# New \[XKCD\] Map of the Internet!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 6, 2010, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222 "2010-10-06T05:29:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/21 "2010-10-06T12:36:50Z")

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The SDMB is apparently so small on that map we don’t even merit a mention. Even the measly, barely there [datalounge forum](http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html#page:listThreads,all,byLastPostDate,1) dwarfs us.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/22 "2010-10-06T12:52:26Z")

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On [www.bigboards.com](http://www.bigboards.com) we rank # 422 in members and 60th in # of posts.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/23 "2010-10-06T13:09:16Z")

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It’s interesting to compare it to [his first one](http://xkcd.com/256/). An amazing amount has changed in 3-1/2 years.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/24 "2010-10-06T13:33:15Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> It’s interesting to compare it to [his first one](http://xkcd.com/256/). An amazing amount has changed in 3-1/2 years.

Do remember that that one is based on membership, not usage as the new one is.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/25 "2010-10-06T13:35:37Z")

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> [@don\_t\_ask](#):
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> > [@fusoya](#):
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> > Is Farmville REALLY taking up that much of the Internet??? That may be the saddest thing about the state of the world today.
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> A middle-aged woman who sits near me at work is obsessed with Farmville. I suffered hundreds of hours listening to her phone people to get them to do Farmville stuff for her during the day. Thank God she bought herself an iPhone so she could look after her “farm” while at work. From what I overheard it sounds very, very silly.

Do they have Petville on the iPhone? Because my parents are obsessed with that. My dad also likes racing games (like Mafia, but no killing), while my mom likes her little Happy Aquarium.

I, on the other hand, avoid all Facebook games, except that I let them create an pet for me in Petville to give them a new neighbor. But they handle it entirely.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/26 "2010-10-06T14:23:32Z")

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I liked my thread title better. I didn’t see “XKCD” on the front page anywhere, so I started the thread myself.

> **[XKCD: "Online Communities 2" \[closed duplicate thread\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=580898)**
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> new map new map I found LiveJournal & OKCupid, but I don’t think the SDMB or webcomic fora–some of the sorts of forums I’m most long familiar with–made the list.

Merge? Oh well, here’s what I posted:

new map new map

> **[Online Communities 2](https://xkcd.com/802/)**
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> Best trivia I learned while working on this: 'Man, Farmville is so huge! Do you realize it's the second-biggest browser-based social-networking-centered farming game in the WORLD?' Then you wait for the listener to do a double-take.

I found LiveJournal & OKCupid, but I don’t think the SDMB or webcomic fora–some of the sorts of forums I’m most long familiar with–made the list.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/27 "2010-10-06T14:44:01Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> The SDMB is apparently so small on that map we don’t even merit a mention. Even the measly, barely there [datalounge forum](http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html#page:listThreads,all,byLastPostDate,1) dwarfs us.

It’s not that we’re so small, it’s that the internet is so very, very big.

Also, what the hell is Farmville?

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**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/28 "2010-10-06T15:50:38Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> On [www.bigboards.com](http://www.bigboards.com) we rank # 422 in members and 60th in # of posts.

That would be [http://www.big-boards.com](http://www.big-boards.com) , unless you’re talking about how we rank in sales of dry-erase markers.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/29 "2010-10-06T15:58:05Z")

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> [@ITR\_champion](#):
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> > [@astro](#):
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> > On [www.bigboards.com](http://www.bigboards.com) we rank # 422 in members and 60th in # of posts.
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> That would be [http://www.big-boards.com](http://www.big-boards.com) , unless you’re talking about how we rank in sales of dry-erase markers.

We’re the kings of Dry Erase!

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/30 "2010-10-06T16:07:44Z")

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Even in expanded view it was hard for me to read some of the smaller print. Is there a Lost Valley (or (Island) of dialup BBS users, or has that vanished from the ken of man altogether? (or would that be part of the Charred Wasteland of Abandoned Social Networks?)

ETA: duh, that wouldn’t be the Internet :smack:

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/31 "2010-10-06T16:10:04Z")

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I really wish he put a little dot in the middle of MySpace and labeled it “Tom”.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/32 "2010-10-06T16:10:16Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> > [@astro](#):
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> > The SDMB is apparently so small on that map we don’t even merit a mention. Even the measly, barely there [datalounge forum](http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html#page:listThreads,all,byLastPostDate,1) dwarfs us.
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> It’s not that we’re so small, it’s that the internet is so very, very big.

I think the SDMB should get added weight for longevity. This site has been continuously active for over ten years - that’s like a couple of centuries in internet time.

> [@Alessan](#):
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> Also, what the hell is Farmville?

Short story - it’s a free online game where people can manage simulated farms.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/33 "2010-10-06T16:27:12Z")

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> [@ITR\_champion](#):
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> > [@astro](#):
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> > On [www.bigboards.com](http://www.bigboards.com) we rank # 422 in members and 60th in # of posts.
> 
> That would be [http://www.big-boards.com](http://www.big-boards.com) , unless you’re talking about how we rank in sales of dry-erase markers.

Hey - I made my quota. Get off my back, already.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/34 "2010-10-06T16:29:21Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> I really wish he put a little dot in the middle of MySpace and labeled it “Tom”.

I do like the big lava lake in Facebook with the tiny island in the middle labeled “Privacy Controls”, though.

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**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/35 "2010-10-06T17:10:12Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Great map, but I have to ask… where’s all the porn?

Maybe near “Grass Mud Horse” Bay?

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**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/36 "2010-10-06T17:37:38Z")

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Awww…

No Lord of the Rings Online or Star Trek Online on MMO isle. ☹

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/37 "2010-10-06T18:08:11Z")

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I’ve known for a while that we’re not all that, but I was surprised at the lack of /.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/38 "2010-10-06T18:15:08Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I’ve known for a while that we’re not all that, but I was surprised at the lack of /.

/. is right in between Reddit, Digg and StumbleUpon.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/39 "2010-10-06T18:27:26Z")

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I haven’t kept up with the news blogs, but I think folks fled /. for Digg, and are now fleeing Digg for Reddit (hence the lifeboats).

My favorite part of the map is the little invasion fleet coming out of Google Talk and heading for Skype. It’s so tiny and yet so ominous.

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**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/40 "2010-10-06T18:29:12Z")

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Along the left edge, bottom third, is an island that is the exact shape of Celebes (now Sulawesi).

Whsat word is printed in there? It’s too small for me to make out…

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