# New York state is looking into creating a special hotline for CEOs to report threats

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 16, 2024, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732 "2024-12-16T21:49:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/21 "2024-12-17T02:17:26Z")

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Why not? 911 is not appropriate. They are voters, they are taxpayers and they are targets.

There are-

**Suicide & Crisis Lifeline**  
**National Human Trafficking Hotline** :  
**National Teen Dating Abuse Helpline**  
**The Trevor Project Helpline**  
**California Peer-Run Warm Line**  
**National Runaway Safeline** :  
and many, many more.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/22 "2024-12-17T02:19:47Z")

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Is there a threat hotline for anyone else who’s a voter, a taxpayer, and a target?

And what about all of the CEOs who aren’t taxpayers?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/23 "2024-12-17T02:20:08Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> They are voters, they are taxpayers and they are targets.

Then why are their victims not given the same consideration?

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/24 "2024-12-17T02:24:09Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> Then why are their victims not given the same consideration?

What victims? CEOs all have victims? Grocery Chains?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/25 "2024-12-17T02:26:41Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> What victims? CEOs all have victims? Grocery Chains?

Do you know how common it is for people to go hungry? And how badly the workers at such places are treated?

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/26 "2024-12-17T02:31:08Z")

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I don’t begrudge them a dedicated hotline, since they sit in unique peril.

But I’d love if the voice on the other end of the line started with “please listen carefully as our menu options have changed…”

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/27 "2024-12-17T02:54:17Z")

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> [@Slithy\_Tove](#):
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> But I’d love if the voice on the other end of the line started with “please listen carefully as our menu options have changed…”

“Para Español, oprime nueve.”

(Ten second pause)

“Did you know you can save time by signing up online? Visit [ceowatch.gov](http://ceowatch.gov) today or download the app now available on Google Play and the Apple Store! If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911. If you know the name of your assassin, please enter their extension now. To hear our hours, press 1…”

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/28 "2024-12-17T02:55:48Z")

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“Your call would be very important to us if we were also CEOs. Please hold for the next available agent” \< tinny music plays \>

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/29 "2024-12-17T03:13:09Z")

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> [@PastTense](#):
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> Really? It’s possible it won the election for him.

I doubt it. Trump got shot at and we collectively shrugged our shoulders. You’ll find some talking heads, particularly among Fox News and others of that ilk, that tried to pin the blame on the dangerous rhetoric of the radical left, but even among most Trump supporters it just wasn’t that big of a deal. Trump certainly tried to capitalized, both politically and monetarily, on the attempt on his life, but I don’t think it moved the needle on his campaign one way or the other.

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**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/30 "2024-12-17T03:32:06Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> they are taxpayers

Not if they can help it.

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/31 "2024-12-17T05:22:38Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> “Your call would be very important to us if we were also CEOs. Please hold for the next available agent” \< tinny music plays \>

Maybe they can use Chuck Mangione’s “Feels So Good” as the hold music.

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**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/32 "2024-12-18T03:58:20Z")

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If CEO shootings became as frequent as school shootings, you might actually see reasonable gun control laws.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/33 "2024-12-18T13:18:48Z")

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> [@Leo\_Krupe](#):
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> They could, but then they’d deplete some of their excess wealth. The point is to have their own security but have someone else (the taxpayer) foot the bill. They get security and keep their excess wealth.

More accurately, the rich have already paid for their politicians and now expect to get the services they _deserve_. A million dollars at the right time to the right person can get you billions in favors over the long term. Remember, you’re not buying the politician. You’re buying the system.

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**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/34 "2024-12-18T18:46:16Z")

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Number of black people killed with a gun in NYC in 2024: 95\*  
Number of CEOs killed with a gun in NYC in 2024: 1

We’d better address this epidemic of CEO violence.

\*I couldn’t find the number, so made a WAG that it was 25% of the total 2023 murders.

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/35 "2024-12-18T20:17:53Z")

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I wonder if you can 3D print a guillotine?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/36 "2024-12-18T20:18:59Z")

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We won’t know until we try.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-state-is-looking-into-creating-a-special-hotline-for-ceos-to-report-threats/1011732/37 "2024-12-19T11:48:21Z")

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> [@OldOlds](#):
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> I couldn’t find the number, so made a WAG that it was 25% of the total 2023 murders.

It’s 57% for murder and non-negligent manslaughter, not that it changes the point:

> **[year-end-2023-enforcement-report.pdf](https://www.nyc.gov/assets/nypd/downloads/pdf/analysis_and_planning/year-end-2023-enforcement-report.pdf?utm_source=chatgpt.com)**
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Also, this does not specifically say “with a gun” but I’m guessing the percentage should be roughly the same, unless some demographic has a preference for different murder weapon types.

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