# New titles for Enterprise **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 8, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-titles-for-enterprise/135891 "2002-11-08T15:35:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-titles-for-enterprise/135891/1 "2002-11-08T15:35:30Z")
Star Trek: The Search for the Missing Post? _cough_ Actually, given my local UPN affiliated “Preempted by Basketball” would be a great title… ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2002, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-titles-for-enterprise/135891/2 "2002-11-08T15:38:21Z")
I hear that “Lost in Space” isn’t being used any more… ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-titles-for-enterprise/135891/3 "2002-11-08T17:43:40Z")
Star Trek: Look! We have great bodies! And Vaseline! (shh, if we don’t tell them about the one-sided characters and tiresome plots, they won’t notice. Audiences are so easily distracted by skin!) Kn(I know I am…)ckers ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-titles-for-enterprise/135891/4 "2002-11-08T17:50:27Z")
Shit… ahem. Inspired by Elf6c. My First Officer, The Vulcan. Leave It To T’Pol. Southprise. I Love T’Pol. (Hey, Desilu, Paramount) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-titles-for-enterprise/135891/5 "2002-11-08T17:56:01Z")
Ha! I **knew** I didn’t screw up! Oh. Er, you guys went to the wrong thread. It was a test. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=143293](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=143293) ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2002, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-titles-for-enterprise/135891/6 "2002-11-08T18:40:37Z")
Sneaky \*\* plant \*\*… always tricking us. I fail all the tests! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-titles-for-enterprise/135891/7 "2002-11-08T18:45:03Z")
so which thread do I post in? aaaaaoooooaaaaaaooooooaaaa (holding my head and writhing around) New Title : **This Old Ship** Norm and Steve try to fix up the Enterprise while keeping up with the local (always changing) building codes New Title: **The Real Enterprise** see what happens when seven actors are thrown together in a hostile alien environment, told to stop acting and get real ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-titles-for-enterprise/135891/8 "2002-11-08T19:21:16Z")
How about the new show **Trip** , where Trip moves to Qo’noS to become a Radio Talk show Psychiatrist host, and has to deal with Klingon honor, his ex-wife, his brother, and his retired Space cop father. To boost ratings, new neighbors Sherman Hemsley and Yakov Shmirnoff join the cast! Saturday nights at 8 on UPN, all Star Trek, all the time! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2002, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-titles-for-enterprise/135891/9 "2002-11-08T19:27:50Z")
One of these is enough, dontcha think, **carny**? TWEET! Everybody out of THIS pool and into the other one!