# New trump rumor sucks **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 16, 2025, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890 "2025-11-16T03:00:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2025, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/41 "2025-11-17T19:29:57Z")
I think the ultimate schadenfreude would be if some piece of complete and absolute fabricated bullshit was to be what finally does in his political career. Also, I feel like Bill Clinton has an opportunity to take one for the team and come out saying that yes, Trump did what he’s accused of, and that he’s highly skilled. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2025, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/42 "2025-11-18T05:58:53Z")
> [@bump](#): > > …some piece of complete and absolute fabricated bullshit… Like, his entire life history? ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2025, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/43 "2025-11-19T16:32:19Z")
Hah. What I meant is that it would be deliciously ironic if some piece of complete nonsense that was fabricated by someone else, or someone else’s outright lie is what actually sticks and ends his political career. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2025, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/44 "2025-11-19T19:41:26Z")
Not that I would contribute to spreading rumors–but I saw/hear on the interwebs that “Bubba” is actually the nickname of the son of some Russian oil oligarch. Now remember many years ago when Eric Trump told some golf reporter that the Trump Org. gets all it’s money from Russia? Maybe Trump had to suck the dick of the oligarch’s son to get the loan and Putin has the film: “Suck my son’s dick and I’ll give you a billion dollars.” Would Trump do it? Would the MAGAs support Trump as a literal cocksucker and not just a figurative one? Might be the answer to why Trump has never said anything negative about Putin and acts like such a cuck towards him. Not that I want to spread any untrue rumors on the internet, even if they make sense. Nosiree. Not me. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/45 "2025-11-19T19:47:24Z")
Maybe a _Texan_ oil oligarch? > **[Who is C.R. 'Bubba' Saulsbury Jr., how is he linked to Donald Trump? All...](https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/who-is-c-r-bubba-saulsbury-jr-how-is-he-linked-to-donald-trump-all-about-saulsbury-industries-director-101763319183450.html)** > > Charles 'Bubba' Saulsbury Jr. is the eldest son of Charles 'Dick' Saulsbury Sr., founder of the oil and gas conglomerate Saulsbury Industries in Odessa, Texas.  I make no claims whatsoever to any legitimate bearing on the story at hand … er … mouth … er … before us. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2025, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/46 "2025-11-19T19:58:19Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > Maybe a _Texan_ oil oligarch? Odessa? Isn’t that a city in what is, according to Putin, Russia? Close enough to make it _feel_ true to me. Maybe Trump is sucking multiple oil tycoon-related dicks for money! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2025, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/47 "2025-11-19T19:59:13Z")
> [@bump](#): > > I think the ultimate schadenfreude would be if some piece of complete and absolute fabricated bullshit was to be what finally does in his political career. > > Also, I feel like Bill Clinton has an opportunity to take one for the team and come out saying that yes, Trump did what he’s accused of, and that he’s highly skilled. There’s a fake tweet from Monica Lewinsky that says: > [@](#): > > I’m willing to take one for team and give Trump a blowjob in the oval office. Apparently that’s the only thing that can convince Republicans to impeach. ---
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2025, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/48 "2025-11-20T17:20:32Z")
I hope it wasn’t at the Dope, since I’d be repeating something said here, but I heard this the other day: Clinton gave Trump his first taste of the presidency. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2025, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/49 "2025-11-20T17:22:31Z")
Colbert said something like, “he got a taste for politics”. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/50 "2025-11-21T14:32:06Z")
> [@OldOlds](#): > > Clinton gave Trump his first taste of the presidency. Trump, who has a history of talking about the size of guys’ dicks ([for example, Arnold Palmer](https://chicago.suntimes.com/columnists/2024/10/20/arnold-palmer-penis-donald-trump-rally-pennsylvania-2024-election)), does keep bragging about his “Big Beautiful Bill”. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/51 "2025-11-21T14:40:18Z")
I saw something online - can’t be sure where - that said that “blowing bubba” might be a term for using cocaine. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/52 "2025-11-21T20:02:10Z")
As far as I can tell, the rumor that “bubba” means “cocaine” didn’t spring up until recently; basically made up specifically for this particular incident. So, it seems unlikely. However, there is a strain of marijuana called “[Bubba Kush](https://www.cannaconnection.com/strains/bubba-kush)”, a pretty well-known strain. I’ve never heard of anyone “blowing weed”, but maybe it was a term used simply for alliteration. That seems the most plausible drug reference, as “bubba” doesn’t seem to be a common slang term for any other kind of drug. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/53 "2025-11-21T20:19:59Z")
The way trump was all handsy and giddy with that Saudi asshole the other day leads me to think that’s our Bubba. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/54 "2025-11-21T20:20:06Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > As far as I can tell, the rumor that “bubba” means “cocaine” didn’t spring up until recently; basically made up specifically for this particular incident. So, it seems unlikely. My other thought was that the joke between the brothers was a reference to the ability or propensity for governments to create deep fakes (even before AI took off). So, the comment is basically asking if Putin has fabricated photos of Trump giving a blowjob, in the same sense that Epstein had a painting showing Bill Clinton wearing a dress. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/55 "2025-11-21T20:20:36Z")
> [@Moriarty](#): > > So, the comment is basically asking if Putin has fabricated photos of Trump giving a blowjob, in the same sense that Epstein had a painting showing Bill Clinton wearing a dress. That’s is _extremely_ plausible. ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2025, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/56 "2025-11-21T21:24:18Z")
> [@Moriarty](#): > > My other thought was that the joke between the brothers was a reference to the ability or propensity for governments to create deep fakes (even before AI took off). > > So, the comment is basically asking if Putin has fabricated photos of Trump giving a blowjob, in the same sense that Epstein had a painting showing Bill Clinton wearing a dress. I thought something very similar. Photoshop has been around for a long time and I’m sure it has been used to put every politician in every kind of undignified situation anyone can imagine. Having said that, the idea of Trump doing cocaine doesn’t seem too far-fetched although we can tell that in these latter days the sleepy MF isn’t doing it anymore. Which is too bad because you can probably get Colombian puro at the White House Pharmacy as long as you tell them it’s for a friend. ---
**Author:** ![BlueOhio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@BlueOhio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueOhio)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/57 "2025-12-01T13:42:24Z")
I heard that term (“Blowing pot” specifically) on a Dragnet episode circa 1969, fwiw. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/58 "2025-12-01T13:44:44Z")
Joe Friday was hip to the jive. ---
**Author:** ![BlueOhio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/439d5e/32.png) [@BlueOhio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueOhio)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/59 "2025-12-01T13:52:33Z")
You know what, it was Gannon who said it - maybe one of his boys was blowing pot. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2025, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/60 "2025-12-01T14:13:51Z")
When you see Joe Friday letting his hair down in **Sunset Boulevard** it’s easy to imagine him blowing the pot 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890.md?page=4)