# New trump rumor sucks

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 16, 2025, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890 "2025-11-16T03:00:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Ancient\_Nerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Ancient\_Nerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ancient_Nerd)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2025, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/61 "2025-12-22T09:23:48Z")

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> When you see Joe Friday letting his hair down

Didn’t he have a crew cut?

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2025, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/62 "2025-12-22T13:43:52Z")

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He was a beatnik before he was a cop.

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**Author:** ![MarkF2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5ac83/32.png) [@MarkF2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkF2004)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-trump-rumor-sucks/1024890/63 "2025-12-23T12:13:04Z")

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Michael Jackson _was_ present, maybe he took the monkey..?

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