# Newbie **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 9, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbie/513199 "2009-10-09T15:43:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbie/513199/21 "2009-10-09T19:42:27Z")
Welcome, **antinephritic**! Getting ready for the initiation, I see. Good luck! [slips the new guy/girl a large glass full of whiskey] [whispers]This will make it easier, trust me[/whispers] I’ll be in the next room, sharpening my blade, with full ear and eye protection. Just in case of… well, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbie/513199/22 "2009-10-09T19:57:38Z")
And now for the Paddling of Swolen Asses with Paddles. We accept you! We accept you! One of us! One of us! ---
**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbie/513199/23 "2009-10-09T20:13:41Z")
Jeeze, now you guys have done it. Poor **antinephritic** is probably running for the hills and may never post here (or anywhere) again. Which is understandable. Hey, **antinephritic** , they are just kidding. I think. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbie/513199.md?page=1)