# Newbies That Have Impressed You

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 29, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010 "2003-04-29T21:46:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/21 "2003-04-30T05:09:51Z")

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Well, I’ll put in my vote for **Ender\_Will**. I’ve always found his posts insightful and intelligent. And sometimes very funny, too.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/22 "2003-04-30T06:33:32Z")

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What, you mean _apart_ from me?

I’ll nominate **Jennifer McIlwee Myers**. How’s [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3320586) for a first post?

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**Author:** ![Kezermezer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b487fb/32.png) [@Kezermezer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kezermezer)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/23 "2003-04-30T07:16:59Z")

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Just today I was reading [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=180666) thread and I was struck by **bo989** ’s clear and well thought out posts, plus his cool manner in not getting uptight about some posts (not that there was necessarily reason for him to, but I can easily see someone looking to be offended would be, well, offended.) Dunno why I thought he was a newbie at the time; now that I look back I see he joined in Feb, which still makes him a newbie of sorts, though not as new as I had first thought.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/24 "2003-04-30T12:49:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Priceguy \*  
> \*\*What, you mean _apart_ from me?
> 
> I’ll nominate **Jennifer McIlwee Myers**. How’s [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3320586) for a first post? \*\*

That’s a brilliant first post. Heck, it would be a brilliant 1000[sup]th[/sup] post. How’d she do in the next ten?

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/25 "2003-04-30T13:59:57Z")

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I’m really enjoying \*\* DeVena’s\*\* posts. She had me laughing at her matter-of-fact response to the “what would you do when approached in a dark alley” thread and since then when I’ve run across her posts I’ve read them with relish.

She seems like someone I would enjoy spending time with.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/26 "2003-04-30T17:05:50Z")

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Me likes **QED** and **Kid Czarcasm** is just plain cute. 🙂

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/27 "2003-04-30T17:07:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \*  
> **I’m really enjoying \*\* DeVena’s** posts. She had me laughing at her matter-of-fact response to the “what would you do when approached in a dark alley” thread and since then when I’ve run across her posts I’ve read them with relish.  
> \*\*

You should read them with mustard and onions, they’re even better.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/28 "2003-04-30T19:43:26Z")

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I’m going to nominate **Payton’s Servant**.

His/her Spider thread was pure poetry, and I was quite impressed.

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**Author:** ![\_etalhea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/779978/32.png) [@\_etalhea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_etalhea)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/29 "2003-04-30T20:02:27Z")

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I nominate **DaveBear** , for getting so many women to divulge intimate details of their sex lives here.

Sorry, I love talking about quantum physics as much as the next doper, but that doesn’t hold a candle to getting to find out if your favorite posters swallow or not.

You rock **Dave**!

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**Author:** ![Sock\_Munkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Sock\_Munkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sock_Munkey)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/30 "2003-04-30T20:22:30Z")

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Another vote for Q.E.D.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/31 "2003-04-30T20:25:17Z")

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Seconding most of the others (I don’t go into GD enough to ahve noticed Priam), but someone who’s impressed me since I started reading his posts is **Mtgman**. He’s got the eloquence of **tomndebb** and the command of logic and facts of the same. He also seems to be equally adept and handling both flaming and being flamed, which on this board is rather a must.

**Aslan2** , for his part, seems to have the aloof wit of a young **jarbabyj** (albeit with less cocksockets and twatwrenches;)). His ability to combine this with a fresh (yet aged) sense of humor make reading his posts a lot of fun. And anyone who makes a reference to CS Lewis is okay in my book:D

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/32 "2003-04-30T20:44:56Z")

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**QED** , of course. He’s one of those posters that the SDMB just wouldn’t be the same without even though he’s been here for a short time.

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**Author:** ![Payton\_s\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@Payton\_s\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payton_s_Servant)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/33 "2003-04-30T20:57:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ivylass \*  
> \*\*I’m going to nominate **Payton’s Servant**.
> 
> His/her Spider thread was pure poetry, and I was quite impressed. \*\*

“Thanks,” he said bashfully while staring at his feet.

I wrote it up in Microsoft Word first and then did the usual Spell-Check stuff.

I’m just happy that people got to laugh at my expense…wait that 's not what I meant…wait, yes it is…wait I meant I’m just happy that people enjoyed my Black Widow Spider and perhaps got them to laugh and smile as they thought to themselves, “ **Damn, I’m glad that wasn’t me.** ”

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/34 "2003-04-30T21:31:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ludo \*  
> \*\*Count me in! Maybe we could be the **P.O.U.S.'s** (_P_osters _O_f _U_nusual _S_lowpokeiness) \*\*

I want in too…  
before this post…  
264 (0.46 posts per day)

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**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/35 "2003-04-30T21:33:47Z")

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Another vote for **QED**. Always so nice, helpful, and insightful.

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/36 "2003-04-30T21:33:58Z")

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**Q.E.D.**

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/37 "2003-04-30T21:40:20Z")

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> _Originally posted by **CrankyAsAnOldMan** _  
> I’m really enjoying \*\* DeVena’s\*\* posts. She had me laughing at her matter-of-fact response to the “what would you do when approached in a dark alley” thread and since then when I’ve run across her posts I’ve read them with relish.
> 
> She seems like someone I would enjoy spending time with.

Well, what do you know, someone noticed me… and Woo Hoo! I actually made you laugh!! No kidding!

😃 Dang it, I luv you guys!!

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/38 "2003-04-30T22:54:10Z")

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**Merla** rocks!

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**Author:** ![Honeydew\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Honeydew\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honeydew_1)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/39 "2003-04-30T23:05:00Z")

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I’ll nominate:

\*\*Davebear  
Branwen  
Tanookie  
and Flybynight \*\*

for being huge fun, making me really laugh out loud and for talking about the stuff I like to talk about but don’t get the opportunity to do in real life 😃

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2003, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newbies-that-have-impressed-you/172010/40 "2003-05-01T08:11:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \*  
> \*\*That’s a brilliant first post. Heck, it would be a brilliant 1000[sup]th[/sup] post. How’d she do in the next ten? \*\*

[Pretty](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3322129#post3322129) [darn](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3336892#post3336892) [well](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3347158#post3347158).

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