# New Year, Old Crap **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2021, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-old-crap/929439 "2021-01-01T14:34:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dinoguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@Dinoguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinoguy)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-old-crap/929439/1 "2021-01-01T14:34:59Z")
New Year, Old Crap by Dinoguy . All cranked up to fail, everyone needs a new buzz. Straining at the latest pestilence, the children of the damned march to the last valley, where a wall of human bones bleaches in the blood-red sun. A cold wind whistles through the shifting dunes, but no one listens. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-old-crap/929439/2 "2021-01-01T14:39:52Z")
I’m no fool, no siree! I wanna live to be a hundred and three! I play it safe for you and me 'cause I’m no fool. (Best I could do on short notice.) ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-old-crap/929439/3 "2021-01-01T17:10:38Z")
Vaccines destroyed Son watching Prageru I’m already pining for 2022 Shall we rejoice, Or mourn, Success or hate? Fear the future, thats new for me. Old Gaurd returns Hand in hand with the New, Three weeks left to poison the stew