# Newcrasher delivers all the news... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 3, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newcrasher-delivers-all-the-news/375092 "2006-10-03T12:36:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newcrasher-delivers-all-the-news/375092/1 "2006-10-03T12:36:34Z")
I was at the gym this morning so I got to watch CNN, Fox, NBC and CBS all at the same time. I was on the treadmill for over an hour, so I got it all. I feel uniquely qualified to bring you the news of the world today. There was a shooting in an Amish school house. Tragic. Very sad. A Republican Congressman sent naughty emails to a Page. He resigned. According to some channels, there was weather. A large black man is sorry he stomped on the face of another large black man a few days ago. They were playing some sport at the time. Maybe Rugby. That is all. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2006, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newcrasher-delivers-all-the-news/375092/2 "2006-10-03T13:01:15Z")
[QUOTE=newcrasher] …A Republican Congressman sent naughty emails to a Page. He resigned…That is all. [/QUOTE] All? Don’t you wish. That story is good for at least a 2 week run. It has 2 pit threads, (one going 7 pages) and a 4 pager over in GD. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2006, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newcrasher-delivers-all-the-news/375092/3 "2006-10-03T13:04:36Z")
Wrong forum. Possibly wrong board. Closed. Lynn