005-06-10T19:29:38Z")
Batman…if he’s prepared. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/149 "2005-06-10T19:29:46Z")
ruinous spoiler ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/150 "2005-06-10T19:34:36Z")
Utterly pointless Star Wars reference. ---
**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/151 "2005-06-10T19:40:02Z")
Declaration by a guest that I won’t be registering. I’ll spend my $15 elsewhere, thankyouverymuch. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/152 "2005-06-10T19:43:17Z")
You are so going to hell for that one. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/153 "2005-06-10T19:44:48Z")
Points out amusing consecutive thread titles. ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/154 "2005-06-10T19:47:22Z")
Declaration that previous poster owes current poster a new keyboard, implying that previous poster’s comment was so hilarious that it caused current poster to spew unspecified beverage onto keyboard, thus ruining it. winking smiley. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/155 "2005-06-10T19:48:28Z")
Complaint about other poster’s post count padding. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/156 "2005-06-10T19:49:37Z")
> [@Rich Mann](#): > > Afterthought. Emoticon signifying laughter. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/157 "2005-06-10T19:51:36Z")
Obligatory ancient pun and/or joke. Disingenious “What?” ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/158 "2005-06-10T19:52:19Z")
Accusation of hypocrisy against complaint about other poster’s post count padding, as it is itself a thinly disguised attempt at post count padding, setting up infinite recursive loop of post count padding complaints. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/159 "2005-06-10T19:52:28Z")
(From Left Field) With no provocation and no detectable relationship to any previous comment (least of all the OP itself) poster details various foul-smelling and painful bodily growths and injuries. Fails to attach any TMI warnings and avoids spoilers. Appears to delight in causing massive wretching in others. Laughs uncontrollably – in color and all caps. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/160 "2005-06-10T19:52:38Z")
Insincere apology for previous bad pun/joke. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722.md?page=9)