Why do Americans always misspell capital?
You take that back, hoser!
Why do Canadians always feel the need to point it out? 
Sorry; I had been awake for close to 60 hours when I posted that last night.
Just for the principle of the thing.
Don’t you mean, the principal of the thing?
Well, for all intensive purposes.
You’ll pry my anonymous tumblr, dreamwidth, and kongregate accounts under several fictitious aliases out of my cold dead hands.