# Newest Nominee for Stoopidest Tagline Ever:  Braun's "Wear Your Face"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-nominee-for-stoopidest-tagline-ever-brauns-wear-your-face/564525>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 17, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-nominee-for-stoopidest-tagline-ever-brauns-wear-your-face/564525 "2010-12-17T16:56:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-nominee-for-stoopidest-tagline-ever-brauns-wear-your-face/564525/1 "2010-12-17T16:56:46Z")

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Their website which touts this incredibly stupid tagline [here](http://www.braun.com/us/shavers.html?gclid=CPH-nrrf86UCFUJB5godkHsitg). I couldn’t find the commercials on youtube.

This has so many levels of stupid that my brain just explodes whenever it comes on. I can’t even just laugh at the silliness - I find myself wondering what the process was like getting this signed off - how many layers of market research and focus groups they must’ve had to get to…this.

Boggles the mind…

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-nominee-for-stoopidest-tagline-ever-brauns-wear-your-face/564525/2 "2010-12-17T17:13:14Z")

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Those guys on the website look like the new Village People.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-nominee-for-stoopidest-tagline-ever-brauns-wear-your-face/564525/3 "2010-12-17T17:19:16Z")

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Sorry, still not as stupid as “enjoy the go” or " have a happy period".

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-nominee-for-stoopidest-tagline-ever-brauns-wear-your-face/564525/4 "2010-12-17T18:49:49Z")

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Besides being a [damned weird commercial](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvHj0vovQHI), the tag line sucks.  
[Shine on.](http://jimmydean.com/JD_Demos_Videos/)

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/newest-nominee-for-stoopidest-tagline-ever-brauns-wear-your-face/564525/5 "2010-12-17T19:04:09Z")

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Jim and I have started saying, “Because all the good taglines were taken!” after any commercial with a particularly stupid one. This commercial had us looking at each other with identical WTF expressions on our faces.