# New Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722 "2005-06-10T11:00:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/161 "2005-06-10T19:54:39Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > (From Left Field) With no provocation and no detectable relationship to any previous comment (least of all the OP itself) poster details various foul-smelling and painful bodily growths and injuries. Fails to attach any TMI warnings and avoids spoilers. Appears to delight in causing massive wretching in others. > > Laughs uncontrollably – in color and all caps. eww … ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/162 "2005-06-10T19:59:38Z")
> [@h.sapiens](#): > > Post containing link to site only vaguely related to OP. Warning that link is to a 12 MB PDF, which may not be work-safe, launches many annoying pop-ups, and which may infect user’s computer with insidious malware. Generic gloating that said pop-ups and malware will not affect his system as he is running on a Mac… lament and anger over some meaningless mineutia at Apple… ---
**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/163 "2005-06-10T20:01:12Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > (From Left Field) With no provocation and no detectable relationship to any previous comment (least of all the OP itself) poster details various foul-smelling and painful bodily growths and injuries. Fails to attach any TMI warnings and avoids spoilers. Appears to delight in causing massive wretching in others. > > Laughs uncontrollably – in color and all caps. Warning from mod that this comes dangerously close to requesting medical advice; reminder that this is not allowed. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/164 "2005-06-10T20:02:50Z")
Proof that Pepsi tastes better than Coke: 1. ❤ P -\> ♣ C _Law of Mud_ 2. ♣ C \>- Ω P(C) _Right of Passage_ 3. 😛 \<-\>-\<-\> ۞ _Sensible Principle_ 4. ~C~P~♥~♣ _Identity Entity_ 5. ●●●●●C​:heart:❤❤❤❤ _Krelboyne Postulate_ 6. ~C _Fickle Finger of Fate_ 7. P _Cuey Dee_ ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/165 "2005-06-10T20:05:43Z")
Disingenuous request of **Liberal** to share what he’s smoking. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Surb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Surb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Surb)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/166 "2005-06-10T20:11:53Z")
::Pulls up a dog because I don’t have a chair in this fight:: I just stopped by to say… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/167 "2005-06-10T20:15:44Z")
Bathetic plea for ruminations about the immature offspring. ---
**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/168 "2005-06-10T20:16:41Z")
Lament that no one is hitting on me. ---
**Author:** ![Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoodoo_Ulove)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/169 "2005-06-10T20:18:59Z")
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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/170 "2005-06-10T20:20:22Z")
Witty response to possible troll in which the term troll is not used but the intent to accuse the alleged troller of trolling is blindingly obvious even to the most obtuse persons. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/171 "2005-06-10T20:20:24Z")
Echo lament, with amusing self deluded aside that at 290 pounds, there’s more of this poster to love, and more to go around. Anticipate 'Ew." ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/172 "2005-06-10T20:20:45Z")
Echo lament, with amusing self deluded aside that at 290 pounds, there’s more of this poster to love, and more to go around. Anticipate 'Ew." ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/173 "2005-06-10T20:26:15Z")
A scatalogical and profane exposition of free-floating paranoia, indicting every institution in modern civilization. Wild-eyed ranting and keyboard-banging hysteria. Followed by a meek appeal for acceptance by fellow Dopers. And a few tears. And a smiley. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/174 "2005-06-10T20:26:36Z")
Obligatory naming this the “best thread evah” due to quantity of posts, not quality. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Unkempt\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Unkempt\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unkempt_One)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/175 "2005-06-10T20:35:37Z")
I, for one, welcome a gratuitous _Simpsons_ quote. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/176 "2005-06-10T20:35:39Z")
> [@](#): > > Obligatory naming this the “best thread evah” due to quantity of posts, not quality. Previous post quoted in it’s entirety despite it being previous post and largely irrevalent. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/177 "2005-06-10T20:38:22Z")
Woo Hoo, my 372nd post! ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/178 "2005-06-10T20:38:36Z")
> [@h.sapiens](#): > > Declaration that previous poster owes current poster a new keyboard, implying that previous poster’s comment was so hilarious that it caused current poster to spew unspecified beverage onto keyboard, thus ruining it. winking smiley. Newbie wonders how the poster was able to complete the post if his keyboard was ruined. Asks technical question regarding the electronic workings of a keyboard. Newbie sincerely apologises for high-jack. A whooooshing sound is heard. ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/179 "2005-06-10T20:41:35Z")
Inevitable link to Classic Straight Dope column on relevant topic, in which Cecil Adams is referred to as “The Master” or “Unca Cece”, showing poster’s familiarity with said reclusive genius. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722/180 "2005-06-10T20:44:27Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > post quoting post to post that post had been previously posted Ah, it’s a post quoting post to post that post had been previously posted [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-thread/307722.md?page=10)