# New York Yankees anouncer before the game...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-yankees-anouncer-before-the-game/90977>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 1, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-yankees-anouncer-before-the-game/90977 "2001-11-01T20:06:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-yankees-anouncer-before-the-game/90977/21 "2001-11-01T23:49:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ElwoodCuse \*  
> **MAYBE I will consider watching baseball once it has been proven to me that someone besides the Yankees is allowed to win the World Series.**

The fact is, NOBODY BUT THE YANKEES _IS_ ALLOWED TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES.

And that’s just fine with me. 😃

And I don’t give a rat’s ass if you ever watch baseball again. You can fuck off too.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-yankees-anouncer-before-the-game/90977/22 "2001-11-02T00:00:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Colibri \*  
> \*\* You can imagine Bob playing the The Burning Bush in a remake of _The Ten Commandments_. \*\*

Now delivering the Jews from Egypt… The prophet… Moses… The prophet…

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-yankees-anouncer-before-the-game/90977/23 "2001-11-02T01:22:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ElwoodCuse \*  
> MAYBE I will consider watching baseball once it has been proven to me that someone besides the Yankees is allowed to win the World Series.

You’re just jealous because we’re gonna have a parade, and you’re not.

Dork.

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**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-york-yankees-anouncer-before-the-game/90977/24 "2001-11-02T02:20:27Z")

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Isn’t the reason he speaks so slowly because he has to let the echo fade every few words before he continues, otherwise you wouldn’t be able to understand him  
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