# New \[XKCD\] Map of the Internet!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 6, 2010, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222 "2010-10-06T05:29:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/61 "2010-10-07T01:50:24Z")

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Love that Maru Gulf got it’s own spot on the Youtube continent. Oh, and Gondolin.

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**Author:** ![GilaB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@GilaB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GilaB)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/62 "2010-10-07T01:55:17Z")

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> [@Omniscient](#):
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> Can anyone explain what the stuff behind the “Great Firewall” is? I know China is feisty with the internet and all but I don’t get all the references on the map behind that line and I’m a little stumped why Happy Farm is straddling it.

I don’t know much about the Chinese Internet, but the [Grass Mud Horse](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grass_Mud_Horse) is a homophone (sort of, I’m not sure what the Chinese tonal equivalent is) for something profane. For a while, it slipped past the automatic censors, and references to it were a commentary on Chinese Internet censorship.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/63 "2010-10-07T02:48:29Z")

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nm

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/64 "2010-10-07T02:57:36Z")

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> [@GilaB](#):
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> > [@Omniscient](#):
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> > Can anyone explain what the stuff behind the “Great Firewall” is? I know China is feisty with the internet and all but I don’t get all the references on the map behind that line and I’m a little stumped why Happy Farm is straddling it.
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> I don’t know much about the Chinese Internet, but the [Grass Mud Horse](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grass_Mud_Horse) is a homophone (sort of, I’m not sure what the Chinese tonal equivalent is) for something profane. For a while, it slipped past the automatic censors, and references to it were a commentary on Chinese Internet censorship.

Looks like the Wiki page you linked clears up quite a bit of it. Grass Mud Horse, Ma Le Ge Bi and the River Crabs all seem to stem from the same meme.

[Baidu Baike](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baidu_Baike) and [Hudong](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hudong) both are elucidated by Wiki as Wiki’s themselves with commenting functionality.

[Jia Junpeng](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jia_Junpeng) also is somewhat clarified on Wiki but I’m not sure I really get it. Obviously it was a lot of traffic though.

QQ is basically the Chinese AIM on steroids, and Happy Farm is the Chinese Farmville and attached to QQ.

You learn something new every day!

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/65 "2010-10-07T03:25:41Z")

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> [@Iggins](#):
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> I laughed that /b/ made up the balls of 4chan island.

> [@Shalmanese](#):
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> 4chan is shaped like a penis.

- shooting an archipelago of jizz!

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/66 "2010-10-07T03:53:53Z")

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The man sacrificed _goats_ when researching these stats. Are we SURE he’s not a Doper? 😃

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/67 "2010-10-07T04:57:37Z")

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> [@suranyi](#):
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> > [@astro](#):
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> > On [www.bigboards.com](http://www.bigboards.com) we rank # 422 in members and 60th in # of posts.
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> And yet it’s the only online community in which I participate regularly.
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> I am so unconnected.

Clearly the map does not indicate “Amount of Time-That-You-Can’t-Afford-To-Waste that you waste anyway”.

This place’d be huge…

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2010, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/68 "2010-10-07T05:54:22Z")

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Anyone remember NationStates? And the Sea of Cecil? It was near Farkistan.

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**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-xkcd-map-of-the-internet/556222/69 "2010-10-09T17:45:08Z")

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Hmm…the tiny region of “Attractive Myspace Pages” apparently no longer exists.

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