# New Year Resolutions
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-resolutions/12226
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 8, 1999, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-resolutions/12226 "1999-12-08T19:01:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)
#### Post date: [December 10, 1999, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-resolutions/12226/21 "1999-12-10T04:14:00Z")
Resolution? Whatever for? I like myself just fine the way I am thank you. As a matter of fact I think it’s high time people started changing to suit my needs… 🙂
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### Author:  [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)
#### Post date: [December 10, 1999, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-resolutions/12226/22 "1999-12-10T13:26:00Z")
I quit smoking on the Great Smokeout, so now I guess I will need to resolve to complete more artistic projects than I did this year.
For some reason, the last half of last year and all of this year I have been in a funk as far as artistic enjoyment. Perhaps '00 will treat me better.
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-resolutions/12226/23 "1999-12-23T01:33:00Z")
Keep the house clean. Lose weight.
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### Author:  [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-resolutions/12226/24 "1999-12-23T02:21:00Z")
To never, ever utter the letter/number combo Y2K again.
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“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
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### Author:  [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-resolutions/12226/25 "1999-12-23T03:19:00Z")
My New Year’s Resolution is 1024x768, True Color.
Ba-doom, ksssssh! I’ll be here all week! Tip your waitstaff!
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-resolutions/12226/26 "1999-12-23T03:28:00Z")
**Byz** and **Ayesha** , good for y’all!
If you need any _quit smoking_ advice, strategy, or moral support, I’m there for ya.
As one who has quit several addictive substances, I can tell you that cigarettes rank up there with injectable cocaine. It is no walk in the park, but it is **very** worth it. 🙂
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-resolutions/12226/27 "1999-12-23T03:35:00Z")
Oh, and my resolutions?
1. Lose the 15 lbs. I’ve gained eating all this holiday garbage.
2. Cut back on the only drug I still cling to: caffeine. If I can get it back down to 4 cups a day, I’ll be happy.
3. Going back to grad school January 12.
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### Author:  [@GOD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GOD)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-resolutions/12226/28 "1999-12-23T03:41:00Z")
1. release the 4 horsemen
2. flood the moon with blood
3. yank the chosen few up here
4. no-time-outs final rematch with Satan _(I’m gonna wear that belt this time! For eternity!)_
5. light the fireworks
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### Author:  [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-year-resolutions/12226/29 "1999-12-23T10:08:00Z")
Good God, God! You are in a very, VERY dark mood… do you need to talk? 😉
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