# New York SDMB Meeeting Minutes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 19, 1999, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660 "1999-10-19T14:38:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660/61 "1999-10-21T05:08:00Z")
Well, a thread that goes from “sexual prowess” to “sources for sausage” can certainly be said to have gone from bed to wurst. 🙂 ::: ducking ::: ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660/62 "1999-10-21T05:13:00Z")
Actually, considering Unclebeer’s poetry, shouldn’t we say, “from bed to verse”? :: ducking as well :: ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 1999, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660/63 "1999-10-20T20:27:00Z")
Actually Unclebeer’s is the wurst poetry I have ever seen. If at wurst you don’t succeed try the bed again. Unclebeer, If at verse you don’t succeed try a beer again. I am not very good at this stuff. Jeffery p.s. I shall not duck. Hit me with what ever cyber stuff you can. ---
**Author:** ![omniscientnot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a5b964/32.png) [@omniscientnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omniscientnot)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 1999, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660/64 "1999-10-20T20:51:00Z")
I’m simply dazzled by so much wit. I’m literarily stunned. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 1999, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660/65 "1999-10-20T20:53:00Z")
Did we talk about Omniscientnot’s spelling at the RVR? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 1999, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660/66 "1999-10-20T20:57:00Z")
Let’s see if I can hijack this thread to Ohio. I think we are about the the NY state line. * * * “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - _Humphrey Bogart_ ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 1999, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660/67 "1999-10-20T21:07:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh, great folks, now the Lion is freaked out about trying to meet the Houston posters. He figures if he may have been bashed by a bunch of New Yorkers he won’t stand a chance here at home. ## Awww come ON. You guys know you want to meet the other Houstonians. He, he, he. \< drooling on self \> You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Akatsukami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea666f/32.png) [@Akatsukami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akatsukami)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660/68 "1999-10-21T00:47:00Z")
For my own peace of mind, I’ll assume that when my _nom du net_ was mentioned, the topic immediately turned to how the discussants stood in awe of my authoritative manner, vast knowledge, and scintillating wit. If the topic was otherwise, I don’t want to know. If the topic was how, in a free-association test, “akatsukami” immediately and invariably brought “felching” to mind, I _definitely_ don’t want to know. 🙂 * * * “Kings die, and leave their crowns to their sons. Shmuel HaKatan took all the treasures in the world, and went away.” ---
**Author:** ![omniscientnot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a5b964/32.png) [@omniscientnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omniscientnot)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660/69 "1999-10-21T03:06:00Z")
Melanie: You do realize it was a deliberate attempt at a pun, albeit ever so weak (the attempt _and_ the pun)? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660/70 "1999-10-21T05:25:00Z")
You know omni-not, I think we have an unfair advantage here. Anytime one is mentioned its almost a certainty that the other will be brought up as well. In every list of any type we’re always included in a sybiotic one line statement. Damn, I relish my individuality. I am thinking that a Chicago outing would be a great time, but I’m as apathetic as anyone, and won’t lie to you good people about attempting to get it organized. I am curious what was said, and will be waiting anxiously for the Ohio minutes, especially regarding the _overnight_ portion ;). ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660/71 "1999-10-21T14:34:00Z")
We have a digital camera at work that I am going to try and borrow. Can you say Mpegs and Jpegs? * * * “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - _Humphrey Bogart_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660/72 "1999-10-21T15:13:00Z")
Sorry, darlings, I was off brunching and museum-hopping yesterday, did I miss much? I should have tipped you off in advance, so you could have dished me in my absense. “Flora, Alphie and I are in mid 20’s.” –Mel, darling, are you being sweet, or was the lighting really that bad? I have SKIRTS in their mid-20s, and I know for a fact I was the Senior Member of the Board that night . . . Ike, darling, for a good orphanwurst recipe, check your “Modest Proposal” cookbook. Right after Irish Stew ("take two Irishmen . . "). ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660/73 "1999-10-21T15:38:00Z")
Flora, I’ll be 26 on Nov. 6th. Hey - maybe we can have a NYSD birthday party. I think I still have some codeine left over from when I broke my leg! Omninot: Nope, didn’t get it, still don’t. Maybe I’m still drunk? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-sdmb-meeeting-minutes/9660.md?page=3)