# New Year cheesecake

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-cheesecake/708636>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 31, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-cheesecake/708636 "2014-12-31T19:36:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-cheesecake/708636/1 "2014-12-31T19:36:04Z")

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Or, as Spike would say, “Pictures of some bint in a shiny metal swimsuit.”

[Probably](http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd69/brujaja/2457F35A00000578-2892459-image-m-78_1420030656516_zps3e8c886d.jpg) [vaguely](http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd69/brujaja/2457F0AF00000578-2892459-image-m-79_1420030665816_zps012a4685.jpg) [NSFW.](http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd69/brujaja/2457F36300000578-2892459-image-m-85_1420030762378_zps082ad2ba.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-cheesecake/708636/2 "2015-01-01T17:18:34Z")

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I’m actually kind of disappointed that you’re not referring to, you know, a recipe for cheesecake or something. What’s wrong with me?

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**Author:** ![davida03801](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5e925/32.png) [@davida03801](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davida03801)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-cheesecake/708636/3 "2015-01-01T19:04:03Z")

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I also missed the other meaning of cheesecake.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-cheesecake/708636/4 "2015-01-01T19:16:14Z")

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> [@Snooooopy](#):
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> I’m actually kind of disappointed that you’re not referring to, you know, a recipe for cheesecake or something. What’s wrong with me?

I would have preferred a tart.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-cheesecake/708636/5 "2015-01-01T19:38:29Z")

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Not sure if I’m playing this game right:  
[Cheesecakes gone wild.](http://skillcrush.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/eat-cheesecake-2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-cheesecake/708636/6 "2015-01-01T21:12:06Z")

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Sad to say, I know who that is. Maitland Ward. Of _Boy Meets World_.

She sort of dropped out of show business for a while and is now trying to get back in. Somehow this involves showing up places wearing revealing clothing.

Still no IMDb listings since 2007. Time for Plan B.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-cheesecake/708636/7 "2015-01-01T21:53:32Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> I would have preferred a tart.

Then this will make you [Pop](http://www.kelloggs.com/en_US/PopTarts.html)

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**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2015, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-cheesecake/708636/8 "2015-01-02T06:42:32Z")

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Disappointing thread. I showed up expecting something I would enjoy eating.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2015, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-cheesecake/708636/9 "2015-01-02T07:02:15Z")

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> [@Snooooopy](#):
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> I’m actually kind of disappointed that you’re not referring to, you know, a recipe for cheesecake or something. What’s wrong with me?

+1

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2015, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-cheesecake/708636/10 "2015-01-02T07:11:33Z")

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That looks like that would chafe. BADLY.
