# New trump rumor sucks **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 16, 2025, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890 "2025-11-16T03:00:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2025, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/21 "2025-11-16T23:56:53Z")
Mark Epstein says Bubba isn’t Clinton, for whatever that’s worth. > **[Jeffrey Epstein's brother stuns with response to email about Trump sex act...](https://www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epstein-2674299704/)** > > Mark Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein’s brother, issued a statement Saturday addressing the uproar sparked by the release of a 2018 email exchange in which he appeared to suggest that President Donald Trump had engaged in sexual acts with someone identified... ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/22 "2025-11-17T01:26:20Z")
> [@OldOlds](#): > > > [@Cervaise](#): > > > > Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. > > I hadn’t thought about that. He should totally say “Well, we were pretty drunk, and well, I don’t want to go into it, but yes, he blew me” > > I don’t care that it’s almost certainly a lie. I think he should, in the exact same tone and cadence that he used 26 years ago, say “I did not have sexual relations with that man” ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/23 "2025-11-17T01:36:28Z")
Beats me to the _bon mote_ by a mere 9 minutes. 🙃 ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/24 "2025-11-17T01:37:22Z")
> [@Babale](#): > > I think he should, in the exact same tone and cadence that he used 26 years ago, say “I did not have sexual relations with that man” Balls to you, Sir. ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/25 "2025-11-17T02:10:21Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Mark Epstein says Bubba isn’t Clinton, for whatever that’s worth. Things Mark Epstein could have said but didn’t: It was a joke There is no Bubba There is no video He did say that it was “part of a humorous exchange between brothers” but that’s not quite the same thing… ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/26 "2025-11-17T03:11:42Z")
This may be what Trump was afraid of. He may not care who knows about his non-consensual sex with adult women, or with girls, but him having a homosexual encounter is not something he wants anyone to know about. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/27 "2025-11-17T03:24:25Z")
Maybe they’ll say it was a misspelling for blowing bubbles. Good clean fun. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/28 "2025-11-17T03:26:36Z")
> [@Johanna](#): > > Maybe they’ll say it was a misspelling for blowing bubbles. As the late Amazing Johnathan once said; “Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well, he’s back in town and he wants your number.” ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/29 "2025-11-17T10:10:02Z")
And in today’s news, trump now loudly claims to want all the files released. A surprising reversal. If real. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/30 "2025-11-17T10:27:15Z")
As I alluded to in another thread: “Of course I want the files released. I’ve always wanted the files released. And we have always been at war with Eastasia!” I suppose I should add, “Thank you for your attention to this matter,” but that might be overdoing it. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/31 "2025-11-17T10:28:59Z")
> [@Velocity](#): > > Yeah, everything we know about Trump suggests he’s 100% heterosexual to the core. He may be disgusting and a creep, but he’s a _straight_ creep. Clinton doesn’t seem gay or bi either. It doesn’t have to be gay, per se. It could be a dominance thing. ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/32 "2025-11-17T10:35:17Z")
> [@Velocity](#): > > Yeah, everything we know about Trump suggests he’s 100% heterosexual to the core. He may be disgusting and a creep, but he’s a _straight_ creep. Clinton doesn’t seem gay or bi either. It doesn’t matter. Neither of them would’ve asked or done it because they were attracted to each other. It would’ve been about power, domination, and humilitation. When you’re one of the world’s most powerful/famous/richest people, material things don’t matter so much anymore,and some people would want to show their power by dominating other powerful people. I have no idea if it happened or not, but it’s plausible, and even if both are straight that’s not really something that disproves it. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/33 "2025-11-17T12:50:49Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > It doesn’t have to be gay, per se. It could be a dominance thing. Except giving oral to someone who is ostensibly your equal (or at that time, even superior) is the last way in which I would think that that would manifest. As opposed to receiving, or someone underage, or sexualized bullying that doesn’t involve actual sex. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/34 "2025-11-17T12:57:39Z")
I could see rich guys like them playing a betting game of some sort where such an act might be suggested in a joking way and then it turns into something else, but I also heard Maxwell had a horse named Bubba. I think that was a joke. I hope it was. Maybe trump thinks it won’t hurt him after all. He’s gotten away with so much. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/35 "2025-11-17T13:04:12Z")
Saturday Night Live recently released rather damning evidence that the alleged Trump/Clinton encounter _may very well have_ happened (app. 30s)🙂 [**YouTube video – should be queued up**](https://youtu.be/SesRWE02PIU?t=216) ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/36 "2025-11-17T13:04:19Z")
Maybe his corrupt flunkies at DOJ have finally succeeded in scrubbing all the references to trump’s involvement from the files. So when they realease “all” of them, it’ll be the specially vetted “all” ---
**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/37 "2025-11-17T13:13:55Z")
Best piece of art to have come out of this saga (putting it under a 2 click rule out of an abundance of caution, some profanity). [Big Beautiful Bill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StCO7h74ybU) ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/38 "2025-11-17T13:35:27Z")
> [@Johanna](#): > > Maybe they’ll say it was a misspelling for blowing bubbles. Good clean fun. "Come play golf at Mar-A-Lago ! Our state of the art course features a ball washer at every hole. It’s perfect for experienced players as well as youngsters just getting into the game… " ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/39 "2025-11-17T13:47:08Z")
This reminds me of a John Laroquette interview where he describes a “hypothetical” situation of waking up next to a man and asking “Did we have a homosexual encounter?” and the man replying “Liberace has homosexual encounters. You just sucked my cock.” ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/40 "2025-11-17T14:00:28Z")
This belongs on SNL, which was brutal on this weeks show.. I think that might be why trump is yelling to take NBC off the air. I love Donica Lewinski. So good. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890.md?page=3)